Screech is back

[Zool]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/456104p-383834c.html

Porn star's name
may ring a 'Bell'

Sex education Dustin (Screech) Diamond will be appearing in a way many of his fans hoped never ever to see him.
He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."

Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."

"I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls."

The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.

[BF4MVP]

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."
Ohhhhh my god......That's disgusting....

[Fosco33]

He married a friend of mine from Gtown.... I wonder if that's her - if so, get me a copy... :lol:

[GBRulz]

He just some some website where he was selling tshirts tha said "I helped save Screech's house". He was selling them because his house in the Milwaukee burbs, was in foreclosure status.

Needless to say, sounds like the kid is desparate for some money!

[Pack0514]

Ah, the ol' Dirty Sanchez....... I think Mad may know more about this than anyone...... I heard its a Mexican thing. :lol:

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He just some some website where he was selling tshirts tha said "I helped save Screech's house". He was selling them because his house in the Milwaukee burbs, was in foreclosure status.

Needless to say, sounds like the kid is desparate for some money!

I saw him at pick n save once! True story! I was being a cart boy back in early high school and freakin' screech trots right in!!

[Tyrone Bigguns]

He just some some website where he was selling tshirts tha said "I helped save Screech's house". He was selling them because his house in the Milwaukee burbs, was in foreclosure status.

Needless to say, sounds like the kid is desparate for some money!

Port Washinton is NOT a suburb of Miltown. The whole losing the house and homeless thing was a publicity stunt. Yes, the house was in foreclosure, but he wasn't close to being homeless.

I would be very surprised if the "dirty sanchez" is real. This is one of those uban legends. Other acts that have been "heard" about but no one has done include the: Cleveland Steamer/Hot Lunch, the Blumpkin, Donkey Punch, The Flying Camel, The Bucking Bronco, etc.

[Pack0514]

.......Cleveland Steamer/Hot Lunch, the Blumpkin, Donkey Punch, The Flying Camel, The Bucking Bronco, etc.

You guys have to google this shit...... I cant stop laughing. I have never heard of some of this stuff.
:shock:

[Fosco33]

.......Cleveland Steamer/Hot Lunch, the Blumpkin, Donkey Punch, The Flying Camel, The Bucking Bronco, etc.

You guys have to google this shit...... I cant stop laughing. I have never heard of some of this stuff.
:shock:

I've done a modified Donkey Punch - the reaction was priceless :lol:

[Pack0514]

I have a feeling this may need to be moved to the Garbage Can if it goes any further.

[GBRulz]

He just some some website where he was selling tshirts tha said "I helped save Screech's house". He was selling them because his house in the Milwaukee burbs, was in foreclosure status.

Needless to say, sounds like the kid is desparate for some money!

Port Washinton is NOT a suburb of Miltown. The whole losing the house and homeless thing was a publicity stunt. Yes, the house was in foreclosure, but he wasn't close to being homeless.

I would be very surprised if the "dirty sanchez" is real. This is one of those uban legends. Other acts that have been "heard" about but no one has done include the: Cleveland Steamer/Hot Lunch, the Blumpkin, Donkey Punch, The Flying Camel, The Bucking Bronco, etc.

let me rephrase. Port Washington, a small community 20 minutes north of Milwaukee. Didn't know we were getting so damn picky on here. :roll:

Who said anything about him being homeless? Also, if someone's home is in foreclosure status, I'd say it was more than a publicity stunt. The guy obviously can't pay a mortgage on a $250k home, I'd say he's pretty financially strapped.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

He just some some website where he was selling tshirts tha said "I helped save Screech's house". He was selling them because his house in the Milwaukee burbs, was in foreclosure status.

Needless to say, sounds like the kid is desparate for some money!

Port Washinton is NOT a suburb of Miltown. The whole losing the house and homeless thing was a publicity stunt. Yes, the house was in foreclosure, but he wasn't close to being homeless.

I would be very surprised if the "dirty sanchez" is real. This is one of those uban legends. Other acts that have been "heard" about but no one has done include the: Cleveland Steamer/Hot Lunch, the Blumpkin, Donkey Punch, The Flying Camel, The Bucking Bronco, etc.

let me rephrase. Port Washington, a small community 20 minutes north of Milwaukee. Didn't know we were getting so damn picky on here. :roll:

Who said anything about him being homeless? Also, if someone's home is in foreclosure status, I'd say it was more than a publicity stunt. The guy obviously can't pay a mortgage on a $250k home, I'd say he's pretty financially strapped.

I wasn't saying YOU were saying he was going to be homeless. Screech was playing that up.

Foreclosure: He was 5 months behind, putting him roughly 11 grand behind. He was in no real danger of losing it.

From JSO
"When company executives tried to figure out what was going on, says Damata, Jennifer told the vice president of programming, Richard Ayoub, "This is more of a publicity stunt than anything. He is not really going to lose his house."....Jennifer is his girlfriend. Damata was going to arrange a fundraiser in denver. The whole thing was a way to make him some cash on tees and he sells ringtones, etc. He didn't have to pay the whole amount right away either.

To make it to PW from Milwaukee in 20 minutes is going pretty fast. More like 35 minutes. Anyway, the burbs of milwaukee end (going north) at best at Mequon..and that is a stretch.

Video: He still works the comedy circuits and is going to be on an episode of "knights of prosperity." Sounds more like a publicity stunt along the lines of Paris Hilton.

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He used to live in West Allis, home of our very own Jeff Jagodinski, thats where I saw him at Pick n Save.

[GBRulz]

well, nobody said I drive the speed limit :wink:

Seriously though, i'm from GB to downtown Milw in an hour and 20, unless there is traffic of course. Going about 75 mph

[hurleyfan]

We all know where Elizabeth Berkely stands as far as nudity / B rated films stands in referense to "making a living"

Kyle Mcgloklin's(sp) career never recovered from that great film!

[Tyrone Bigguns]

We all know where Elizabeth Berkely stands as far as nudity / B rated films stands in referense to "making a living"

Kyle Mcgloklin's(sp) career never recovered from that great film!

Kyle Maclachlan career is about the same. He has almost always been a tv actor cept for two decent films..blue velvet and the doors. Before Showgirls he was in the freaking Flintstones.

Post Showgirls he has been in some interesting work like Timecode and Hamlet, but has mostly a tv guy like in Sex in the City and Desperate Housewives.

He really doesn't have much range.

[woodbuck27]

"Kyle Maclachlan career is about the same. He has almost always been a tv actor cept for two decent films..blue velvet and the doors. Before Showgirls he was in the freaking Flintstones." Tyrone Bigguns

Love that name. . . Bigguns...hilarious. :mrgreen:

If that's your Surname...whooooops :oops:

Kyle MacLachlan da da dah daaaaaa !

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001492/