The Official WK 18 Packers-Lions GameDay Thread

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Why in the name of Kurt Warner am I still flipping burgers? It's a dead end gig. I'm being sidestepped and defrocked for promotions in favor of high school dropouts time and time again. Hip and back are fucked, and fucked all for, what, the fucking minimum-wage. Chicks refuse to dig me cos I'm earning the minimum-wage. There must be more to life than burger flipping.

12, 17, 91, among others, have bonuses to play for in this game. If my reading comprehension ain't fucked (source: Elf's Sports and Playboy Network, or ESPN), 12 needs to finish in the top 3 in passer rating, completion percentage, interception percentage, yards per pass and touchdown passes to earn 100,000 frogskins for each of the aforementioned tokens. If 91 sacks Goff 5 times today, he'll get a 4.4 million bonus.

I hope all the players playing for greed today avoid the wrath of the futbol gods. Stay heathy!

Packers 72
Kitties 0

Power to the Packers

[Joemailman]

Inactives:

Green Bay Packers

23 CB Jaire Alexander
30 S Shawn Davis
33 RB Aaron Jones
59 LB De'Vondre Campbell
67 OL Jake Hanson
90 DL Jack Heflin
96 DL Kingsley Keke

[Joemailman]

All but one of JSO writers picking Lions. They're expecting Packers starters to play a quarter to a half.

I believe Love will carry the Packers through.

Packers 26
Lions 23

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Inactives:

Green Bay Packers

23 CB Jaire Alexander
30 S Shawn Davis
33 RB Aaron Jones
59 LB De'Vondre Campbell
67 OL Jake Hanson
90 DL Jack Heflin
96 DL Kingsley Keke

Does this mean the Iranian Stallion and the Fucking Center 2 are game?

[Joemailman]

Does this mean the Iranian Stallion and the Fucking Center 2 are game?

In all their glory.

[Joemailman]

Should be a big opportunity for Patrick Taylor today. Jones is inactive and they'll likely pull Dillon at some point.


Matt Schneidman
@mattschneidman

Josh Myers snapping to Aaron Rodgers in warmups. Looks like the rookie takes back his starting spot at center.

[Joemailman]

Rob Demovsky
@RobDemovsky

Packers are warming up with this starting OL: David Bakhtiari, Jon Runyan, Josh Myers, Lucas Patrick, Dennis Kelly.

So Yosh is out at LT and Newman out at RG.

[Harlan Huckleby]

you guys seem to be acting like the game starts at noon
dummies

[Joemailman]

you guys seem to be acting like the game starts at noon
dummies

Don't be late!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

you guys seem to be acting like the game starts at noon
dummies

Well, where Madtown's at, it starts at 10. Where MJZiggy's at, it starts at 1. Time is relative.

[Harlan Huckleby]

dumb for AR to play at all in meaningless game

[Harlan Huckleby]

when was the last time Lions fielded a team with no former Packers on it? I'm guessing the 90s

[Joemailman]

Packers 3-3 on 3rd down.

[Harlan Huckleby]

he was damn near over the goal line

[Anti-Polar Bear]

when was the last time Lions fielded a team with no former Packers on it? I'm guessing the 90s

Pretty sure the Sloth is on their PS.

[smuggler]

I liked Allison. It's too bad he fucked up his knee. He was too slow to endure any loss of movement skills.

[Joemailman]

Packers 3-3 on 3rd down.

4-4.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Pretty sure the Sloth is on their PS.

Jamal Williams is a starter. It just seems they always have an ex-Packer lucky charm

[Harlan Huckleby]

I liked Allison. It's too bad he fucked up his knee. He was too slow to endure any loss of movement skills.

I didn't know he was on the Lions. Is that Bryce Paup out there?

[pittstang5]

That's the kinda drive i love. Chew up clock, convert 3rd downs, nice mix of run and pass, although I expected more runs, but offense put a nice drive together.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I liked Allison. It's too bad he fucked up his knee. He was too slow to endure any loss of movement skills.

Fritz’s grandmother could outrun the Sloth before the knee injury. It’s was 10 on 11 every time Sloth was on the field.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Amos is a good tackler.

I want them to get another starting safety named Andy

[Anti-Polar Bear]

That's the kinda drive i love. Chew up clock, convert 3rd downs, nice mix of run and pass, although I expected more runs, but offense put a nice drive together.

Mostly passes. Trying to inflat 12’’s stats. :)

[Harlan Huckleby]

good wrap-up

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Tila Tequila makes a play!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Missed opportunity. MVS ain’t a good route runner.

[MadScientist]

Can't waste that field position like that

[King Friday]

Run the ball once in awhile.

[pittstang5]

Well that sucked

[Joemailman]

Made Burks look bad there twice.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Fuck the run.

[Harlan Huckleby]

PI

[pittstang5]

how is that not PI?

[Harlan Huckleby]

that pass had no chance for first down. why throw?

[pittstang5]

Deguara = Poor man's Richard Rogers!

[King Friday]

Fuck the run.

We are...and the offense looks like poo

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Packers could use OBJ in this game. Lazard and MvS aren’t getting open against straight up man coverage.

[pittstang5]

I'm no expert on O-line play, but Myers looks very rusty to me. Bak ok so far.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Deguara = Poor man's Richard Rogers!

So expect him to catch a Hail Mary?

[pittstang5]

Can someone cover the Egyptian God...please?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Can someone cover the Egyptian God...please?

Word.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

That 4th down td, Lowry had a hand on it. Unfortunately, he has raptor arms.

[Joemailman]

Packers playing like a team that knows this doesn't matter. Might as well let Love play.

[pittstang5]

Packers playing like a team that knows this doesn't matter. Might as well let Love play.

Agreed, other than the first series, Defense has not fight. Offense is just blah.

[pittstang5]

That 4th down td, Lowry had a hand on it. Unfortunately, he has raptor arms.

I blame King...no clue if he was specifically at fault, but he was on the field...so, he has to take some of the blame. (lol)

[Joemailman]

WTF Mason?

[pittstang5]

CMON MASON!!!! WTF!!!!

[pittstang5]

Get it out now Mason, we can't afford that shit in the playoffs.

[Joemailman]

Lazard heading into playoffs on a real high note.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Get it out now Mason, we can't afford that shit in the playoffs.

In his defense, Bojo mishandled (again) the 1st PAT; Crosby made it.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

12 and LaFleur chatting on the sidelines. 12’s like, keep me in. Frog’s like, you sure? Love could use the reps.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Campbell proving he’s the MVP of the D.

[pittstang5]

How is #11 that wide open? Jeez!!!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Looks like Rodgers’ day is done. And looks like my GameDay starting days this season are drawing to a close.

[Joemailman]

Rodgers' best return of the year?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

All 88 does is fumble.

[MadScientist]

Well that was two sucky plays in a row

[Sparkey]

Sullivan running around like he's lost

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Sullivan running around like he's lost

J-Alex can’t return soon enough.

[MadScientist]

Jinkies, Dafney made a play

[Anti-Polar Bear]

How the fuck was that not a defenseless hit, the hit on Davis?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Jagfucks leading Dolts. Could Kitties piss away the top pick?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

And for you Cumby, both St. Paul’s are part white?

[pittstang5]

Cmon Davis....you gotta catch that!!!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

When did the Packers re-sign Ben “Hands of” Steele?”

[JohnMexico]

Tyler Davis sucks

[pittstang5]

Hey Love, can you make it anymore difficult for Winfree to catch that? Sheesh!

[Guiness]

That was a flat out drop by Davis in the endzone.

Nice catch by Winfree for a first down. Taylor running well.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

When did the Packers trade for Jonathon Taylor? :)

[RashanGary]

I didn’t get to see the first half. How was Bakh and Meyers??

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Tyler Davis sucks

Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane.

[Joemailman]

Hey Love, can you make it anymore difficult for Winfree to catch that? Sheesh!

I think that throw had to be low to keep it away from defender.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I didn’t get to see the first half. How was Bakh and Meyers??

I thought Bak looked fine. No sacks allowed. Poor run blocking.

As for Meyers, I don’t pay attention to fucking centers .

[pittstang5]

That 2 pt conversion was dead before the snap

[Guiness]

Smh (Amari) Rodgers

[Guiness]

That 2 pt conversion was dead before the snap

Kind of felt that way but Love still delivered an ok ball and Rodgers didn't get to the split he needed to.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Sullivan sucks!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Fritz, you’re at the game. Please tell the Kitties, they’re pissing off the chance to draft Grayson “I Do Me” Mathers, QB, Alabama Tech.

[Joemailman]

Can't believe they won't let Tim Boyle play. Lions really want this game.

[Sparkey]

Deguarra!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Deguara = Poor man's Richard Rogers!

Duck-Rod has never ran the rock 60 yards. :)

[Joemailman]

The Power Of Love!

[MadScientist]

Deguarra!

Didn't know he had that in him.

[Guiness]

#loveisthefuture
#boycottAaronRodgers
#deguaraIGotNothing

Obligatory :-) :-) for the humour impaired

[pittstang5]

Duck-Rod has never ran the rock 60 yards. :)

I knew I'd get shit for that. He must have seen that comment and decided to play better.

[pittstang5]

need a turnover

[RashanGary]

Would be nice if Detroit can score right away and then we see what Love’s got to do with it

[MadScientist]

Time for Douglass to make another big play

[RashanGary]

Love take it down in the two minute and then go for a two point conversion

[RashanGary]

If we score, we have to go for two. Just get out of there either win or lose

[RashanGary]

Oh shit. I thought we’d be down by 7. Oops

[Joemailman]

Love with a chance for GWD. Put Adams in!

[pittstang5]

Would be nice if Detroit can score right away and then we see what Love’s got to do with it

Welp, you got your wish. Love will throw an INT methinks.

[RashanGary]

Come on Love, make the off-season interesting

[RashanGary]

Welp, you got your wish. Love will throw an INT methinks.

Welp

[pittstang5]

Amari Rogers...you really, really suck!!!!

[JohnMexico]

Amari Rodgers was just an abysmal pick

[pittstang5]

Amari Rodgers was just an abysmal pick

Agreed, but we all thought he would be Cobb 2.0. He can't even hold Cobb's jockstrap.

[pittstang5]

WHY IS NO ONE ACCOUTNING FOR THE EGYPTIAN GOD!!! GOOD LORD!!!!!!

[pittstang5]

What is Amari doing.....you're costing us time!!!

He needs to be benched!!!

[RashanGary]

Love just made for a boring offseason. Resign 12. Easy Peezy.

[pittstang5]

I never seen a 2 win team so excited

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Just like that, Lions piss away the no. 1 pick and Grayson Mathers.

[Bretsky]

Would be nice if Detroit can score right away and then we see what Love’s got to do with it




Time to Post the Song ? ALL you NEED is LOVE ??

[RashanGary]

We’ll see what happens in the post season. The OL is getting healthier. Jaire should be back. No team is really hot. It’s going to come down to getting lucky and winning two games. Go pack go. Come on.

[pittstang5]

Exciting last two minutes though...oh well.

[Guiness]

Just like that, Lions piss away the no. 1 pick and Grayson Mathers.

Does it go back to Jax ?

[RashanGary]

Time to Post the Song ? ALL you NEED is LOVE ??

The Packers aren’t moving on from 12. Love is gonna have to be patient.

[Upnorth]

Any word on injuries? Thats all I acre about.

Love looks like a backup. Too bad.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Does it go back to Jax ?

They’re the only team with 14 losses. So it’s theirs.

[Joemailman]

More Banjo thread posted.

[Mayhem]

In his defense, Bojo mishandled (again) the 1st PAT; Crosby made it.

I missed the days of back up QBs and former college and High School QBs holding for the placekickers.

[esoxx]

Agreed, but we all thought he would be Cobb 2.0. He can't even hold Cobb's jockstrap.

Nor would he want to.

[esoxx]

Looks like Rodgers’ day is done. And looks like my GameDay starting days this season are drawing to a close.

Nice run APB. Sucks it had to end in a way like this where Packers (rightfully so) treated the game like a preseason contest and the Lions treated it as their Super Bowl.

But we have Fritz warming up in the bullpen to take over and complete this run to the championship. Go Fritz!

[run pMc]

Amari Rogers...you really, really suck!!!!

It's worth mentioning that, just as Terry McLaurin was available when Gute picked Jace Sternberger, Amon-Ra St. Brown was available when Gute picked Amari Rodgers.

That R3 pick has been a real bugaboo for this franchise in recent years.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Nice run APB. Sucks it had to end in a way like this where Packers (rightfully so) treated the game like a preseason contest and the Lions treated it as their Super Bowl.

But we have Fritz warming up in the bullpen to take over and complete this run to the championship. Go Fritz!

I think Fritz might’ve been disqualified when he got himself (and myself) temporarily exiled. Check with Mad to make sure. :)

[Anti-Polar Bear]

It's worth mentioning that, just as Terry McLaurin was available when Gute picked Jace Sternberger, Amon-Ra St. Brown was available when Gute picked Amari Rodgers.

That R3 pick has been a real bugaboo for this franchise in recent years.

Word.

[texaspackerbacker]

It sucks to lose anytime, even if our back up D can't stop 'em, but Detroit is the bigger loser here, winning the game and losing the #1 overall draft pick.

[QBME]

Nice run APB. Sucks it had to end in a way like this where Packers (rightfully so) treated the game like a preseason contest and the Lions treated it as their Super Bowl.

But we have Fritz warming up in the bullpen to take over and complete this run to the championship. Go Fritz!

Yup. Good run APB. Got us to the promised land.
Rather large shoes to fill.
Go Pack!!

[texaspackerbacker]

The Packers aren’t moving on from 12. Love is gonna have to be patient.

I'm not sure Love's arm is gonna get any better with time. Ditto that for his legs/mobility. A few years from now, we need to draft somebody better and groom the guy to take over for Rodgers about 2030.

[esoxx]

I think Fritz might’ve been disqualified when he got himself (and myself) temporarily exiled. Check with Mad to make sure. :)

Doesn't matter to me with one exception. Anyone who may have been the GameDay thread starter for prior NFC Championship Games that went up in flames should stay far away from starting the playoff edition now. So, anyone who happened to start the Seahawks, Falcons, 49ers, & Buccaneers GameDay threads, stay the fuck away :lol:

[Bretsky]

Doesn't matter to me with one exception. Anyone who may have been the GameDay thread starter for prior NFC Championship Games that went up in flames should stay far away from starting the playoff edition now. So, anyone who happened to start the Seahawks, Falcons, 49ers, & Buccaneers GameDay threads, stay the fuck away :lol:



Who started the gd threads last time we won the show ??? I think it might have been me but not 100 percent positive . I will try to find them tomorrow

[Joemailman]

Who started the gd threads last time we won the show ??? I think it might have been me but not 100 percent positive . I will try to find them tomorrow

Of course it was you. Don't you remember doing the whammy? http://packerrats.com/showthread.php?21655-Official-Superbowl-Gameday-Thread-Green-Bay-Packers-vs-Pittsburgh-Steelers

[Bretsky]

We’ll see what happens in the post season. The OL is getting healthier. Jaire should be back. No team is really hot. It’s going to come down to getting lucky and winning two games. Go pack go. Come on.

Looking at these NFC teams, I kinda think we're fine

The team that probably scares me the most in the playoff is the Chiefs

[Bretsky]

Of course it was you. Don't you remember doing the whammy? http://packerrats.com/showthread.php?21655-Official-Superbowl-Gameday-Thread-Green-Bay-Packers-vs-Pittsburgh-Steelers


I've hit my 50s; too old to remember anything anymore :)))))

I'm also cool if Fritz wants to run the thing

And I can also bring back the Whammy and see if it can run again :)))

[RashanGary]

Of course it was you. Don't you remember doing the whammy? http://packerrats.com/showthread.php?21655-Official-Superbowl-Gameday-Thread-Green-Bay-Packers-vs-Pittsburgh-Steelers

Gotta bring back the whammy. Bretsky gonna have to predict losses the rest of the way!

[MadtownPacker]

Looks like Rodgers’ day is done. And looks like my GameDay starting days this season are drawing to a close.Nah man you did great. I will have to look it up but pretty sure it is the 3rd or 4th longest streak anyone has ever had. Not bad a for a gimp burger-flipper. :lol:

I nominate Tex. He has said SB win since the beginning of the season. Yes he always says that but like the classic line goes, so you’re saying there’s a chance?

Besides then we can blame him the rest of the off-season.

[texaspackerbacker]

I appreciate the thought. I generally don't believe in jinxes or good luck charms or such things. And I don't post much in the gameday thread during the game except maybe halftime. If I get drafted, I won't go off to Canada, but I'm not enlisting. (don't take that as politics hahahaha)

[Bretsky]

BUMPING THREAD SO I HAVE REFERNCE TO OLD THREAD FOR THIS EVENING