Official Super Bowl LVIII game thread - Chiefs vs 49ers

[MadtownPacker]

The big day has arrived and it’s not our big day, fuck! The team the Packers beat against the team they should have beat. Confession, I’m hating and want SF to lose. Fug em! I don’t know any Chiefs fans but niners fans are lowlife scum. Not the wine and cheese crowd from before.

The battle of the two team that are best at closing out games at the end. Doubt we see a blowout or miracle comeback this time. A back and forth contest that keeps the SB pool squares in play is all I ask. Maybe a missed kick or 2pt to give the shitty numbers a chance….

A fun game with a heartbreaking last seconds loss will make the world right again.

49ers 28 - Chiefs 31

[ThunderDan]

Go Pack Go!!!

[Joemailman]

Tough game to call. Chiefs have the better QB and slightly better defense. 49ers have more offensive weapons.

Chiefs 24
49ers 23

[texaspackerbacker]

Yeah, "Go Pack Go", except they Went Pack Went.

I don't hate either of these teams as much as I hate some teams. Usually I favor the NFC over the AFC, and MTP makes a valid point, the team we beat over the team we shoulda beat. I guess I dislike the Chiefs less than I dislike the Niners, plus I think KC is the better team.

Bottom Line: I really don't give a shit since the Packers (or Cowboys) aren't in it.

[Fritz]

Tough game to call. Chiefs have the better QB and slightly better defense. 49ers have more offensive weapons.

Chiefs 24
49ers 23

MVS drops the 42 yard would-be winning touchdown pass in the final seconds; Packer fans chuckle and give thanks for their own wide receiving group. Chiefs receivers drop other passes, too, so despite the Queefs having the much-better QB, the Niners win, 35 -31.

[Joemailman]

MVS drops the 42 yard would-be winning touchdown pass in the final seconds; Packer fans chuckle and give thanks for their own wide receiving group. Chiefs receivers drop other passes, too, so despite the Queefs having the much-better QB, the Niners win, 35 -31.

I won't make fun of MVS. In the 2020-21 NFCCG he was the best Packer player on the field. And when he missed the playoff game the next year vs the 49ers, he was missed very much. He had 2 big catches against the Bills in the playoff game a few weeks ago. He could be a big factor.

[MadtownPacker]

Throwing down snows baby back ribs and jumbo pigs in a blanket with pepperjack. What you mofos got going?

[pittstang5]

Throwing down snows baby back ribs and jumbo pigs in a blanket with pepperjack. What you mofos got going?

Pizza, wings, cheesesteaks, chips and salsa.

Monkey Bread for dessert.

[Frozen Tundra]

1-lb prime ribeye steak, baked potatoes with a bacon garnish, and a 12 pack.

[Joemailman]

Ouch. Need to take advantage of scoring chances.

[Teamcheez1]

Chiefs going short with everything.

[Frozen Tundra]

The Battle of The Punters.

[Joemailman]

Still early, but under looking pretty good.

[pittstang5]

Purdy has all day back there.

[Bretsky]

There's the Rookie Kicker we all liked last year.

If there was a stud rookie K I'd have no issues using a pick in R4 or 5 on him

[Frozen Tundra]

This is actually a pretty good game. The Niners are moving the ball pretty well, but Kansas City comes up with the big plays on defense at the right time. Chiefs just can't get a thing going on offense. Mahomes has just 16 passing yards, and Purdy 105.

If KC can get their mojo going, they could take control pretty suddenly.

[pittstang5]

Could Romo suck the 49ers dick anymore! Jeez!

[Frozen Tundra]

This is actually a pretty good game. The Niners are moving the ball pretty well, but Kansas City comes up with the big plays on defense at the right time. Chiefs just can't get a thing going on offense. Mahomes has just 16 passing yards, and Purdy 105.

If KC can get their mojo going, they could take control pretty suddenly.

Like, that for instance. Mahomes doing some of his Mahones shit. :razz:

[Frozen Tundra]

Could Romo suck the 49ers dick anymore! Jeez!

I think he's hoping he can get Montana's autograph later.

[pittstang5]

Ball security an issue tonight

[Frozen Tundra]

Tay-tay needs to get her boy under control here; he's getting emotional again. Slams his helmet down and tackles Reid on the sideline!

[Frozen Tundra]

Ball security an issue tonight

Yea, each team has pissed away a promising possession with a fumble.

[Joemailman]

Chiefs OL getting whipped.

[Frozen Tundra]

The longer this games goes on, the more both of these teams look like it's the first time they've ever been to the Super Bowl.

Both punters are averaging over 50 yards per kick, so neither team is starting out with good field position, and by the time they drive 50-60 yards they've found some way to screw up the posession.

[Frozen Tundra]

Good grief - Ty Greenlaw ruptures his achilles just jogging onto the field at the start of a series.

[Joemailman]

Packers would be killing either one of these teams. :bang::pack::p

[Teamcheez1]

Who says the AFC is the power conference?

[pittstang5]

KC playing very undisciplined, something you don't see much under Andy Reid.

[Frozen Tundra]

Packers would be killing either one of these teams. :bang::pack::p

Takes almost an entire half for one of them to figure out how to get it across the goal line. I really thought we were going into the half 3-0.

[Frozen Tundra]

KC playing very undisciplined, something you don't see much under Andy Reid.

Yeah, this is the first time this season they melted down in the first half already.

[pittstang5]

I gotta say I'm surprised KC hasn't really moved the ball except for one big play.

[MadtownPacker]

Packers would be killing either one of these teams. :bang::pack::p
hell yea!! This game sucks for my squares!! Let’s see a safety if we can’t get some scores.

[MadtownPacker]

I gotta say I'm surprised KC hasn't really moved the ball except for one big play.
Acting like they stayed up all night doing coke.

[Joemailman]

Acting like they stayed up all night doing coke.

I can never sleep after that. Too much caffeine.

[Joemailman]

Slow half for Taylor Swift.

[MadtownPacker]

I can never sleep after that. Too much caffeine.
Shouldn’t be drinking coffee when you’re partying.

[Frozen Tundra]

What the hell is all this roller derby and strobe light crap? Who are thse people?

They have Taylor Swift and her posse upstairs, just bring her down there, give her a microphone, and let her sing 2 or 3 of her songs. Or just the same song over and over again, if she wants. I doubt anyone can tell the difference.

[Joemailman]

What's with Mahomes?

[Teamcheez1]

This is a pretty crappy game so far.

[MadtownPacker]

What's with Mahomes?
It is all bad tonight for him so far. All the chiefs are playing like they stayed out too late with the squaws.

[The Shadow]

God, do I hate the halftime shows!

[The Shadow]

Utter garbage.

[Teamcheez1]

The halftime show was the best part of this game so far.

[Joemailman]

Patriots beating Rams 13-3 5 years ago lowest scoring Super Bowl.

[Frozen Tundra]

And by rights, this one should be tied 3-3. The Niners center was almost 3 yards past the LOS on that touchdown pass, but the officials completely missed it.

[MadScientist]

MVS looks pretty good as a receiver when they don't bother covering him.

[Joemailman]

Jennings first guy to catch a TD and throw for a TD in Superb Owl?

[Teamcheez1]

Watching this game makes me realize we are entirely capable of competing for a SB over the next few years.

[MadScientist]

Watching this game makes me realize we are entirely capable of competing for a SB over the next few years.

Yep. The window is open. Another banger of a draft and/or some good moves in FA and that window is wide open.

[Joemailman]

Spagnuolo just showed why Joe Barry had to be fired.

[beveaux1]

Overtime.

[Joemailman]

Slow game for 40 minutes, but what a finish.

[Frozen Tundra]

Yep. The window is open. Another banger of a draft and/or some good moves in FA and that window is wide open.

Plus, one more year of experience under the belts of the entire team.

That is something that will matter a lot. I strongly believe that even a somewhat more seasoned, exprienced, veteran team wins that divisional game last month.

[Joemailman]

What's the longest a Superb Owl has gone into overtime?

[beveaux1]

Mahomes is good.

[Teamcheez1]

Not a Chiefs fan, but glad to see the 49ers lose. In the long run, it helps the Packers.

[Frozen Tundra]

Slow game for 40 minutes, but what a finish.

I was thinking the exact same thing. It took this damned game 3 hours to answer the phone, but when it finally woke up, it just jumped right out of bed and went straight to work at full throttle. For the last 3 hours, I never dreamed this game had this much potential.

[Frozen Tundra]

Mahomes is good.

Memo to Jordan Love: That's the gold standard right there. That's what you're going to be going up against the next 10 years or so, so I guess you see where you have your work cut out for you.

Mahomes had ony 16 yards on 3 completions out of 6 passes in the 1st quarter, and finished with 333 yards and a QB rating of 97.1. The great ones just eventually find a way, and damn.... this kid is one of the greats.

[Joemailman]

Chiefs won the Super Bowl but couldn't beat the Packers.

[Frozen Tundra]

God, do I hate the halftime shows!


Yeah, how the hell did it ever get like this? Who was the first marketing minion who decided this was the model?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Who the fuck won? I ain’t watch a Super Bowl since I tuned in for the halftime act that featured Coldplay in Super Bowl Whatever.

[Joemailman]

I'm a 65 year old diehard football fan. I don't expect to like the Super Bowl halftime show. I'm not the main target audience. And no, I don't wish Springsteen or Van Morrison were doing the show.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I'm a 65 year old diehard football fan. I don't expect to like the Super Bowl halftime show. I'm not the main target audience. And no, I don't wish Springsteen or Van Morrison were doing the show.

Liar. You loved the Coldplay show. And the Michael Jackson show.

[MadtownPacker]

Chiefs won the Super Bowl but couldn't beat the Packers.
Truth hurts. Almost like being champions in a way. :lol:

[MadtownPacker]

I don’t know why anyone is hating on the halftime show. It was energized performance, it was entertaining maybe you don’t like the music but should at least enjoy a good show. I felt it fit the occasion. Yes I like ushers music but I also really liked Reba as well.

BTW the Univision postgame has some dude with two hot chicks for the crew.

[Joemailman]

Liar. You loved the Coldplay show. And the Michael Jackson show.

I don't remember those. I thought Prince was good. Katy Perry with the sharks was good. ZZ Top at the Packers Super Bowl in New Orleans was good. I was there.

[Joemailman]

Now this was a Super Bowl halftime show.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ruQ1tj4MDA

[QBME]

Just finished watching on recorded delay.
What a shit show, including the “entertainment “.

[call_me_ishmael]

What a great game. Mahomes is just unreal. KC better rebuild the OL.

[call_me_ishmael]

SF with a healthy Chase Young and Bosa is the two all-pro type guys. Scary.

[MadtownPacker]

SF with a healthy Chase Young and Bosa is the two all-pro type guys. Scary.Get off that SF dick you dirty wanker. Packers going to Da Supa Bowl next year!

[call_me_ishmael]

Kinda wonder why we didn't look at a Spags prodigy for DC. Spags has been doing this for Reid back to the philly days and will always blitz your hoe ass. I love the way he coaches and approaches big downs.

[KYPack]

Thought the halftime entertainment was great. One of the best SB's. We beat the winner and had the 9ers on the ropes. We can do it!!!!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Thought the halftime entertainment was great. One of the best SB's. We beat the winner and had the 9ers on the ropes. We can do it!!!!

I won $20 for putting $20 on the Chefs, money line. Watch who you call “mooch” now, Kentucky.

Woulda bet more frogskins but lost, like a fish, too many Benjamin’s at the poker tables.

[texaspackerbacker]

hmmm just four gameday pages to wade through this time, not like a Packer game.

I grudgingly watched the game because my wife said we should - 3 1/2 quarters thoroughly dull then mildly interesting at the end. I'm actually not a football fan. If it ain't Packers or Badgers or some other game that I care who wins, then fuck it. Maybe I shoulda bet, then I'd have some reason to give a shit. I woulda bet on the Chiefs if I had bet.

Yeah, CMI, Mahomes is great - probably the best QB the last 5-10 years not named Aaron Rodgers (and that includes Brady). The Niners D? Not really all that special. They choked at the end like Barry's did against them.

I thought the commercials were supposed to be something special ....... the only memorable one at all was Schwarzeneggar and DeVito, and I don't even recall what they were advertizing.

The halftime show? Sheeeesh, what a bunch of crap, nothing but annoying noise. God damned Usher shoulda stuck with passing the collection plate in church.

And I guess it just wouldn't be a Super Bowl without mentioning Taylor Swift. I really hadn't even much noticed what she looked like until recently. She's butt ugly - a horse face, and that rotten red lipstick is a total turn off. She and Kelce deserve each other - he's butt ugly too with the damn beard and all.

[MadtownPacker]

Niners coach has 0-3 SB record now. All choke jobs.

[bobblehead]

I won a nickel on the first half under. Then I turned chicken shit and didn't parlay it on the 2nd half over. I predicted this game as well as I have ever handicapped a game in my life. Hard hitting defense dominated 1st half. Some trading of scores in the second half as Mahomes does the Mahomes thing and wins it last second (I didn't call OT though). My plan all along was to parlay that money to the 2nd half over and my asshole puckered. Oh well, hit Chefs on the ML and that under for a total of 700 bones. The annual Mahomes stock dividend is going strong.

[KYPack]

I won $20 for putting $20 on the Chefs, money line. Watch who you call “mooch” now, Kentucky.

Woulda bet more frogskins but lost, like a fish, too many Benjamin’s at the poker tables.

Twenty bucks? Yeah Tank you are a real riverboat gambler,

And a mooch.

[run pMc]

I thought Creed Humphrey's shotgun snaps were appalling. Mahomes constantly had to fish them off his shoelaces.

[Fritz]

I don’t know why anyone is hating on the halftime show. It was energized performance, it was entertaining maybe you don’t like the music but should at least enjoy a good show. I felt it fit the occasion. Yes I like ushers music but I also really liked Reba as well.

BTW the Univision postgame has some dude with two hot chicks for the crew.

Because while Ursher (that's how they used to say his name) looked dapper and cool with his white duds, the supporting (female) dancers did not show off their physical assets via low-cut tops and short little skirts. So what if they can dance like the shizz? This old white sexist wants to see some tits, legs, and ass, baby!

[George Cumby]

What a great SB.

Best two teams in the League this season; Niners earned their wins against the Pack and the Lions, Chiefs earned their wins against Miami, the Bills and Baltimore.

Game was an Epic nail-biter with fuck-tons of drama and could've gone either way.

Ultimately, big Players make big plays in big games. And fucking Mahomes is The Fucking MAN.

P.S.: Listening to KNBR, the Niner's flagship AM station on the drive home from the Bay Area was DELICIOUS.

[Fritz]

Credit to Andy Reid, too. He saves a couple of plays for key situations, and uses them to score touchdowns.

[Frozen Tundra]

Credit to Andy Reid, too. He saves a couple of plays for key situations, and uses them to score touchdowns.

And all that after surviving that bone-rattling tackle by Mr. Swift.

[George Cumby]

Credit to Andy Reid, too. He saves a couple of plays for key situations, and uses them to score touchdowns.

Yeah, that play call for the one TD putting the guy in motion was pretty fucking sweet.

[call_me_ishmael]

Was the play they ran the same one we ran with Adams vs the Rams? Looked similar IIRC. Motion then sudden stop and change direction.