KYPack
02-06-2007, 09:53 AM
Found this on the Gazette Forums. Notice it's in "Tank"-style a phony press release!
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Grossman named Colts MVP
Colt's elusive Super Bowl ring comes with Grossman MVP award
Updated 2/5/2007 1:44 AM ET
By Chuck Wood, USA TODAY
MIAMI — Peyton Manning all but blushed.
In a startling turn of events, the Indianapolis Colts, uncontested winners of Super Bowl XLI, named Rex Grossman their Super Bowl MVP.
“He was really great for us out there,†said Tony Dungy, coach of the Champion Colts, “he really went the extra mile to ensure a victory for us and we owe him big!â€
Standing on a small podium at midfield, Grossman simply nodded and appeared to suddenly look at his feet as the Colts celebrated.
“I’ve always been a Colts fan in my heart,†Grossman said. “I was hoping to get a win for the Bears, but in the end I guess my mixed loyalties caused me to play worse than I should have, I just couldn’t stop throwing the ball to the Colts players!â€
In other news, when this reporter asked the Bears defense about playing deeper than common sense should allow, the reply was “hey, we realize that any high school team would have figured out that if the Colts are throwing short and embarrassing us, we should change our tactics, but hey, we like it back here!â€
When asked about the shorter routes, Peyton Manning, the superstar quarterback for the Championship Indianapolis Colts, didn't have too good of a feeling when the rain began to pick up in intensity early in the first half and never really got lighter. That's one of the reasons he constantly went to shorter routes, such as the tosses to Addai. "Obviously," he said, "the passing game wasn't going to be as sharp."
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Is Grossman the worst QB ever to play in the Super Bowl?
I think so.
Quote on
Grossman named Colts MVP
Colt's elusive Super Bowl ring comes with Grossman MVP award
Updated 2/5/2007 1:44 AM ET
By Chuck Wood, USA TODAY
MIAMI — Peyton Manning all but blushed.
In a startling turn of events, the Indianapolis Colts, uncontested winners of Super Bowl XLI, named Rex Grossman their Super Bowl MVP.
“He was really great for us out there,†said Tony Dungy, coach of the Champion Colts, “he really went the extra mile to ensure a victory for us and we owe him big!â€
Standing on a small podium at midfield, Grossman simply nodded and appeared to suddenly look at his feet as the Colts celebrated.
“I’ve always been a Colts fan in my heart,†Grossman said. “I was hoping to get a win for the Bears, but in the end I guess my mixed loyalties caused me to play worse than I should have, I just couldn’t stop throwing the ball to the Colts players!â€
In other news, when this reporter asked the Bears defense about playing deeper than common sense should allow, the reply was “hey, we realize that any high school team would have figured out that if the Colts are throwing short and embarrassing us, we should change our tactics, but hey, we like it back here!â€
When asked about the shorter routes, Peyton Manning, the superstar quarterback for the Championship Indianapolis Colts, didn't have too good of a feeling when the rain began to pick up in intensity early in the first half and never really got lighter. That's one of the reasons he constantly went to shorter routes, such as the tosses to Addai. "Obviously," he said, "the passing game wasn't going to be as sharp."
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Is Grossman the worst QB ever to play in the Super Bowl?
I think so.