Official NFC Playoff Standings Thread - 8 Weeks To Go

[Joemailman]

Division Winners

1. Detroit Lions 8-1
2. Philadelphia Eagles 7-2
3. Atlanta Falcons 6-4 Better conference winning pct. than Arizona
4. Arizona Cardinals 6-4
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Wild Cards

5. Minnesota Vikings 7-2
6. Washington Commanders 7-3
7. Green Bay Packers 6-3
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Outside Looking In

8. San Francisco 49ers 5-4
9. Chicago Bears 4-5 Head to head tie-breaker over Los Angeles
10. Los Angeles Rams 4-5 Head to head tie-breaker over Seattle
11. Seattle Seahawks 4-5
12. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4-6
13. Dallas Cowboys 3-6
14. New Orleans Saints 3-7 Better division winning pct. than Carolina
15. Carolina Panthers 3-7
16. New York Giants 2-8
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Key Week 11 Games

Washington at Philadelphia
Green Bay at Chicago
Jacksonville at Detroit
Minnesota at Tennessee
Atlanta at Denver
Seattle at San Francisco

Byes: New York Giants, Arizona, Tampa Bay, Carolina

[Joemailman]

NFC
Playoff %
If Win
If Lose
No. 1 seed %


1. Lions (8-1)
>99%
>99%
98%
65%


2. Eagles (7-2)
92%
97%
85%
11%


3. Falcons (6-4)
81%
91%
74%
1%


4. Cardinals (6-4)
59%
Bye
Bye
<1%


5. Vikings (7-2)
92%
95%
85%
14%


6. Commanders (7-3)
77%
90%
70%
5%


7. Packers (6-3)
72%
79%
55%
3%

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Playoffs? Are you fucking kidding me, playoffs?

Lovemaker can’t stop throwing TDs to defenses; Cletidius and Gary Lightbody are too busy “making it rain” inside strip joints to bother sacking QBs; Q-Walk has morphed into A-Hawk, the punk who couldn’t shed blocks, blitz nor cover worth a fuck; all them malleable rock catchers, including Kraft (who is supposed to be redneck tough) are “dropping the rock like it’s hot”; those fat Yokozunas on the offensive line can’t cease with them offensive fouls that would make the Yokozuna himself proud; and check out the Fucking Center, who ain’t got a fucking clue how to do the “shotgun” snap, and you’re talking ‘bout playoffs?

Jim Mora is shaking his head somewhere in disgust.