The official Browns @ Commanders New Year’s Day game thread!

[RashanGary]

Noon on Sunday.

The QB unsettled Commanders host the talented but underwhelming Browns. Deshaun Watson settling in at QB. A Browns win puts the Packers playoff berth back in their own hands.

Go Watson. Go Browns. Go pack go!

[MadScientist]

Crazy to think they are that close to controlling their own destiny. Still have to win out though.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Redcoats going with the North Dakota State QB over the German Bert Favor.

[Joemailman]

So we are all DeShaun Watson fans this week?:satan:

[texaspackerbacker]

Unlike last week when everybody we needed to lose lost, this coming week, Washington along with Seattle, Detroit, and the Giants all have fairly weak opponents. Our chance of getting that needed Washington loss is a lot stronger the 18th week when they play the Cowboys.

[George Cumby]

So we are all DeShaun Watson fans this week?:satan:

I was enjoying the Browns increased success and then they signed that POS to that ridiculous contract. So I've enjoyed watching them struggle.

Now I have to want them to win?

Ugh.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Unlike last week when everybody we needed to lose lost, this coming week, Washington along with Seattle, Detroit, and the Giants all have fairly weak opponents. Our chance of getting that needed Washington loss is a lot stronger the 18th week when they play the Cowboys.

How so? Cowfuckers would be playing their B-squad against the Redcoats.

Packers will only have themselves to blame if they miss the playoffs. Personally, I blame Christian Watson. This boy’s electric, to borrow Coldplay, I will admit. But man, he’s right up there with the Claymaker in terms of toughness and durability. The offense coulda used a spark from Watson in the games where it was more impotent than Tony O’Day without Viagra.

And Watson’s egregious drop on the very first play from scrimmage pretty much foreshadowed doom.

[MadtownPacker]

So we are all DeShaun Watson fans this week?:satan:
We are just hoping for a happy ending.

[call_me_ishmael]

We are just hoping for a happy ending.

LOL!!!

[Sparkey]

So we are all DeShaun Watson fans this week?:satan:

I could never cheer for the Browns with that giant douche at QB.

[Freak Out]

You just cursed it RG.

[RashanGary]

You just cursed it RG.

I’m doing a Rodgers and manifesting it into existence. Relax!

[texaspackerbacker]

The best reason this need that a Washington loss may happen is that similar to Detroit, Washington has played over their heads and really isn't as good as their record. I think they'll lose to bith the Browns and Cowboys.

[Vincenzo]

We need this. Swings a door wide open for us!

[bobblehead]

So we are all DeShaun Watson fans this week?:satan:

Here's to hoping he treats thr commanders like a first year masseuse.

[Fosco33]

Wait - wash is going w/ Wentz over the hot hand? Good news for us.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Wait - wash is going w/ Wentz over the hot hand? Good news for us.

The North Dakota State Gingerbread Man is actually a better passer than the German Bert Favor. However, the latter is a better game manager.

Maybe Gingerbread Man will throw a couple of picks and excrete out a couple of rocks. Packers needing help to get into the dance is lame, though.

[texaspackerbacker]

As a Packer fan needing Washington to lose, I'm tentatively glad they are using Wentz over Heiniken. He will throw it to the other team, and he isn't as mobile.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

As a Packer fan needing Washington to lose, I'm tentatively glad they are using Wentz over Heiniken. He will throw it to the other team, and he isn't as mobile.

Wentz’s knee injury must’ve slothed him up somewhat. I recall the Gingerbread Man looking a lot like a young Butte in the Balding Eagles’ Super Bowl season. Butte wasn’t Ron Mexico (Vick), but back in the days, Butte was decently mobile when plays broke down.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Ward picks off Gingerbread Man!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Massage Pervert not looking good.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

3-0 Bitches.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Bitches D hold on 4th and 1.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Nice big gain by Chubb. Ball inside 10.

[MadtownPacker]

You just cursed it RG.
I’m not gonna lie to you man. His usage of the “official” game thread title is possibly something that has not been done before in the scenario. So if anything goes bad it’s this loony-bin reject’s fault.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

What’s wrong with the Pervert?

[MadtownPacker]

Massage Pervert not looking good.
Why are you hating just cause he can afford what you wish you could?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Pervert stuffed on 4th and goal from the 3.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Why are you hating just cause he can afford what you wish you could?

He threats women like objects. But goddamn Packers made me root for the Pervert today.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Another pick from Gingerbread Man!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Pervert is timid as fuck. Sits back in pocket for 10 seconds then seeks to scramble but gets sack.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Will River Boat Ron put in German Bert Favor?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Will River Boat Ron put in German Bert Favor?

Gingerbread man still in game.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Why the fuck am I wasting time on this game? Both starting QBs are awful! Run, run, run all fucking day! Boring!

Oh, right. Goddamn Packers. Have to be 7-8 instead of 15-0.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Jared Allen is still in the League. 69 of the Bitches just sacked Gingerbread Man.

Redcoats convert 3rd and 17, play defense, fuck!

[JohnMexico]

I think the Packers playoff hopes just died with that Wentz TD

Cleveland won't score a TD

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Shit. Gingerbread Man sneaks in the rock on 4th and 1. 7-3, Redcoats.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

11:27 Min TD drive. Could taken a nap during that drive.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I think the Packers playoff hopes just died with that Wentz TD

Cleveland won't score a TD

2 fields and a 2nd half shut out will get the win for the Bitches.

Hopefully Gingerbread Man throws a pick 6.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I think the Packers playoff hopes just died with that Wentz TD

Cleveland won't score a TD

Also, Sinners up 13-0 now.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Redcoats mascot now a pig. The Black Indian was so racist.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Cooper !

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Cleveland won't score a TD

Good thing you ain’t a gambling man. That’s really a good thing. Gambling addiction ain’t no joke.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Keeping feeding Chubb the rock!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Pervert finding rhythm.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Pervert to Peoples-Jones! 17-7, Bitches
.

[Fosco33]

Starting wentz was a bad coaching move behind a weak oline.

[Teamcheez1]

Watson looks about the same as AR.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Shit, Bobble is jinxing this game.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Pervert with a nice run. Smiling like a $200M man.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Now I’m starting to see why Harrell has such a hard on for Chubb. Dude’s chubbily good.

[texaspackerbacker]

The Eagles have revolutionized QB Sneaks. A lot of teams are doing that "hump the QB" thing now.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Pervert to Cooper again!

Dagger?

[texaspackerbacker]

WTG Browns! 2 TDs up with 5 minutes to go - looking pretty good.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

The Eagles have revolutionized QB Sneaks. A lot of teams are doing that "hump the QB" thing now.

Push the QB from the rear end, eh?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

WTG Browns! 2 TDs up with 5 minutes to go - looking pretty good.

Ain’t mean a thing without a Pack victory.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Gingerbread Man picked off for the 3rd time!

[texaspackerbacker]

Like I said, GOOD they are using Wentz - he tends to throw it to the other team hahahahaha.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Like I said, GOOD they are using Wentz - he tends to throw it to the other team hahahahaha.

Word.

[Joemailman]

Push the QB from the rear end, eh?

One Packer used to do that to opponents.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYicZp2UMAAIaQO.jpg

[MadtownPacker]

Saints beating eagles is a good thing right?

[texaspackerbacker]

The term Doggy Style has been officially changed to Bears Style.

[texaspackerbacker]

Saints beating eagles is a good thing right?

With the Commies losing, I don't think it makes any difference for the Packers.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Saints beating eagles is a good thing right?

Nada.

Pussies (Lions) about to win. Zeus-forbid, Packers lose to Queens, they’re out. Win or go home game for Pack today.

[MadtownPacker]

I thought it had implications for Minnesota. Maybe not.

[MadScientist]

Saints beating eagles is a good thing right?

Means the odds of the Vikings getting HFA and the bye increase. Gives them more to play for.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

From PackersNews:


In the event the Lions beat the Bears and the Packers lose to the Vikings, Green Bay could still tie Detroit at 8-9 if the Packers rebound to beat the Lions in the finale, but Detroit would have the edge on tiebreakers with a better record against teams in the division (4-2 vs. 3-3).

[red]

I thought it had implications for Minnesota. Maybe not.

i think if the lions had lost today it might have mattered somehow along with the washington loss

[JohnMexico]

Good thing you ain’t a gambling man. That’s really a good thing. Gambling addiction ain’t no joke.



Good call, but Cleveland has had a very limp dicc with Watson up until today.

Rivera needs to be fired for trusting Wentz. I'm glad nobody likes Wentz

[MadtownPacker]

Means the odds of the Vikings getting HFA and the bye increase. Gives them more to play for.
I’m glad someone knows what’s up.

[RashanGary]

He threats women like objects. But goddamn Packers made me root for the Pervert today.

I went to a sketchy Asian massage place, because I hoped they have happy endings. They had scantly dressed cute Asian women. I was feeling pretty good about my chances when the lady was rubbing my bum. She had her butt right on the back of my head. I could feel the warm spot between her legs. I was like, yeah, this is gonna be a happy ending for sure. So when I turned over I let the towel fall off and sure enough, she went for the happy ending. Another cuter, younger Asian came in and asked if I wanted two girls. I was like, yeah, I want you for sure. So 5 minutes later, they were done. Then it came time to pay and they were like $180. I was like, what, it says 60 for an hour. And they were like, 2 girls. I’m like damn. So I paid and tipped.

I had just had a breakup with my gf and it seemed like a good idea. But it’s sketchy and not good vibes at all. I don’t recommend it unless you really have a kink for Asian massage.

But they’re out there. I’m Green Bay and everywhere.

Watson shouldn’t have let his thing out unless he was 100% that she was down. My Asian lady had her coochie on the back of my neck and was running around down there so I felt like it was safe. I wouldn’t do that to some lady who wasn’t really giving the full green light like my lady.

[RashanGary]

But moral of the story, I don’t think Watson is that bad. He made a mistake and definitely doesn’t value love making the way it should be. I’ve been in bitter spots where I just wanted sex too. So it’s understandable. But he didn’t read the room very well and made some reckless hurtful moves. Bad on him, but it’s not as bad as some people make it.

[SudsMcBucky]

Good call, but Cleveland has had a very limp dicc with Watson up until today.

Rivera needs to be fired for trusting Wentz. I'm glad nobody likes Wentz

Maybe he should be fired for not knowing losing would result in elimination from playoffs.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10060328-ron-rivera-clarifies-knowledge-of-commanders-playoff-scenarios-after-viral-video

[bobblehead]

Saints beating eagles is a good thing right?

Disagree with those that say "not now". Its good to see an Eagles team that looked like world beaters starting to look like the team that peaked too early.

[call_me_ishmael]

The thing that makes the Eagles tough to defend wasn't on the field, though. They are a very tough to defend offense with a great front 7. Tough team all around and I wouldn't want to play them. Although when we played them did we have both of our MLBs rollin'? I think the Packers are better set-up to defend them then most given the speed at linebacker. Would feel a lot better with Gary though.

[texaspackerbacker]

The thing that makes the Eagles tough to defend is Jalen Hurts. The D can do everything right, cover the receivers, stop RBs on running plays, rush the QB, and Hurts or Fields or Lamar Jackson can still get away for big plays. You can put a "spy" on him, Walker, Campbell, whoever, and if he beats the guy even a third of the tme for a fairly big gain, it's trouble. Also, a running QB pretty much takes man coverage out of the equation for the D, and the Packers for most of the season have been shoddy in zone D. If somebody knocks off the Eagles before the Packers play them, I'll be greatly relieved - I'd rather see us play pretty much anybody other than the Eagles.

[MadtownPacker]

What happens if the Packers have to play the Eagles in the playoffs and Rodgers can’t cut it do you put in Love at that point Tex?

Sorry, I’m just being a fucking asshole now… :lol:

[bobblehead]

What happens if the Packers have to play the Eagles in the playoffs and Rodgers can’t cut it do you put in Love at that point Tex?

Sorry, I’m just being a fucking asshole now… :lol:

You once (or more) hammered me for apologizing for being an asshole!! Shame on you.

[texaspackerbacker]

What happens if the Packers have to play the Eagles in the playoffs and Rodgers can’t cut it do you put in Love at that point Tex?

Sorry, I’m just being a fucking asshole now… :lol:

Highly doubtful that Rodgers ever "can’t cut it", but the only way I see Love getting into the game is like the last time - if it's so far down the drain that it doesn't matter anyway (or heaven forbid, injury to Rodgers - which is kinda the same thing).

Were you implying that Love is similar to Hurts? I wish hahahaha. I'd be absolutely thrilled to have a change of pace quality running QB even while Rodgers is still the top dog. But I really don't think Love is that.

Never apologize for being an asshole - I sure don't hahahaha.

[Fritz]

Hell yes you put Love in.

[MadtownPacker]

Damn, the two biggest assholes on the forum have agreed. I appreciate expert advice so I retract my apology.