The prophesied release of "He who has been himself" - Kurt Benkert

[CaptainKickass]

- I wonder if they were curt when they released Kurt Benkert.
- The transaction seemed overt said Bert Benkert (No relation).
- Are they always curt when releasing players or are they only curt when releasing dudes named Kurt or perhaps they're only curt for Kurt Benkert?
- I hope no one was hurt and everyone was completely alert for the release of Kurt Benkert.
- I wonder if he'll change his middle name to "has" so people can call him Kurt Has Benkert (Kurt Has-Been-Kert)
- The final thing I wish to assert is hoping that Kurt Benkert saved enough to not live in a Yurt.

[George Cumby]

What's wrong with Yurts?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

German Shepherd ain’t gonna ship Love out this year, so the Packers are actually a bit amiable in allowing Benkert the chance to catch on with another team prior to training camp. Looks like dude’s a popular social media influencer, so he’ll be fine and dandy if he ain’t throw a rock again. Purchased an RV last year and was ready tour this uncool nation - and babble about it on social media. But the Packets were willing to pay him $16,000/wk, so he opted to throw rocks on the practice squad instead.

The Packers were curt with Kurt Warner, though. Mooch literally told Warner he was inferior to a redneck gunslinger (Favre), a polygamist Mormon (Detmer) and a poor man’s Steve Young (Brunell). I hope Nutz starts showing American Underdog to his players.

[CaptainKickass]

What's wrong with Yurts?


As an introvert I don't mean to blurt, but a Kurt Benkert yurt is just a survival skirt and could flirt with spurts of hurt if he's not alert.


Here's Neil Peart:

https://www.akeyesdance.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Neil-Peart-Lessons-1200x667.png

[Fritz]

Like any typical man, Guter wants someone newer and younger, someone he and his coach can shape into the dream they want.

Poor Kurt. Cast aside for a newer, younger model. May he go on to become the next Kurt Warner.

[Teamcheez1]

He’s definitely in my top 5 of all 3rd string QB’s in the NFL. Going to be difficult to replace…..

[CaptainKickass]

Well,

You know it's the dead time of year for NFL and particularly Packers football when someone says:


in my top 5 of all 3rd string

[Upnorth]

Top 5 3rd string vs bottom half 2nd string. Hard to nail down, so many intangibles. Accuracy, mobility, social media savy, lots of factors.

Seriously though I do feel backup qb is an important position for us. I hope he can make our ps.

[run pMc]

Wasn't going to make the roster, let him go now so he has a better chance to stick on another team. MLF got him in a game last year for the first time ever. I don't think Kurt has hard feelings about it. I wish the dude luck

[Tony Oday]

Better then love and can game.

[Upnorth]

Better then love and can game.

Based on what the coaches have seen they apparently disagree

[Joemailman]

Based on what the coaches have seen they apparently disagree

Yeah, but whadda they know?

[KYPack]

Capn Kick, stay you pal.

Would have really missed PR if there was a season without the Cap.

[Joemailman]

He who has been himself is now a member of the San Antonio Brahmas of the XFL.

[CaptainKickass]

He who has been himself is now a member of the San Antonio Brahmas of the XFL.


"His career proved not inert nor a blip-vert as Kurt Benkert leaves his yurt, rises from the dirt to reinsert his work in concert and again risk becoming "Kurt Has Been Hurt."

[run pMc]

Here's Neil Peart:

Alas Neil Peart, dead in the dirt. No, he's not buried in Frankfurt.

[Fritz]

He who has been himself is now a member of the San Antonio Brahmas of the XFL.

Joe, Joe, regarding Kurt, you're rather alert.

[CaptainKickass]

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[Joemailman]

Kurt Benkert
@KurtBenkert

A Hall of Famer, a YouTuber, and the back-to-back NFC Player of the Week.

Some rumblings out there about this being the greatest QB room of all time.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GDf0sANWgAAgdy2?format=jpg&name=small

[CaptainKickass]

Kurt Benkert
@KurtBenkert

A Hall of Famer, a YouTuber, and the back-to-back NFC Player of the Week.

Some rumblings out there about this being the greatest QB room of all time.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GDf0sANWgAAgdy2?format=jpg&name=small


I wonder if because he's the least wealthy of the three - that Kurt Benkert, backup QB for a curt spurt, feels hurt?

[Sparkey]

Better then love and can game.

:-D:doh: Priceless