Official Texans @ Packers Gameday Thread

[MadtownPacker]

We have a big matchup this week, but not because of any rivalry or storied history between the two teams. Nope this game is about the present status. Both are the up-and-coming young team that made a splash in the playoffs last season blowing out the opponent. Both then lost to a SB favorite so the job was left unfinished. New season and the records are strong at 5-1 vs 4-2. Both QBs are playing fast and throwing with confidence to a boatload of young WRs. Add in Jacobs and Mixon pounding the ball and this is a fireworks show waiting to happen!

But… bad news for the Texans. Their defense seems to be banged up especially in the secondary. Great news for the Packers offense who is just getting charged up. While billed as a big shootout have to think the Packers are going to take advantage of so many injuries on Texans defense. It will be entertaining for a while, but likely never in question. The Packers go hard today and maybe the D impresses with some INTs when Stroud has to play catchup.

Packers 33 - Texans 24

[CaptainKickass]

Obligatory game day post.

[Joemailman]

inactives:

Green Bay Packers

27 S Kitan Oladapo
57 DL Brenton Cox Jr.
62 G/C Jacob Monk
79 T Travis Glover
86 TE John FitzPatrick
95 DE Devonte Wyatt

Houston Texans

0 LB Azeez Al-Shaair
2 WR Robert Woods
4 CB Kamari Lassiter
20 S Jimmy Ward
39 LB Henry To'oto'o
64 G Nick Broeker
82 WR Steven Sims

[Joemailman]

Packers 30
Texans 20

[George Cumby]

Getting chippy during pre-game. WTF?

Packers win.

[ThunderDan]

Go Pack Go!

[jklowan]

GO PACK GO

[red]

wtf, the local fox decided to play the queens- lions game

fuck that!

gotta listen to wayne and larry

[Joemailman]

wtf, the local fox decided to play the queens- lions game

fuck that!

gotta listen to wayne and larry

The game is on CBS.

[ThunderDan]

Good pitch and catch to Doubs.

[MadtownPacker]

Ok will admit the White out helmets do look cool on the field.

[MadtownPacker]

The game is on CBS.
That pendejo Red even explained that in a thread. :lol:

[ThunderDan]

Unis and helmets look great.

[red]

The game is on CBS.

awesome

theres some thing on my TV talking about solar flares and how they screw with satellites

and now my local chanel just put on a reality travel show

fuck this

[red]

Ok will admit the White out helmets do look cool on the field.

wish i could see them. they sound awesome

[ThunderDan]

Fucking horrible decision by Love. Throws it into the double team.

[Teamcheez1]

Bad decision by Love.

[beveaux1]

What a bad pass.

[MadtownPacker]

Bad pass but all the bad passes seem to go Wicks way.

[ThunderDan]

Preston when early.

[Teamcheez1]

2 penalties already.

[ThunderDan]

Good win by the D to hold them to a FG attempt.

[beveaux1]

Good defense after the horrendous pass.

[MadtownPacker]

Excellent defense. Held off the momentum swing.

[beveaux1]

Three penalties. Second guy got caught.

[ThunderDan]

Ha ha ha. Houston kicker thought he could bounce it in the landing zone and put the Pack at the 20 and hooked it out of bounds.

[MadtownPacker]

No excuses not to score now. Getting the ball in a great spot. Dont throw to Wicks.

[ThunderDan]

Never do 2 WR runs in a row again.

[Teamcheez1]

If these were the scripted plays, I’m unimpressed.

[beveaux1]

I'm concerned about Love's vision and decision making. He throws so many into heavy coverage.

[ThunderDan]

Gary with the sack.

[beveaux1]

Gary!!

[ThunderDan]

D lets Houston off the hook.

Can someone please cover a TE?

[Joemailman]

Packers playing like they thought this game would be easy.

[ThunderDan]

X with the sack.

[beveaux1]

McKinney!!

[MadtownPacker]

That’s a big fukin sack!!!

[King Friday]

Defense came to play. MLF and Love need to trash whatever their script was and do something else.

[Teamcheez1]

Offense needs to step it up against a depleted defense.

[ThunderDan]

Alright O, we need a couple of first downs as a minimum to at least flip the field.

[beveaux1]

Let's run the ball. They're playing back up LBs.

[red]

signed back up to paramount+ to watch this shit

these uniforms are pimp, keep them

[ThunderDan]

Wow, great effort by Jacobs.

[ThunderDan]

Ok, great job O. Now keep the drive going for points.

[red]

kraft is a beast

[MadtownPacker]

Yeah stick to Doubs and don’t be a pendejo and all will be good.

[ThunderDan]

Good route by Melton.

[Teamcheez1]

Texans taking away all the deep throws.

[ThunderDan]

Enough already.

We don’t need 3 WR runs in 1 quarter.

[Teamcheez1]

Stop with the stupid end arounds!

[ThunderDan]

Fuck, what a huge difference between week 2&3s running game and todays.

Give the RBs the ball and pound it out.

[Sparkey]

Some really ho hum play calls.....

[beveaux1]

WR runs work against some teams, but it's supposed to be a surprise play.

[Fosco33]

Trying to get Watson the ball

[beveaux1]

2nd and 14.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I dunno about y’all, but watching Kraft break a tackle is like watching a Whitney Westgate scene.

Maybe it’s cos I used bang with J-Mike. Used to hang with J-Mike. Even slang with J-Mike. Goddamn, I miss J-Mike.

Kraft breaks tackles like J-Mike.

[ThunderDan]

You can’t bodyslam a WR.

[MadtownPacker]

That should be an ejection.

[Teamcheez1]

No Brock Lesnar F5’s allowed.

[Fosco33]

Refs have been pretty heavy for Texans so far.

Was about to say if they don’t call that a PF I’m done watching

[ThunderDan]

What a fucking dime by Love.

[Teamcheez1]

Great catch!!!

[MadScientist]

That ball had some serious zip on it.

[beveaux1]

What a freaking catch!!

[Guiness]

Texans are it’s a post whistle suplex to gift the pack a first down

[beveaux1]

McManus!!

[Guiness]

Kraft. Wow

Edit: replay showed amazing body control twisting to get down on his back and pull the ball down in

[MadtownPacker]

Power full throw that damn near dragged Kraft!

[red]

wow, just wow all around

rocket throw and amazing catch

[George Cumby]

Kraft is lights fucking out.

As is Love.

[MadtownPacker]

McManus!!
Bring out da ladies to celebrate!!

[ThunderDan]

Walker is hurt.

[ThunderDan]

Kraft is lights fucking out.

As is Love.

Well…other than his horrible pick.

[beveaux1]

Quay hurt.

[Fosco33]

Concussion or stinger for quay

[Joemailman]

Bring out da ladies to celebrate!!

Just no grindin'.

[red]

is that quay not moving?

[ThunderDan]

3 and out for the D.

[beveaux1]

Gary with his best game.

[MadtownPacker]

is that quay not moving?
Knew it was a neck thing with the way he froze his arms.

[Teamcheez1]

Catch the damn ball! Just stupid.

That’s on Nixon.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Fire the Italian coach!

[MadScientist]

WTF was that bullshit. Catch it or get everyone away

[MadtownPacker]

3 and out for the D.
For nothing thank to that moron!!!

[beveaux1]

Why didn't he catch it?

[Fosco33]

That was terrible

[ThunderDan]

Our special teams are poor for how much we pay our ST coach.

[red]

get the fuck out of the way

[red]

Our special teams are poor for how much we pay our ST coach.

i agree, nothing special at all about them

[Teamcheez1]

Turnovers have cost us 10 points.

[MadtownPacker]

Packer Backer in the stands gets props for not letting that prick leap. Hope he doesn’t get thrown out.

[beveaux1]

That's the reason Nixon doesn't return punts.

[Fosco33]

get the fuck out of the way

That’s all on Nixon

[Jorris]

Turnovers have cost us 10 points.

plus missed drives so probably ~15

That was one of the stupidest plays I've seen. What was nixon thinking by not catching that?

[MadtownPacker]

That's the reason Nixon doesn't return punts.
Balentine needed to pay attention not just blindly run into the crowd.

[Teamcheez1]

3 penalties, 2 turnovers.

[beveaux1]

plus missed drives so probably ~15

That was one of the stupidest plays I've seen. What was nixon thinking by not catching that?

Probably lost it in the sun.

[QBME]

Kraft
Nice
If Tony Romo says “structure” once more Im going to throw up.

[Teamcheez1]

Time for a WR run…

[King Friday]

Bitch Sac is the most overrated coach in the league.

[ThunderDan]

Wilson will great effort for the 1st down.

[red]

bout time they started playing RATM at lambeau

go ahead and play the last half of the song

[MadtownPacker]

It’s backwards

[ThunderDan]

TD Wicks. Probably lucky Houston doesn’t challenge the last play.

[MadScientist]

Good non-challenge by the Texans.

[MadtownPacker]

Finally makes up for all his screw ups.

Got lucky cause that shit was a fumble.

[beveaux1]

Finally makes up for all his screw ups.

Got lucky cause that shit was a fumble.

If it wasn't, it was mighty close.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

bout time they started playing RATM at lambeau

go ahead and play the last half of the song

Word.

[MadtownPacker]

If it wasn't, it was mighty close.
About time some shit went our way anyways.

[ThunderDan]

Finally makes up for all his screw ups.

Got lucky cause that shit was a fumble.

But it was another play trying get a WR a ball in the backfield.

That no longer surprises anyone we run it so much.

[Teamcheez1]

Please just kick it out of the end zone every time.

[Joemailman]

Texans should have used a TO to look at the replay.

[Teamcheez1]

McDuffie is not very good.

[Fosco33]

Didn’t the refs blow the pass dead. How could there have been a challenge to complain about.

[ThunderDan]

Didn’t the refs blow the pass dead. How could there have been a challenge to complain about.

There was a clear recovery of the fumble. They could have given Houston the ball at that spot.

[MadtownPacker]

Wilson just laid the wood to that mofo!!

[ThunderDan]

Wilson just laid the wood to that mofo!!

I thought it was McDuffy at first. But realized it had to be someone else.

[MadtownPacker]

Didn’t the refs blow the pass dead. How could there have been a challenge to complain about.
It was after they had fell on the ball.

[MadtownPacker]

I thought it was McDuffy at first. But realized it had to be someone else.Its ok man you probably started drinkin early.

[beveaux1]

That kicker is the one I want.

[ThunderDan]

Its on man you probably started drinkin early.

Nope played golf with my son this morning.

32-47 79. Not sure who was golfing on the back 9, but it wasn’t me.

[ThunderDan]

What an absolute garbage throw.

[Teamcheez1]

Another stupid pass.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Love doing his best Favor impersonations.

[King Friday]

Love is a turnover machine.

[beveaux1]

Another interception.

[Teamcheez1]

Love is single-handedly keeping the Texans in this game.

[red]

bad throw

[Sparkey]

Love throws like a dumbass sometimes. More Favre than Rodgers.

[ThunderDan]

Van Ness with the whiff.

[Teamcheez1]

Van Ness with the whiff.

Jaire

[MadtownPacker]

Love throws like a dumbass sometimes. More Favre than Rodgers.
I don’t recall Brett being careless like this when the score was in the Packers favor. Only when pressed. Love just does it out of nowhere and with the lead.

[Teamcheez1]

4 penalties, 3 turnovers.

[ThunderDan]

Jaire

On that run. Two in a row.

[King Friday]

Lack of discipline continues to rear its head.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Love throws like a dumbass sometimes. More Favre than Rodgers.

That’s what I said.

[Teamcheez1]

Packers should have a decent lead right now.
Instead, we are giving the game away.

[Teamcheez1]

Mixon has 77 yards rushing already.

[ThunderDan]

Texans have found something running to their left.

[MadtownPacker]

Packers should have a decent lead right now.
Instead, we are giving the game away.
Sure feels that way. Crowd seems deflated too.

[Teamcheez1]

Mixon has 77 yards rushing already.

Make that 82.

[ThunderDan]

Texans have found something running to their left.

And there it is for a TD.

[beveaux1]

Without Quay, our run D is much worse.

[MadtownPacker]

One more stupid pick and maybe teach him a lesson and put Willis in.

[Teamcheez1]

5 penalties, 3 turnovers.

[Fosco33]

How many games do you win -3 on turnovers and 16-18pt off turnover

[ThunderDan]

The Bourbon with the stuff on the 2 pointer.

[MadtownPacker]

Defense keeps getting put in a bad spot but doing enough.

[Joemailman]

3 turnovers in 1st half. Lucky to be in the game.

[ThunderDan]

Without Quay, our run D is much worse.

Maybe don’t put 6 guys on the line?

Sure seems like a scheme issue from the D.

[Teamcheez1]

Another drop.

[Fosco33]

This is a weird game so far.

[MadtownPacker]

This is a weird game so far.
Hate to say it but this game would be good if Love wasn’t fukin up.

[King Friday]

Horrible half of football. Should be up by 2 scores, not losing.

[Teamcheez1]

Giving the game away.
Love and the offense have been horrible.

[Fritz]

5 penalties, 3 turnovers.

That about sums it up. Lots of raggedy-ass play, everywhere.

[Joemailman]

Gary and Kraft only studs so far.

[ThunderDan]

Clark with the stuff.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Stroud 44 yards in the 1st half and Packers are losing.

The Packers protect the rock like a lion king protects the offsprings a dethroned lion.

[ThunderDan]

Wilson with the sack.

[Teamcheez1]

Defense did their job.
It’s up to you Love.

[beveaux1]

D with a 3 and out.

[MadtownPacker]

Defense did their job.
It’s up to you Love.About all there is to say. He needs to rein it in now and get control of this game.

[Fosco33]

Big 3 and out.

Need to reset and execute this half. Limit the sloppy play and should walk away w/ the W

[beveaux1]

Run the ball!!

[Fritz]

Christ the Texans just running on GB. Sheesh. If I were them, just keep running.

Now the Pack needs to settle the fuck down. Be patient, run the ball. Love needs to calm down.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Run the ball!!

They’ve been running it all day…into a fucking brick wall.

[ThunderDan]

Good run there. Keep it up guys. Don’t run with a WR.

[ThunderDan]

They’ve been running it all day…into a fucking brick wall.

Nope. Subtract the stupid WR runs and we are doing just fine.

[red]

there, if your QB can't stop fucking up, then give the ball to your RB

you have 2 that can dominate this game

[Teamcheez1]

Stop with the cute stuff to the WR’s

[Teamcheez1]

Jacobs first ever!!!!

[MadtownPacker]

There you go!! Make it easy!!!

[ThunderDan]

What a great play design. Rhyan missed the block but Jacobs still scored easily.

[MadtownPacker]

All Jacobs that drive and that’s a good thing.

[red]

jacobs and doubs

is it that hard? maybe throw in reed

theres your offense

[beveaux1]

Amazing what happens when you run the ball.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Jacobs first ever!!!!

Scoring? Cue Like a Virgin.

[MadtownPacker]

It’s nice to not even pay attention to the kicker again.

[King Friday]

It’s nice to not even pay attention to the kicker again.

To be fair, I didn’t pay attention to the scrubs on XP. Even they were capable of hitting those.

[King Friday]

We win this game if we do not have any more turnovers.

[MadtownPacker]

To be fair, I didn’t pay attention to the scrubs on XP. Even they were capable of hitting those.Carlson messed me up with his misses and the others guys made it worse. So now I try not to cringe.

[ThunderDan]

Wilson is really playing well today.

[MadtownPacker]

Great play by Wilson again!!!

Second huge 3rd down stop by him.

[Teamcheez1]

Wilson has played great on defense today.

[Fritz]

Wilson having a day.

[beveaux1]

Wilson and the bourbon are playing today.

[Teamcheez1]

Another stupid play on special teams.

[Fosco33]

That’s the 2nd tap/head bob by the guard that led to neutral zone issue for GB.

The guard seems overly dramatic w/ the head Bob. I’ve seen centers called for less.

[Fritz]

Watta dumb decision by Reed.

[ThunderDan]

Another stupid play on special teams.

How much does Biachi or whatever his name is make a year?

[Sparkey]

Our special teams should have stayed on the short bus.

[red]

why catch that?

do they even practice special teams, or talk about it for that matter?

[beveaux1]

He's not a great punt returner, but at least he can catch it.

[King Friday]

Bitch Sac needs to be fired. He’s a complete waste of resources. His units are mediocre and unprepared.

[Joemailman]

Packers special teams today.

https://lebovitzlawgroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/multiple-car-accident-1.jpg

[red]

How much does Biachi or whatever his name is make a year?

2 million a year

[King Friday]

We need to just let the fucking ball bounce around and just take it wherever it stops.

[ThunderDan]

Hard run by Jacobs.

[Teamcheez1]

Stupid play call by MLF again.

[Fritz]

Why so much shotgun? And why another wide receiver run? Fuckin’ stupid.

[red]

FUCK OFF WITH THE WR SWEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThunderDan]

Just stop running that shit.

On 3 and 1 run it up the gut not stupid WR end around.

[King Friday]

I’m done with WR runs. If you run them once a game, fine. Having them be a staple of the offense is downright stupid.

[beveaux1]

We haven't had one good WR run.

[beveaux1]

Punter bombed one. Flipped field position.

[King Friday]

Massive boot when needed.

[ThunderDan]

Wilson with another sack.

[Fosco33]

Are we better without Quay?

[King Friday]

Pass rush finally decided to show up this week.

[MadtownPacker]

Yeah!!!! The big stop we needed!!

[red]

eric wilson having a game

[Teamcheez1]

Need to take a commanding lead on this drive.

[Fritz]

Okay, MLF, let’s see what you got,

[beveaux1]

Pressure every pass play. I love it!

[Joemailman]

Great fair catch!

[ThunderDan]

Come on O, let’s go and help the team.

[Fritz]

Big play here. Gotta get this first.

[Fritz]

Come on O line. Block.

[ThunderDan]

Big play here. Gotta get this first.

Don’t run a WR end around.

[King Friday]

RUN. THE. BALL.
(and. not. with. WRs.)

[Fritz]

Fucking Walker

[Teamcheez1]

Throw the damn ball!

[ThunderDan]

Walker beat like a drum and Love gets sacked.

[King Friday]

Mediocre OL play continues.

[red]

texans return guy tackled by his own guy

[Fosco33]

That punt was 70 yards in the air

[red]

RUN. THE. BALL.
(and. not. with. WRs.)

lefleur use to forget to run the ball all the time a few years ago

usually it was a halftime type of fix

or was that fat mike?

[red]

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP JAIRE!!!!!

[ThunderDan]

lefleur use to forget to run the ball all the time a few years ago

usually it was a halftime type of fix

or was that fat mike?

Fat Mile for sure.

Maybe MLF also.

[Fosco33]

Jaire just out there talking shit

[MadtownPacker]

Fuck Stroud crying for penalty.

[ThunderDan]

Ok O, you have a chance to almost put this out of reach with a TD.

[beveaux1]

Best field position in the 2nd half.

[red]

Fuck Stroud crying for penalty.

slaton didn't move an inch

maybe a couple inches towards stroud, but not the other way

[red]

RUN the fucking ball

[ThunderDan]

I love that commercial.

And what are you eating Jerry?

Rice.

[beveaux1]

Run the ball.

[Fosco33]

slaton didn't move an inch

maybe a couple inches towards stroud, but not the other way

Right. What’s he supposed to do ? He doesn’t have for catch him

[Teamcheez1]

Too much cute play calling.

MLF has been mediocre all game.

[Fritz]

Offense is shit.

[red]

why???

why a stupid screen pass resulting in a penalty

just run it normal, quit with the fancy BS

[MadtownPacker]

Where is the penalty for pulling Doubs arm?

[ThunderDan]

Not sure how Doubs can catch that with the DB holding one of his arms.

[Fritz]

Offensive line
Blows.

[red]

3 straight pass plays resulting in negative yardage

[King Friday]

This OL is pathetic.

[Teamcheez1]

Offense is trying to find a way to lose this game.

Just garbage in the second half.

[red]

so romo thinks every single throw would have been an INT if not thrown right where it was

what a horrible series

[Fosco33]

We have abandoned the run game in last 3 drives. A lot of short short passes/screens/end arounds the whole game.

Willis game plan - anyone?