Official Packers vs Commanders game day thread

[MadScientist]

Well, I haven't started one yet. See if I get to do another.

[beveaux1]

I'm afraid, at best, you'll only do two. Let's hope I'm wrong and you get to do 14 in a row.

[CaptainKickass]

Obligatory game day post.

[red]

it worries me that we are going up against their backup QB

[Fritz]

Thanks, Cap'n.

Well, today should help us begin to see whether this ship's going to be righted or whether it'll implode. We won't know all the answers, but a loss today is gasoline on the fire. Even a shitty win could point the team toward a better path. Could.

I say all our doom-and-gloom will be mitigated - but only a little bit today - by an ugly Packer win.

[red]

we are playing one of the very worst teams in the NFL using their backup QB, this should be a cake walk

anything less is reason to bring out the torches

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[MadScientist]

I'm afraid, at best, you'll only do two. Let's hope I'm wrong and you get to do 14 in a row.

At this point, one win is a streak.

[Jaire]

Tom-Jenkins-Myers-Runyan-Nijman

That'll be interesing

[Teamcheez1]

Inactives:

Packers: WR Christian Watson, LB Jonathan Garvin, T David Bakhtiari, T Luke Tenuta, DL Jonathan Ford

Commanders: WR Jahan Dotson, CB William Jackson III, QB Sam Howell, S Percy Butler, RB Jonathan Williams, T Sam Cosmi, TE Logan Thomas.

[run pMc]

Tom-Jenkins-Myers-Runyan-Nijman

That'll be interesing

Yes, yes it will. Marcedes is going to see a lot snaps and Tonyan will be chipping but their interior should be better with Newman out of the lineup. He was allowing too much pressure.

[run pMc]

it worries me that we are going up against their backup QB

Me too.
Honestly, I think Heinicke > Wentz.

Either can get hot but I think Heinicke's floor is higher. Plus I have memories of him running free down the middle of the field last year.

[pittstang5]

anyone got a link to stream. I've tried my usual from last year and having no luck. Havent had to find a packer game yet this year, they've all been on local channels here.

THanks in advance

[texaspackerbacker]

It just might be addition by subtraction with bobblehead's guy, Yosh replacing the sacred cow at Left Tackle.

At some point, the team is gonna snap out of the funk. Hopefully today is the day.

[red]

anyone got a link to stream. I've tried my usual from last year and having no luck. Havent had to find a packer game yet this year, they've all been on local channels here.

THanks in advance

i tried to find one a couple weeks back for the london game

couldn't find shit

[red]

BTW

bahk is done

[Sparkey]

Nice start. Guards pulling in a run for 8

[Bretsky]

We should win this one double digita.

MY WISH

MLF needs to realize AJones is his #1 RB, and Dillion is the 2. No more dam timeshare

[texaspackerbacker]

That's Tom at RT, right? Good.

[Sparkey]

Lazard will never be the guy. Should have caught that!

[beveaux1]

Punt time. MVP again.

[Sparkey]

Tom is left, Nijman is RT

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Catch that ball, Lazard!

[beveaux1]

That's Tom at RT, right? Good.

LT

[Sparkey]

Tom, Jenkins, Meyers, Runyan, Nijman

[beveaux1]

Simplified offense gets a first down before punting.

[Sparkey]

Should be a no catch.

[beveaux1]

Challenge on a 3 yd pass.

[MadScientist]

Challenge on a 3 yd pass.

Even winning it isn't worth the effort.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Should be a no catch.

Did not realize Allen Fucking Lazard plays for the Redcoats.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I have $20 each on the Redcoats, Panthers and Bears - all via the money line.

[Sparkey]

Good punt return!

[beveaux1]

Smart move making them punt again.

[Sparkey]

Online looking solid so far.

[Guiness]

I didn't see anything about Bakh this week, did he need his knee drained?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Orgy formulation! (3 TEs clusterfuckng next each others)

[beveaux1]

Good run by Jones.

[Fritz]

I did see that Amari Rodgers missed the chance to cut right onthat return - a big gap but he didn't see it.

So Bakh must be hurt again or still.

[beveaux1]

Nice drive. TD.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Wow, Fucking Center successfully blocked someone on that Jones TD catch.

[Fritz]

Nothing doing in the middle of the line.

But glad to see Jenkins back inside. And Runyan better than Newsome.

Tom kinda missed his block on tha TD.

Rodgers holding his thumb.

If things go south maybe he'll start sucking it.

[Sparkey]

7 - 0 Packers.

[red]

what a diva. "don't forget my thumb still hurts"

[Sparkey]

We're watching the future of the Packers O-Line.

[Fosco33]

Nice start. Special teams pins them deep, defense holds to 3/out and nice punt return. Offense does their dink/dunk and gets on the board.

[red]

We're watching the future of the Packers O-Line.

yeah, i think so too

[Fritz]

Umm, those Washington uniforms are about as ugly as ugly can be. I see we are now modeling real life on computer game-like designs.

What a crummy franchise. Daniel Snyder has really run that organization into the ground.

[JohnMexico]

Why is it that Aaron Jones seems to be still being treted like a spell back?

Dillon needs to be an I-formation specialist and for blocking, until he proves he's not a JAG. He has no explosion off the line.

[beveaux1]

Defense playing like it's the first half.

[red]

we can't buy a takeaway right now

cut amari tomorrow

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Cue Harrell. Worst punt returner ever!

[Sparkey]

Fuckin Rodgers. Just cut his ass now. Guy here's feet and is afraid to get hit.

[MadScientist]

Fuck Amari. You have one fucking job

[Teamcheez1]

I ask every week, how long before we cut Rodgers?

[beveaux1]

Amari playing like he doesn't want to be here.

[Fosco33]

Why

[Fritz]

Jaire missed a pick there.

And Amari Rodgers fumbles again. Can they PLEASE finally cut that useless son-of-a-bitch?

Christ. He can't get on the field as a receiver and as a returner he can't hold on to the ball.

[Harlan Huckleby]

you could see that muff coming, took eye off the ball to look upfield

[beveaux1]

Armani > Amari

[JohnMexico]

what a diva. "don't forget my thumb still hurts"

fuck that bitch, honestly.

sure we have some bums on this team, for instance Amari is probably playing his last game here, but Packers need to disassociate from all the diva behavior. Can't wait for 2024. I'm too old to hate shitty players, let Amari make his guaranteed 2 or 3 million and he'll have ample opportunity to mold his and his family's future and can do something else. But I can't stand Aaron Rodgers.

[beveaux1]

Crap pass by Heinicke

[Fosco33]

Only a 3pt fumble.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Halo commercial - cant tell what race Pete Davidson belongs to.

[Freak Out]

Pick a street FA WR and cut Amari. WTF.

[Fritz]

you could see that muff coming, took eye off the ball to look upfield

https://previews.123rf.com/images/grinvalds/grinvalds1512/grinvalds151200271/51040073-woman-playing-with-herself.jpg

You sure could.

Wow. The D really stepped up. Cool. That's what I've been waiting for all year long.

Now let's see if MLF means business and Amari Rodgers never sets foot on the field again, starting today.

[MadScientist]

Good job by the defense after soon-to-be-cut's fuck up

[Bretsky]

Amari is still here because he's Gute's 3rd round draft pick; then it came out we almost took him in R2. Might have been GM speak but who knows.

I sure am glad we didn't pick Detroit's #1 WR instead of our Punt Returner :)

[red]

he just missed doubs by 20 yards there

[Fritz]

There was a hold call anyway but Rodgers's long throws are way way off.

[red]

doubs with yet another drop

[beveaux1]

Our wideouts can't catch.

[Teamcheez1]

Useless play call.

[Fritz]

Even Rodgers's short throws are way off.

And yet another stupid behind-the-line-of-scrimmage pass when you need thirteen yards.

This offense is all fucked up.

[Bretsky]

Amari Rodgers in at WR

How bad our our WR's that he is in the game.

Terrible pass to A Jones

[JohnMexico]

for what it's worth Doubs looks like the kind of guy that has NFL skills but not the NFL body and without the body he's not going to maximize his ball security. Mental yips, but I like him into the future a lot. Not the highest ceiling but he's shades of Greg Jennings

[Fritz]

Is Barry calling more of the base defense today?

[beveaux1]

This offense cannot overcome a 10 yard penalty. Just try to get back a few yards and punt.

[Fritz]

I hope Kylin Hill is working on his punt return skills.

[MadScientist]

Amari Rodgers in at WR

How bad our our WR's that he is in the game.
Worst receiving corpse in the league.

[Fritz]

Boy that was some half-assed tackling on that first down throw

[beveaux1]

Nice pick six.

[Bretsky]

So GB is like 30-2 when A Jones touches the ball 15 times. Never saw that stat before

[MadScientist]

Campbell! More YAC than any actual receiver.

[Fritz]

The defense is waking up today.

Let's see if they can stay awake for the whole game now.

[Bretsky]

Heinecke has a weak arm; he's not a bad backup but that's about it

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Who needs offense when the D is scoring.

[Teamcheez1]

This is what you do to a back-up QB.

[pittstang5]

Found a stream - look away for 2 seconds and miss the INT.

[MadtownPacker]

for what it's worth Doubs looks like the kind of guy that has NFL skills but not the NFL body and without the body he's not going to maximize his ball security. Mental yips, but I like him into the future a lot. Not the highest ceiling but he's shades of Greg Jennings
Looks more like DD.

[MadtownPacker]

Found a stream - look away for 2 seconds and miss the INT.
Kinda like when you looked away while other streaming, looked away and missed the bowl.

[Fosco33]

He started pretty slow this year but that pic6 will help him and the defense for sure.

I’ve seen 2-3 missed INTs already this game.

But jeez - the high stepping and poor ball control… smh

[MadtownPacker]

So GB is like 30-2 when A Jones touches the ball 15 times. Never saw that stat before
That’s the games where you are not crying about running the ball

[Fritz]

is Amari Rodgers leading the league in muffed punts?

Devondre CAmpbell with th receding hairline. So he and I have something in common after all.

Devonte Wyatt with some hustle.

[Fosco33]

Quay will be good but it’s gonna be a couple years of this.

[Tony Oday]

Looks like I'll lose $100 glad to do it :)

[pittstang5]

Have the Packers ever stuffed anyone on a 3rd and 1 run recently?

[Fritz]

Where the hell is the edge contain? Gary getting worse at that.

[Teamcheez1]

Time for the defense to take the rest of the game off.

[pittstang5]

Looks like I'll lose $100 glad to do it :) Game ain't close to over yet.

[Fosco33]

More dropped INTs. And Clark totally missed blowing that play up.

[Fritz]

Geez if you're Washington don't you just run it and run it and throw a few screens?

[pittstang5]

Geez if you're Washington don't you just run it and run it and throw a few screens?

Yep

[beveaux1]

We can't stop the run. Our LBs can't fill.

[Fosco33]

Looked like savage hurt on that play

[beveaux1]

That play was all on Gary. He had edge contain.

[Fosco33]

What was Gary doing?

[Teamcheez1]

Campbell and Walker can’t play the run

[MadScientist]

Waste of a challenge.

[beveaux1]

What was Gary doing?

Crashing inside.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

What was Gary doing?

Freelancing, ala Claymaker.

[beveaux1]

Waste of a challenge.

Our last challenge of the game.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Campbell and Walker can’t play the run

Nor the pass. Both of them roamed the same plane in space-time while the receiver ran a crosser to move the chain.

[Fosco33]

Back to back bad plays by Gary. He looked like he was standing in muck on that 3rd and 1 pressure.

Seems like that toe injury has slowed him down pretty considerably so far.

[MadtownPacker]

He was slapping it around should be a fumble but won’t be.

[MadtownPacker]

If the challenge was a fumble he did fumble so he should be a successful challenge but possession of the ball to Washington.

[Teamcheez1]

You can’t stop Taylor Heinicke, you can only hope to contain him.

[pittstang5]

Geez, even when we get in the backfield, they still get 2-3 yards!

[JohnMexico]

This is a bad team

[beveaux1]

Good pass. TD Washington.

[Teamcheez1]

This team is crap. Offense and defense being outplayed by an absolutely horrible team.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Heinke = Poor mans German Bert Favor.

[MadtownPacker]

Heinke = Poor mans German Bert Favor.
Pregame shows are missing out on greatness.

[pittstang5]

How come Packer WRs are never that open

[beveaux1]

We have a defense that is strong on pass defense and extremely weak defending the run

This would work if our offense made the other team play catch up. We will never have a big lead, so we need a good rushing defense.

[MadScientist]

How come Packer WRs are never that open

Because they suck.

[pittstang5]

OMG!!!!

[Sparkey]

Apparently Rodgers can't throw the ball. Yet he is out there why ?

[beveaux1]

No chance for a first down.

[pittstang5]

Jesus CHRIST!!!!!

[Freak Out]

Wheels are off.

[pittstang5]

This is just absolutely ridiculous!

[pittstang5]

need a turnover

[Fosco33]

Team shows up for a quarter - then all phases fall apart again. Most games we’ve played ok for 1/3 of the game. Can we play more than half a game decent?

[beveaux1]

Ticky tack

[pittstang5]

Whats the flag?!?!?

[red]

probably something that can be called on every pass

and alexander has a knee issue

[MadScientist]

Fucking flag

[pittstang5]

if we don't shoot ourselves, the refs fuck us!

[Fosco33]

Tackle our DT - nah. Ticky tack call on stokes. Sure.

Wtf

[Fosco33]

Another missed hold. Fuck these refs

[Guiness]

That was some kind of ticky tacky

[Teamcheez1]

Face it, this team is bad in all phases of the game.

[beveaux1]

A break for us. Missed FG

[pittstang5]

No flag. Douglas was in the vicinity of the WR - I thought that's how we're calling this game

[Fosco33]

NFL gods rule

[MadScientist]

Goal post with the great defensive play.

[beveaux1]

So tired of these behind the line passes.

[Guiness]

Rodgers seems really off

[pittstang5]

So tired of these behind the line passes.

THIS!!!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Packers offense is more impotent than Tony ODay without Viagra.

[Sparkey]

Rodgers seems really off

They just need to simplify.

[Teamcheez1]

Let’s call all our pass plays behind the line of scrimmage.

-9 yards offense in the 2nd qtr.

[pittstang5]

Might as well start each drive 1st and 20 or 2nd and 15.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Rodgers seems really off

Rhythm is a tiny dancer. The desire to run the rock is fucking up Buttes fragile rhythm.

[Teamcheez1]

Still not a good pass

[Sparkey]

Tonyan illegal contact

[pittstang5]

DAmn straight Refs...Call it on both sides!!!

[Teamcheez1]

These play calls are getting us nowhere.

[Sparkey]

Rodgers throw not even close to beingcatchable.

[red]

well that pass wasn't even close

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Watkins is slower than Red.

[beveaux1]

Watkins almost made a half.

[red]

Let’s call all our pass plays behind the line of scrimmage.

-9 yards offense in the 2nd qtr.

the simple offense rodgers always wanted

[beveaux1]

I'm sure he's on IR next week.

[Teamcheez1]

The same plays, the same routes, the same bad offense.

[pittstang5]

I can't wait to see what this defense does.

[beveaux1]

Our WRs are bad. Rodgers is not good.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Lol 8 is still out there.

[beveaux1]

Great play by Amari. No muff.

[pittstang5]

How lucky can you get on that punt. FUCK!!!

[pittstang5]

Who gets the ball 1st after the half?

[red]

what a fucking joke, we can't do anything right

[red]

Who gets the ball 1st after the half?

i think we had it first

that was our one good drive

[Fosco33]

These refs are just bad

[Teamcheez1]

The Packers have 70 yards total offense.
Washington has 140.

[Fosco33]

i think we had it first

that was our one good drive

We punted after 1 first down on 1st drive

[Teamcheez1]

Get ready for our second half total collapse.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Who gets the ball 1st after the half?

Redcoats.

[pittstang5]

What a bunch of clowns out there!

[beveaux1]

The Packers have 70 yards total offense.
Washington has 140.

This is our offense. We have a bad OL with a light rookie at LT making the first start of his career. We really have no WRs. We have an aging QB. We have one playmaker at RB with no holes to run through.

There's a reason Tom is at LT. When Bakh comes back, he will take over that position and everyone else on the line will have the experience of playing their new position.

[beveaux1]

Get ready to watch another half of playing not to lose.

[Teamcheez1]

The OL has not been bad this game. Is it more on the receivers, or MLF, or Rodgers? I know my choice

[beveaux1]

The bad thing is that Washington will make corrections on offense. Our defense will probably be our regular 2nd half defense.

[beveaux1]

The OL has not been bad this game. Is it more on the receivers, or MLF, or Rodgers? I know my choice

There has been no way to see how bad the OL has been on pass plays because everything is one step and pass. No depth at all. Our running game after our TD drive has been bad. No blocking.

[Teamcheez1]

We have made zero 3rd down conversions.
Rodgers has not been sacked this game.

[pittstang5]

another penalty!!!!!

[Teamcheez1]

Our second half defense is in full gear.

[Teamcheez1]

Heinicke>Rodgers

[beveaux1]

Might be our regular 2nd half defense. TD Washington.

[JohnMexico]

think its time to blow this shit up

[Sparkey]

Rodger's isn't the solution. But the prima Donna would have a melt down if you Sat him so the whole team will go down with the Diva QB.

Everyone now knows what it's like to hang on to a QB one year too long.

[MadtownPacker]

Heinicke>Rodgers
He is playing without worry of his legacy.

[Teamcheez1]

think its time to blow this shit up

They should have never paid Rodgers.

[pittstang5]

A 1st down without a penalty. No way!

[pittstang5]

Great, Lazard hurt now

[red]

BAD THROW, ANOTHER DOUBS DROP

[Teamcheez1]

Poor pass

[beveaux1]

Well, we got a first down.

[JohnMexico]

this dude is a fucking asshole....

[red]

think its time to blow this shit up

i wanted to do that 9 months ago

[beveaux1]

Let's see if the D can keep us in the game.

[Harlan Huckleby]

He is playing without worry of his legacy.

sounds like fortune cookie

[red]

in other news, verstappen is winning the US grand prix on ABC

[pittstang5]

I usually don't say this, but get Rodgers out of there! He can't throw.

[Rastak]

They should have never paid Rodgers.


That's 100% true but it is hindsight. I get why they were terrified though about tanking with Love and the expectations of the fanbase which are understandably high. He quits and the cap hit is immense on the original signing bonus.

[MadtownPacker]

Looks like I'll lose $100 glad to do it :)
This is the exact point when shit started going bad!! everyone should remember that later.

[Rastak]

in other news, verstappen is winning the US grand prix on ABC


That dude is one helluva driver.

[MadtownPacker]

i wanted to do that 9 months ago
Stupid motherfucker I wanted to do that two or three years ago.

[pittstang5]

This is the exact point when shit started going bad!! everyone should remember that later.

Unfortunately, you are correct

[Teamcheez1]

Just pitch and catch for Heinicke.

[MadtownPacker]

Unfortunately, you are correct
The bad juju was in as soon as this fucker admitted that he bet against his own team!

“Cut his fukin head off!!”

[Teamcheez1]

Preston Smith the only d-linemen playing the run well.

[beveaux1]

Really good pass by Heinicke.

[pittstang5]

OH COME ON!!!! 3rd and long!!!!

[Sparkey]

If it is a pass it should be ineligible receiver touched the ball. It hit the centers helmet first.

[beveaux1]

Looks like another long drive by Washington.

[Teamcheez1]

Defense is a joke. Offense is a joke.

Put Love in.

[MadScientist]

in other news, verstappen is winning the US grand prix on ABC

Flipped over to see the first few laps and flipped back to see the Packers behind and sucking.

[beveaux1]

More than 15 plays on that drive.

[red]

That dude is one helluva driver.

he's amazing, and seems to be a much more relaxed and better driver this year after winning last year and having the pressure lifted off him

[red]

Flipped over to see the first few laps and flipped back to see the Packers behind and sucking.

lol, same thing i did

[pittstang5]

no Roughing the passer....shocking

[red]

Stupid motherfucker I wanted to do that two or three years ago.

fuck you beaner

[MadScientist]

Packers are playing the Wizard of Oz system - no heart, no courage and no brains.

[Teamcheez1]

Offense hasn’t scored in 2.5 quarters.

[Teamcheez1]

The only pass plays we have are WR screens or the deep slant across the middle. Is this keeping it simple or just playing stupid?

[beveaux1]

It's hard for this offense to string together 4 or 5 first downs in a row. Maybe we will and then we score.

[Fosco33]

This game has been pretty lame so far. Hope we have one good quarter

[Fosco33]

If it is a pass it should be ineligible receiver touched the ball. It hit the centers helmet first.

Was thinking same thing

[red]

why is it, everytime they show packer fans in the crowd, they have to show the fattest most inbred assholes they can find

[red]

good, keep running the fucking ball

whats lazards problem, shoulder? thats a great injury for a WR

[Rastak]

Rodgers looks pissed off all the time. I guess it's served him well.

[run pMc]

this team is incompetent.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Panthers up 21-3. Shoulda put 500 on them. About to win 60 bucks on a 20 bet.

[red]

rodgers asking everyone "what are we doing" when he can't hit a fucking thing

[Teamcheez1]

Stupid play call.

[JohnMexico]

RUN TEH FUCKING BALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

[red]

Rodgers looks pissed off all the time. I guess it's served him well.

his attitude really is shit

he needs to spend a lot of time looking in the mirror

on second thought, he probably does a lot of that already

doubs with his 3rd drop today

[beveaux1]

Another Doubs drop.

[MadScientist]

Figures Doubs couldn't hold it

[pittstang5]

Gameover

[red]

max and hamilton 1-2 right now

[Rastak]

Another Doubs drop.


To be fair, I think the defender got a hand in there.


Maybe not.

[Teamcheez1]

You have no chance of winning an NFL game when your offense can only score 7 points.

[King Friday]

Packers will lose to the Bills by 40.

[red]

BIG CRASH IN AUSTIN!!!

[beveaux1]

Our WR group is pretty pathetic. Rodgers hasn't been good. Only Jones and maybe Lazard have been good.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Nobody gives a fuck but if Redcoats win and Panthers win, I win $123!

[Fosco33]

I don

[Sparkey]

Nobody gives a fuck but if Redcoats win and Panthers win, I win $123!

Your right, we don't.

[pittstang5]

Packers will lose to the Bills by 40.

40? With this team - 53 to 3