Official NFC Playoff Standings Thread - 5 Weeks To Go

[Joemailman]

Division Winners

1. Detroit Lions 11-1
2. Philadelphia Eagles 10-2
3. Seattle Seahawks 7-5
4. Atlanta Falcons 6-6 Head to head tie-breaker over Tampa Bay
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Wild Cards

5. Minnesota Vikings 10-2
6. Green Bay Packers 9-3
7. Washington Commanders 8-5
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Outside Looking In

8. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 6-6 Better conference winning pct. than Arizona
9. Arizona Cardinals 6-6 Head to head tie-breaker over Los Angeles
10. Los Angeles Rams 6-6
11. San Francisco 49ers 5-7 Head to head tie-breaker over Dallas
12. Dallas Cowboys 5-7
13. New Orleans Saints 4-8 Better conference winning pct. than Chicago
14. Chicago Bears 4-8
15. Carolina Panthers 3-9
16. New York Giants 2-10
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The New York Giants have been officially eliminated from the playoffs.

Key Week 14 Games

Green Bay at Detroit
Atlanta at Minnesota
Carolina at Philadelphia
Las Vegas at Tampa Bay
Seattle at Arizona
Buffalo at Los Angeles Rams

Bye: Washington

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Playoffs? Are you fucking kidding me, playoffs?

Packers were denied in the end zone in the 2nd half last week, and we’re talking about playoffs? And what the fuck is up with that smashmouth shit? It’s 3rd and 1, everyone and their baby’s mama know that the defense is “Tecmo-Bowling” the run, and the Packers still seek to smash the rock right at the d’s fucking mouth. How about dropping a bomb at the best D-3 rock catcher in the NFL since Bill “Albino Cheetah” Schroeder, C-Wat?

[RandsRevenge]

Playoffs? Are you fucking kidding me, playoffs?

Packers were denied in the end zone in the 2nd half last week, and we’re talking about playoffs? And what the fuck is up with that smashmouth shit? It’s 3rd and 1, everyone and their baby’s mama know that the defense is “Tecmo-Bowling” the run, and the Packers still seek to smash the rock right at the d’s fucking mouth. How about dropping a bomb at the best D-3 rock catcher in the NFL since Bill “Albino Cheetah” Schroeder, C-Wat?


Narrator: The Packers won the game

[Fritz]

To truly be a SB contender, the Packers are going to have to pray that the recent upticks in play from Van Mess and WalkerDon'tRunner are more than mere blips on the screen. They've both got to continue their recent improved play.

The Loins are suffering injury after injury, so you wonder if at some point that 's going to catch up to them, or if they'll be like the 2010 Packers and just be magical right through the playoffs.

[Joemailman]

ESPN has Packers with greater than 99% chance of making the playoffs.

https://a.espncdn.com/i/infographics/nfl_playoffs_2024/nfc_playoffs.jpg

[Joemailman]

The Lions and Eagles both clinched playoff spots this week.

[Fritz]

The Packers don't seem to be quite at the level of the NFC elite. Unless the defensive front four can turn it around quickly, this looks like a one-and-done kind of playoff team.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

The Packers don't seem to be quite at the level of the NFC elite. Unless the defensive front four can turn it around quickly, this looks like a one-and-done kind of playoff team.

Who are the NFC’s elites? Racisto Italianos? Pussies of Detroit? Queens?

Unfortunately, the Packers are 0-4 against all 3. But it ain’t like the Pack were slaughtered by all 3. Games were competitive.

Any given Sunday, hombre.

[George Cumby]

Who are the NFC’s elites? Racisto Italianos? Pussies of Detroit? Queens?

Unfortunately, the Packers are 0-4 against all 3. But it ain’t like the Pack were slaughtered by all 3. Games were competitive.

Any given Sunday, hombre.

Jesus.

I agree with you on this.

[Fosco33]

Jesus.

I agree with you on this.
Same except the typical polar bar troll on Italians. He must’ve lost some love interest in high school to an a better lover.

[MadtownPacker]

Same except the typical polar bar troll on Italians. He must’ve lost some love interest in high school to an a better lover.
No I think in his prequel he was a brilliant and athletic young man who was Deans List at the university. Then he fell in love with an Italian beauty who’s father was connected. When her Papa found out he sent some goons to beat the shit out of him. They went too far and left him a halfwit we all know. All he remembers is the Coldplay music she would play all the time and the burger place they had their first date but sadly not her.

But I agree with him that the Packers are due a win against the division in the playoffs.