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Kiwon
10-24-2006, 09:05 PM
You evil humans are destroying everything and killing us all! Turn out the lights. The party's over by 2050. It's true because the World Wildlife Fund says so. You see, humans are bad and nature is good.

BEIJING (Reuters) - Humans are stripping nature at an unprecedented rate and will need two planets' worth of natural resources every year by 2050 on current trends, the WWF conservation group said on Tuesday.

Populations of many species, from fish to mammals, had fallen by about a third from 1970 to 2003 largely because of human threats such as pollution, clearing of forests and overfishing, the group also said in a two-yearly report.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061024/ts_nm/environment_wwf_planet_dc

Contrast this with the eco-friendly and responsible way that animals behave:

Families strolling through a London park were left shocked when a pelican picked up and swallowed an unsuspecting pigeon.

The Eastern White pelican struggled with the desperately frantic pigeon in its beak for more than 20 minutes before swallowing it whole.

The moment was caught on camera by photographer Cathal McNaughton, who was taking pictures of the wildlife in St James's Park. The pigeon was still alive when it reached the pelican's stomach, he said.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=412374&in_page_id=1770&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=5

Why can't you evolutionary-advantaged homosapiens act more like your less evolved brothers?

Evil Humans! :evil:

GrnBay007
10-24-2006, 09:10 PM
You evil humans are destroying everything and killing us all! Turn out the lights. The party's over by 2050.


Does Prince still perform?

Cuz they say two thousand zero fifty party over
Oops out of time
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 2050........


aah, just doesn't sound as good as 1999. :razz:

Kiwon
10-24-2006, 09:13 PM
Hmmm.... I wonder if there is a way to float our credit card balances until 2050?

Wait....the credit system was set up by humans and humans are bad! Grrrrr...... :evil:

GBRulz
10-24-2006, 09:43 PM
Thanks, 007! Can't get that tune out of my head now!!

GrnBay007
10-24-2006, 09:45 PM
Thanks, 007! Can't get that tune out of my head now!!

HaaHa me either!!!

mraynrand
10-24-2006, 11:50 PM
Not to worry. There's a never-ending supply of soylent green.

SOMEBODY"S GOT TO TELL THEM! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! IT'S PEOPLE!

http://www.sci-fi-london.com/2002web/moviepics/soylent_green_large_03.jpg

K-town
10-25-2006, 12:44 PM
You evil humans are destroying everything and killing us all! Turn out the lights. The party's over by 2050.


Does Prince still perform?

Cuz they say two thousand zero fifty party over
Oops out of time
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 2050........


aah, just doesn't sound as good as 1999. :razz:

Shouldn't that be "party like it's 2049"?
Cuz in the original song, the world ends in 2000, so Prince wants to party like it's 1999.
And no, I'm not obsessive-compulsive about this sort of thing, like Adrian Monk. Except that I am.
:oops:

GrnBay007
10-25-2006, 10:09 PM
Shouldn't that be "party like it's 2049"?
Cuz in the original song, the world ends in 2000, so Prince wants to party like it's 1999.
And no, I'm not obsessive-compulsive about this sort of thing, like Adrian Monk. Except that I am.
:oops:


K-town, you are right. ......this time. :razz:

chewy-bacca
10-26-2006, 08:30 AM
http://www.sci-fi-london.com/2002web/moviepics/soylent_green_large_03.jpg


Damn dirty apes!

Tyrone Bigguns
10-30-2006, 12:56 PM
http://www.sci-fi-london.com/2002web/moviepics/soylent_green_large_03.jpg


Damn dirty apes!

Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.