The Official Week 4 Patriots-Packers GameDay Thread

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Fucking Center, Iranian Stallion and Bobble's boi, Josh "Not Royce" Newman, better bring their A-game. The Traitors' top 2 pass rushers aren't exactly milksops. Gotta keep 9 and 91 impotent. Also, Traitors' WRs are very underrated and should not be underestimated.

Rhythm is a tiny dancer, and I hope the Packers offense finds its rhythm today. For once, do not excrete rocks! Convert 3rd and less than David's 3 inches sword! Fuck the rock in! Go through your fucking progressions, Butte!

Btw: I promised last week that I would compose original lyrics should the Packers beat the Bucfuckneers. Much to the dismay of Smuggler, promise delivered. See "Musings of a Polar Bear" thread in FYI.

Packers 72
Traitors 0

Power to the Packers!

[CaptainKickass]

Obligatory game day post.

[Bretsky]

Packers will win; they are ready set up to run some W's now. Patriots w/o a QB and then NY and NY = a 3-0 run

[Anti-Polar Bear]

J-Alex inactive. Josh Newman activated.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Typical slow start by the D.

Anyone else watching this game? Should I logout?

[beveaux1]

Guess we didn't expect the running plays.

[smuggler]

The defense being unprepared to stop the run at the beginning is not a good sign.

[beveaux1]

Maybe they thought Brady was playing.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Fuck!

[Rastak]

Typical slow start by the D.

Anyone else watching this game? Should I logout?


It's on in the background. Real quiet around here today for sure though.

[beveaux1]

Doubs with the fumble. Wish he didn't catch it.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Packers have not gone through a game without pooping out the rock this season

[beveaux1]

Maybe the d will play the run now.

[red]

doubs is a turnover waiting to happen.

he's exciting, but the ball comes out of his hands way too often

[Anti-Polar Bear]

doubs is a turnover waiting to happen.

he's exciting, but the ball comes out of his hands way too often

Fundamentals. No excuses. Gotta protect it.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Gary is a pimp.

[beveaux1]

Gary shot out of a gun.

[beveaux1]

doubs is a turnover waiting to happen.

he's exciting, but the ball comes out of his hands way too often

Don't throw him a screen. He needs to go down field.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Put the fucking center back at guard!!!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Jenkins sucks at tackle .

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Why a fucking center is playing tackle is mind numbing.

[smuggler]

Can't forget he's coming off an injury, also. But yeah, so far Jenkins hasn't been as good as he was before the knee injury.

[beveaux1]

Jenkins is average at tackle, but very good at guard.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

3rd string qb in for traitors.

[beveaux1]

We need to score.

[RashanGary]

Was that even a horse collar??

[Anti-Polar Bear]

We need to score.

Offsense has not scored since 1st quarter of Bucs game? So cold.

[Teamcheez1]

Rodgers needs to get it going.

[beveaux1]

Was that even a horse collar??

He ran so slow, it looked like a horse collar.

[Guiness]

someone's going to tell me why Amari is still on this team, right? Right?

[smuggler]

Ride the horses

[beveaux1]

Watson is fast!!

[RashanGary]

Watsons first touchdown!!! Woot!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Watson is fast!!

If only he can catch.

[ThunderDan]

Touchdown Watson right in front of us

[beveaux1]

If only he can catch.

Scandling couldn't catch.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

someone's going to tell me why Amari is still on this team, right? Right?

3rd round pick. Backup Rb.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Touchdown Watson right in front of us

Word.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Scandling couldn't catch.

I would like to see another bomb thrown at Watson.

[Guiness]

Was that even a horse collar??

horse collar is a bit of a misnomer. He grabbed the shoulder pads and pulled him down. One handed I might add, impressive grip strength!


No player shall grab the inside collar of the back or the side of the shoulder pads or jersey, or grab the jersey at the name plate or above, and pull the runner toward the ground.

[smuggler]

Campbell blocked in the back on that 3rd down screen. Zebras saw it and didn't care.

[beveaux1]

Campbell blocked in the back on that 3rd down screen. Zebras saw it and didn't care.

They have to give Zappe a break. C'mon.

[Teamcheez1]

This offense has been terrible this season.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

This offense has been terrible this season.

Too inconsistent.

[beveaux1]

This offense has been terrible this season.

It's been pretty average. We're not used to that. No top notch WRs will do that.

[smuggler]

Inability of the receivers to do anything 10 yards downfield is going to cripple the offense sooner than later. Gotta get it sorted. Don't blame them for taking a few shots in this game, since it looks like it may already be out of reach for New England.

[Guiness]

Inability of the receivers to do anything 10 yards downfield is going to cripple the offense sooner than later. Gotta get it sorted. Don't blame them for taking a few shots in this game, since it looks like it may already be out of reach for New England.

lol @ a 7-3 lead being out of reach!

[Guiness]

NE QB (I'm sure I don't know his name) getting the ball out but under heavy pressure every throw

[red]

we suck

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Inability of the receivers to do anything 10 yards downfield is going to cripple the offense sooner than later. Gotta get it sorted. Don't blame them for taking a few shots in this game, since it looks like it may already be out of reach for New England.

The OL hasnt exactly been lights out in pass pro either.

[red]

rodgers looks like complete shit today

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Jenkins sucks!

[Teamcheez1]

Rodgers not playing well.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

rodgers looks like complete shit today

Jenkins is having problems pass protecting.
Move the fucker back to guard already. Nijman cant be any worse.

[beveaux1]

Judon playing well. That guy is their Gary.

[smuggler]

rodgers looks like complete shit today

How could you even tell? He's thrown like 5 passes that weren't throwaways.

[beveaux1]

This is our offense. Every game we'll throw about as much as we run. Our strength is the RBs.

When your best WR is your blocking WR, you don't move by the pass. You move by the run.

[beveaux1]

Our offense is the same as the Patriots offense.

[Teamcheez1]

MLF game plan: playing not to lose.

[beveaux1]

MLF game plan: playing not to lose.

No. This is our offense.

[red]

massive hit by gary again

[beveaux1]

Gary. So good.

[smuggler]

Good teamwork by Engabare to cover up Gary to secure the recovery.

[red]

so one guy came to play today

the rest of the team is a fucking embarrassment starting with #12

[Anti-Polar Bear]

so one guy came to play today

the rest of the team is a fucking embarrassment starting with #12

Word.

[red]

THROW TO THE FUCKING PERSON, NOT WHERE YOU THINK IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD THAT THEY SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Teamcheez1]

No. This is our offense.

You mean complete dog shit.

[beveaux1]

That's what happens when we pass with these WRs.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

12 sucks today. Red is right.

[Teamcheez1]

That is all Rodgers fault.

[Rastak]

That was a bad throw for sure.

[red]

even if lazard doesn't fall down, that is a terrible throw to the edge

[beveaux1]

THROW TO THE FUCKING PERSON, NOT WHERE YOU THINK IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD THAT THEY SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a timing pass. He threw it to the only WR he really trusts.

[smuggler]

Just a great play by the defender. Sometimes you get aced.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Just a great play by the defender. Sometimes you get aced.

That was a terrible pass , hombre.

[red]

why the fuck bother

what a joke

[Rastak]

Just a great play by the defender. Sometimes you get aced.


He hung that bitch out there for sure.

[smuggler]

That was a terrible pass , hombre.

Stop trying to outrage, guy. Keep it at the flat top.

[red]

It's a timing pass. He threw it to the only WR he really trusts.

it was a simple out with a defender in perfect position. every single QB and WR in the NFL run it, even college and high school guys can do it

rodgers just decided to ignore the defender standing there and threw it anyways

[Guiness]

THROW TO THE FUCKING PERSON, NOT WHERE YOU THINK IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD THAT THEY SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hear ya red, but that's not how it works!

[beveaux1]

Rodgers and MLF know what we have at our skill positions. The offense we have is designed to cover the weak spots and play to our strengths.

Belichick knows the same thing and has three weeks of game tape to design his defense.

We won't score 28 points very many times this year. That's why all the emphasis has been on defense the past few years.

Get ready for 14-13 games. Get ready for life after Rodgers.

[Teamcheez1]

Rodgers 4-11 44 yards, QB rating 11.2

That’s Brett Hundley territory.

[red]

Rodgers and MLF know what we have at our skill positions. The offense we have is designed to cover the weak spots and play to our strengths.

Belichick knows the same thing and has three weeks of game tape to design his defense.

We won't score 28 points very many times this year. That's why all the emphasis has been on defense the past few years.

Get ready for 14-13 games. Get ready for life after Rodgers.

yeah. we have no offense

last year we had, lock on to adams and wait for him to get open or nothing. and then we lost adams

so we have nothing. we might have a decent running game if we ever decide to use it, but thats not our style

[beveaux1]

Rodgers 4-11 44 yards, QB rating 11.2

That’s Brett Hundley territory.

That's a combo of bad play by Rodgers and good game planning by Hoodie. We're still in it, but it will likely be a close, field position game.

[red]

Rodgers 4-11 44 yards, QB rating 11.2

That’s Brett Hundley territory.

might be the worst half i've ever seen from him

[beveaux1]

yeah. we have no offense

last year we had, lock on to adams and wait for him to get open or nothing. and then we lost adams

so we have nothing. we might have a decent running game if we ever decide to use it, but thats not our style

It's really hard to run consistently in this league. One bad run stops a drive.

[smuggler]

Certainly agree Rodgers should be working through the preseason if the offense is this out of sync. I think a lot of the finger pointing is juvenile and dumb, isolating to just today.

[red]

so was that watsons fault?

did he not grow tall enough?

[Rastak]

Certainly agree Rodgers should be working through the preseason if the offense is this out of sync. I think a lot of the finger pointing is juvenile and dumb, isolating to just today.


It certainly wouldn't hurt to work though the offseason.

By the way, super catch by Lizard.

[beveaux1]

Great play by Lazard.

[red]

theres a nice play finally

[Teamcheez1]

Our offense is too predictable.

[beveaux1]

Watson is dynamic.

[Rastak]

Good call.

[Guiness]

Great play by Lazard.

was it though? I felt like there was as much luck as anything else in that one

[red]

is belichick wearing a croatia coat?

[beveaux1]

Good one yard gain for Dillon.

[red]

Watson is dynamic.


be nice to just throw him one normal pass. its all been either that play, or the deep pass down the right

[smuggler]

Dillon doesn't really get to show it on the stat sheet, but he's dead to rights in the backfield with 4 defenders and gains a yard...

[red]

NOT A HOLD

[beveaux1]

Killer penalty.

[red]

well maybe

[Teamcheez1]

Great play!

[beveaux1]

Pretty pass!

[Guiness]

that was the best play by the O all day

[red]

yay

[beveaux1]

Lowry!

[Guiness]

defensive player of the week for Gary?

[Rastak]

defensive player of the week for Gary?


Likely.

[beveaux1]

Can't stop the run.

[Teamcheez1]

Patriots are averaging 5 yards per rush.

[smuggler]

Scorers gave that sack, split, to Lowry and Preston.

[beveaux1]

Should have been a penalty.

[Teamcheez1]

Now the defense looks like crap. MLF does not have this team ready to play.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Why the fuck wasnt that delay? Refs are incompetent.

[smuggler]

I felt like it was close. It has to be at zero for a full count before they blow it dead.

Would be nice to see our players get that open in the NE secondary.

[beveaux1]

WR was wide open.

[beveaux1]

Offense looks better.

[beveaux1]

They don't know where to line up.

[Teamcheez1]

Some of these play calls mystify me.

[Teamcheez1]

I don’t know if we can stop Zappe.

[beveaux1]

Some of these play calls mystify me.

One bad run can stop a drive with weak WRs.

[beveaux1]

Might be time to let someone else kick off.

[beveaux1]

5 to 10 yards on every run.

[Teamcheez1]

I wonder if we should try and stop the run?

[Teamcheez1]

Walker is lost in run defense.

[Teamcheez1]

The defense has been awful in the second half.

[beveaux1]

Why aren't we going big on defense?

[beveaux1]

They don't have an answer for that OT playing TE.

[Sparkey]

I'm at Rythm City watching 5his fucking joke of a game. WTF is wrong with this team? If the stouts weren't so good, I'd be really pissed....

[Fosco33]

What is this defense? Seriously? How do 3rd stringers always look like HOF vs us?

[beveaux1]

I'm at Rythm City watching 5his fucking joke of a game. WTF is wrong with this team? If the stouts weren't so good, I'd be really pissed....

Can't stop the run. We're faster than the Pats. They're stronger.

[smuggler]

Not sure if Hoody is going to be stupid enough to call enough passes for us to get a stop on defense. Guessing not.

[Teamcheez1]

Telling stat: Patriots have 4 scores on all their 2nd half drives.

[Teamcheez1]

Why? Low percentage garbage.

[Fosco33]

Legit we’ve played one ok quarter per game on offense. Pack must really think pats are not able to stop the deep throw. But I’d say we’re what 2 of 10 on that?

[smuggler]

New England's strategy against the quick snap is now to have a player be "injured." Cute. Should be a 15 yard penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct.

[beveaux1]

Doubs!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

New England's strategy against the quick snap is now to have a player be "injured." Cute. Should be a 15 yard penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct.

It is called futbol for a reason.

[Teamcheez1]

Can we stop the powerhouse Zappe offense?

[beveaux1]

Good job, defense.

[smuggler]

Patriots called a pass on 2nd and 6... That was a critical mistake.

[beveaux1]

Bad punt!

[beveaux1]

Patriots called a pass on 2nd and 6... That was a critical mistake.

Amen. Over thought that one.

[MadScientist]

Nice punt return by the football

[smuggler]

Haven't seen a nice return like that since we had Tyler Ervin.

[Teamcheez1]

Finish them off now

[Rastak]

Ummm, not grounding?

[Rastak]

Nice fucking pass.

[Teamcheez1]

The play calling still mystifies me.

[Guiness]

catch? really close

[beveaux1]

Wasted challenge. Wasted timeout.

[Rastak]

No catch I think.

[Teamcheez1]

Why are we throwing 50 yard bombs and cute screen passes?

[smuggler]

He tucks and braces for the ground. Does that not count as a football move?

[red]

doubs can't hold on to the ball

watch all his catches. its gotta be close to half the time the ball comes out after he hits the ground or right after he goes out of bounds. or he just drops it

[Fosco33]

Ground causes the fumble in end zone after a clear catch. That’s a Td for sure

[red]

Why are we throwing 50 yard bombs and cute screen passes?

aaron rodgers

[Rastak]

He tucks and braces for the ground. Does that not count as a football move?


When you hit the ground you have to hold it.

[beveaux1]

It was a perfect throw. Just didn't catch it.

[Rastak]

Nice punt.

[red]

Ground causes the fumble in end zone after a clear catch. That’s a Td for sure

the guys on TV have all explained the rule very clearly

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Fucking drops.

[beveaux1]

Wish we had another timeout.

[Fosco33]

I have no idea what a catch is anymore.

Two hands and 2 steps. In field of play that would be a fumble, no?

[smuggler]

aaron rodgers

You suck dude. Perfect throw, playcall fooled the defense. Bad luck on the landing.

[Fosco33]

the guys on TV have all explained the rule very clearly

Good for them. Romo said they dragged his arm. They didn’t.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Why are we throwing 50 yard bombs and cute screen passes?

I counted a million bombs but only 1 screen.

[smuggler]

When you hit the ground you have to hold it.

Only without a football move. I get why they called it incomplete, but it was pretty close with the tuck.

[red]

You suck dude. Perfect throw, playcall fooled the defense. Bad luck on the landing.

its a staple of aaron rodgers offence for years

3rd and 3, audible, go long

3 and 2, audible, go long

4th and 1, audible, go long

3rd and 8 with 2+ minutes left, go for the endzone

[Fosco33]

Unrelated - Paul chryst fired at UW

[Teamcheez1]

If we lose this game they have no one to blame but themselves.

[Rastak]

That run seemed stupid.

[red]

Only without a football move. I get why they called it incomplete, but it was pretty close with the tuck.

there was no football move there

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Make a play Rodgers. Amari.

[Rastak]

Only without a football move. I get why they called it incomplete, but it was pretty close with the tuck. I get it Smuggler. Seemed like he just fell to the ground.

[red]

amari didn't want to return it, he was gonna let it run forever, but the ball decided he was returning it

[red]

oh you fucking idiot #24

[smuggler]

24 with a dumbfuck penalty

[Teamcheez1]

Why not throw it to the end zone?

[Rastak]

Interesting fucking game.

[smuggler]

Why not throw it to the end zone?

Would have been a lot easier from their 47 than our 42.

[red]

is douglas taller then rodgers?

hes a tall dude

[red]

Why not throw it to the end zone?

over 70 yards into the wind

well, 60 some

[Fosco33]

Suppose we could’ve used that timeout

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Who won the toss? I was taking a piss.

[RashanGary]

Christian Watson bomb. Game over

[red]

Who won the toss? I was taking a piss.

us

[red]

Christian Watson bomb. Game over

can't ever throw long to him again, he dropped that first pass of the season

only that sweep

[beveaux1]

Big 3rd down.

[Teamcheez1]

Shit on offense again.

[red]

leg sweep?

[beveaux1]

Jenkins can't block Judon.

[Teamcheez1]

Our special teams have been poor today.

[red]

Our special teams have been poor today.

they really have, except the punter again

what the hell happened?

[Teamcheez1]

Jenkins can't block Judon.

And yet we don’t chip him the whole game.

[Fosco33]

Short punt, long return.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Pick it off 20!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

And yet we don’t chip him the whole game.

Cos the fucking center is a legitimate nfl tackle.

[Teamcheez1]

Our offense is so predictable.

[red]

we finally gave jenkins some TE help

[red]

LOL

"dillon getting stronger as the game goes on"

is that his first run over 2 yards today?

[red]

don't go deep, don't go deep

[Teamcheez1]

Keep going, don’t risk a FG.

[red]

zappe looks like he's 13

[Fosco33]

Put it in the end zone

[Anti-Polar Bear]

don't go deep, don't go deep

Going deep sat up the last two Doubs catches.

[beveaux1]

Classic drive. Just take what they give you.

[Rastak]

5 fucking hour game? Jesus.

[beveaux1]

Dillon can be the man.

[red]

5 fucking hour game? Jesus.

3?

[beveaux1]

The win!

[Rastak]

Close win. Congrats.

[red]

ugly as hell

not sure we deserved that one

[Teamcheez1]

I’ll take the win, but that was a lousy game.

[smuggler]

Sure wasn't pretty, but a win is a win.

[red]

worst thing is we have no time this week to fix this mess

[Anti-Polar Bear]

worst thing is we have no time this week to fix this mess

Offense came alive in the 2nd half, so thats a plus.

[RashanGary]

Going deep sat up the last two Doubs catches.

Good point

[Joemailman]

worst thing is we have no time this week to fix this mess

Two 3-1 teams next week that aren't playing great.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Close win. Congrats.

Only gamblers are pissed about the Packers winning by 3 when the line is, what, 9.5? I dont gamble, except at the poker tables. :)

[Joemailman]

More Banjo thread posted.

[Bretsky]

any win is a good win; any win vs Hoody Genius is a better win