Post something that's not true

[Jimx29]

I hate sex

[Iron Mike]

I hate you.

[CyclonePackFan]

Your avatar is a picture of a bomb.

[retailguy]

My name is tank

[Jimx29]

It's hotter than hell here

[Brando19]

I love the Vikings.

[Joemailman]

I hate Pizza.

[MadtownPacker]

I never drive too fast.

[Partial]

I don't believe in masturbation.

[esoxx]

I have a small penis.

[GBRulz]

I miss JSO

[Jimx29]

I love colonoscopies

[Joemailman]

Rosie O'Donnell is hot.

[Charles Woodson]

I hate packer rats

[Bretsky]

I detest hot, steamy luscious lesbians

[HarveyWallbangers]

Bretsky is not perverted.

[superfan]

Rex Grossman is a franchise quarterback.

[oregonpackfan]

Women come up to me all the time saying I am one hot, manly dude! :)

[Kiwon]

Truth is relative.

[the_idle_threat]

I take communion every Sunday, but only because I like a snack.

[BallHawk]

Brett Favre is washed up.

[Joemailman]

I can understand every word Shannon Sharpe says.

[Iron Mike]

Jerry Tagge <3 Bears Fans

[retailguy]

Jerry Tagge is a bears fan

[Brando19]

Michael Irvin loves white people.

[ahaha]

Intelligent Design is credible science.

[Brando19]

I am going to vote Hillary Clinton for President!

[BallHawk]

OJ Simpson is a innocent man.

[Freak Out]

"I've never had sexual relations with that woman."

[Joemailman]

There is no way this will get turned into a political thread.

[Jimx29]

I truly care about anna nicoles death

[esoxx]

Aaron Rodgers field vision, athletic ability, big arm and feel for the game will translate into a top flight NFL career.

[Packgator]

Global warming is caused by humans.

[Little Whiskey]

the color of my neck is actually a light shade of marroon not red.

[AtlPackFan]

I have a small penis.

The thread something that is NOT true!!! :wink:

[AtlPackFan]

I love the Atlanta Falcons!!!

[Badgepack]

I think old man winter has run it's course.

[Charles Woodson]

I've never been drunk

[GBRulz]

Barry Bonds has never touched steriods

[Zool]

I am smart.

[Partial]

I am not about to go grab a bowl of ice cream and put a banana and chocolate sauce on it. Nope.

[Badgepack]

Duke is a lock for the Final Four this year.

[Charles Woodson]

I am not about to go grab a bowl of ice cream and put a banana and chocolate sauce on it. Nope.

Man i dont wish i had a bowl of that right now

[swede]

My farts don't smell as bad as everyone says.

And the stinging in your eyes goes away after a few minutes, too.

[Jimx29]

i've never experienced shrinkage

[MadtownPacker]

Ive never eaten a tortilla with beans and rice.

[BallHawk]

Marshawn Lynch is the next LaDainian Tomlinson

[PackerPro42]

See this is the stuff that irritates me, because you do intentionally to contradict my view point.

[BallHawk]

See this is the stuff that irritates me, because you do intentionally to contradict my view point.

For the love of God, I'm not even talking to you and you think I'm attacking you! Unbelievable....

[Partial]

Take it to PM. Ballhawk that was an asshole move.

[Kiwon]

The Dixie Chicks deserved 5 Grammys.

[BallHawk]

The Dixie Chicks deserved 5 Grammies.

I actually know what song the Dixie Chicks won the Grammy for.

[Iron Mike]

The Vikings will win the NFC North in 2007.

[BallHawk]

Barrack Obama was brought up in an extremist Islamic background.

[GBRulz]

your honor student is smarter than my labrador retriever

[red]

i love winter

[MJZiggy]

I am warm.

[esoxx]

I have a small penis.

The thread something that is NOT true!!! :wink:

Atl, I know it's a thread about something that is not true.

I have a small penis.

[Jimx29]

I'm so effing happy v-day is finally here

[Zool]

Chicks dig being called chicks.

[Joemailman]

The people who burned their Dixie Chicks CD's are not simple-minded yahoos who keep it all in the family.

[Zool]

Dixie Chicks deserve every award, because their music is ground breaking.

[Partial]

Valentine's Day left the general unfulfilled.

[the_idle_threat]

Chicks dig being called chicks.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.allthingsyank.com/uhf15/rjbw.jpg

"I don't know how many times I've told those boys, never call chicks broads."

[HarveyWallbangers]

Dixie Chicks deserved their Grammy. They were all over the country charts with hit after hit with their new album.

[esoxx]

The Dixie Chicks grammys were based on their music talent, not political reasons.

[PaCkFan_n_MD]

There are more good people in the world than bad.

[K-town]

American Idol is NOT bad karaoke judged by two has-beens and a never-was.

[Merlin]

A majority of the American population is Liberal.

[Merlin]

Dan Marino is the best quarterback in the history of the NFL

[Joemailman]

Partial should start more threads about global warming.

[retailguy]

I am warm.

Wow, thanks for the warning.... :wink:

[MJZiggy]

Just get me a blanket and I'll be fine.

I love winter.

[K-town]

Dane Cook is a really funny guy.
And I love winter, too.

[Zool]

February is the best month to live in the northern part of the US.

Winter never gets old, and you can never have too many consecutive days on negative temperatures.

I love walking a mile from my parking spot to work every morning.

This is not a bitchy post.

[GBRulz]

Slow traffic really does keep right

[Joemailman]

Tim Hardaway is a modern day Martin Luther King.

[Freak Out]

Most folks who post on Packer Fansites are NOT dork-jobs hung up on the Dixie Chicks and the number of awards they have received from greedy media corporations.

[Jimx29]

The Chargers were incredibly smart to hire Norv

[Iron Mike]

I really miss all of the drama that was evident on JSO.

[Partial]

I desperately want to make love to a school boy.

[Kiwon]

I desperately want to make love to a school boy.

Okay, sign him up! Do you want the chaps with or without the metal studs?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d6/Nambla-logo.png/300px-Nambla-logo.png

[Charles Woodson]

This thread sucks... School is amazing...

[Bretsky]

I love Charter Cable and Internet Services

I hate money

[BallHawk]

The rest of the MLB clubs should be more like the New York Yankees.

[GBRulz]

I can't wait for this huge snow storm that is coming this weekend.

[Partial]

We have another snow storm coming this weekend? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Color me excited!!!

[Charles Woodson]

I am not excited for two parties this weekend

[Badgepack]

The Badger basketball team will remain #1 in the country for the remainder of the season.

[Iron Mike]

Steven Avery is NOT guilty.

[Iron Mike]

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1306/4847113/11524454/179458073.jpg

[oregonpackfan]

I am the father of Anna Nicole's baby. :)

[Partial]

I desperately want to make love to a school boy.

Okay, sign him up! Do you want the chaps with or without the metal studs?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d6/Nambla-logo.png/300px-Nambla-logo.png


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Joemailman]

TT should trade Donald Driver for Pacman Jones.

[Charles Woodson]

I am the father of Anna Nicole's baby. :)

Pshh what are you talking about... IM Anna Nicoles babys daddy, im also her secret young husband! :D

[Jimx29]

I hope to be able to shovel 12"-15: of wet, heavy snow throughout this weekend :|

[GrnBay007]

I love shoveling snow!!! :x

at least 8 inches so far.....8-16 predicted.

[esoxx]

I like 25 mph winds in this weather. I like to be bitch-slapped.

[Zool]

I love 3 inches of snow, followed by an inch of rain, followed by 2 inches of show. Its like a shit sammich.

[Kiwon]

I don't find it sadly ironic that people are dying on icey roads throughout the Midwest while at the same time Al Gore is the odds-on favorite to win an Oscar for his science fiction movie on man-made global warming.

[Joemailman]

Kiwon is not a right wing nut case.

[BallHawk]

I didn't laugh loudly when I read Joe's above statement.

[CyclonePackFan]

It hasn't been 70 degrees and sunny here in Houston all weekend

:D

[Kiwon]

Kiwon is not a right wing nut case.

The witch from the Wizard of Oz, "I'm melting......!" Wait, that was water. Oh no, water can melt people! Hmm...there must be a new environmental industry that can be developed to profit from this.

Note to self: Remember to refrain from thinking for yourself and using common sense regarding global warming. Challenging the latest state religion might be offensive to others and invite personal attacks.

[Brando19]

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited about the Academy Awards tonight!

[Kiwon]

Al Gore did not spend $500,000 campaigning for the Best Documentary Oscar for his movie, "An Inconvenient Truth," warning the world of the dangers of man-made global warming. He is only motivated by altruistic reasons and love for his fellow man.

The DVD of his film, by the way, is now available at Amazon.com for $19.99.

[mmmdk]

Global warming is caused by humans.

You are a very environmentally enlightened person.

[mmmdk]

Intelligent Design is credible science.

LOL - you betcha :P

and religious people are not narrow sighted and prejudice.

I'd trust any religious fanatic to govern.

[mmmdk]

To end my trilogy of posts I say; I fear Rex Grossman next season.

[BallHawk]

Geoff Jenkins and Kevin Mench are highly respectable men who do their job without complaining. Kids should be more like them.

[Joemailman]

Al Gore did not spend $500,000 campaigning for the Best Documentary Oscar for his movie, "An Inconvenient Truth," warning the world of the dangers of man-made global warming. He is only motivated by altruistic reasons and love for his fellow man.

The DVD of his film, by the way, is now available at Amazon.com for $19.99.

Al Gore is the first person to ever spend money marketing a movie.

[Partial]

Intelligent Design is credible science.

LOL - you betcha :P

and religious people are not narrow sighted and prejudice.

I'd trust any religious fanatic to govern.

Hey, Intelligent design is a credible science. Good design and innovation are very undervalued by our society.

[Zool]

I am really glad I don't own a snow blower after yesterday.

[Joemailman]

I'm really glad I haven't been able to get my snowblower to start because I really needed the exercise.

[Partial]

I'm really glad I haven't been able to get my snowblower to start because I really needed the exercise.

Old gas? Change oil? is the engine turning over or not? If its not, check for hidden chunks of ice in it, or put a space heater next to it for a little bit.

It could also be the spark plug or the starter. If it turns over, it could just be a belting coming loose or stretched out or even off.

Snow throwers are very easy to fix. I think you'll be back up and running with just a little bit of work.

[PaCkFan_n_MD]

I really feel like studing for my big exam on friday.

[SkinBasket]

I have some very startling, very radical -- some might say hideous -- insights into PackerRats.com's latest equivocations. Here's my side of the story: The basal lie that underlies all of PackerRats.com's disorganized hijinks is that it is a model organization. Translation: PackerRats.com has its moral compass in tact. I doubt you need any help from me to identify the supreme idiocy of those views, but you should nevertheless be aware that I surely don't want to have to listen to PackerRats.com's evil billingsgate. The best example of this, culled from many, would have to be the time PackerRats.com tried to convert lush forests into arid deserts. Isn't it odd that the worst sorts of oligophrenic nitwits there are, whose stingy lifestyle will compromise the things that define us, including integrity, justice, love, and sharing when you least expect it, are immune from censure? Why is that? I, for one, would venture the answer has something to do with phallocentrism. To elaborate, we can divide PackerRats.com's campaigns into three categories: wrongheaded, obnoxious, and bloodthirsty.

Most people don't realize that PackerRats.com has already revealed its plans to misdirect our efforts into fighting each other rather than into understanding the nature and endurance of audacious paternalism. It revealed these plans in a manifesto bearing all of the hallmarks of having been written by a nerdy, avaricious riffraff. Not only is its manifesto entirely lacking in logic, relentlessly subjective, and thoroughly anecdotal, but PackerRats.com's claim that embracing a system of neocolonialism will make everything right with the world is not only an attack on the concept of objectivity, but an assault on the human mind. Implying that children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy candy at them is no different from implying that the laws of nature don't apply to PackerRats.com. Both statements are ludicrous. PackerRats.com contends that the Earth is flat and that, therefore, the cure for evil is more evil. This bizarre pattern of thinking leads to strange conclusions. For example, it convinces hotheaded, uneducated heretics (as distinct from the unambitious hoodwinkers who prefer to chirrup while hopping from cloud to cloud in Nephelococcygia) that the most hypocritical boneheads I've ever seen are more deserving of honor than our nation's war heroes. In reality, contrariwise, PackerRats.com has convinced a lot of people that every word that leaves its mouth is teeming with useful information. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation. In a nutshell, catty allotheism is PackerRats.com's quiddity.


(courtesy of Scott Pakin's automatic complaint-letter generator)

[Little Whiskey]

Jeff Gordon is not Gay!

[MadtownPacker]

(courtesy of Scott Pakin's automatic complaint-letter generator)In theme with the thread title....

I DIDN'T agree with this post. :)

[GBRulz]

So excited to get another foot of snow, to add to the foot and a half we just received 2 days ago !!

[Freak Out]

My balls do not itch.

[Partial]

scratch 'em in public, its a good way to meet friends.

[Joemailman]

Winter Storm Warning

/O.CON.KGRB.WS.W.0003.070301T0000Z- 070302T1200Z/ VILAS-ONEIDA-FOREST- FLORENCE-NORTHERN MARINETTE-LINCOLN- LANGLADE- MENOMINEE-NORTHERN OCONTO- DOOR-MARATHON-SHAWANO-WOOD-PORTAGE- WAUPACA-OUTAGAMIE-BROWN-KEWAUNEE- WAUSHARA-WINNEBAGO-CALUMET- MANITOWOC- SOUTHERN MARINETTE-SOUTHERN OCONTO- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...EAGLE RIVER...RHINELANDER...CRANDON... TOMAHAWK...ANTIGO...KESHENA...STURGEON BAY...WAUSAU... WISCONSIN RAPIDS... STEVENS POINT...APPLETON...GREEN BAY... ALGOMA...WAUTOMA...OSHKOSH... CHILTON...TWO RIVERS...CRIVITZ 338 PM CST WED FEB 28 2007

...WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 AM CST FRIDAY...

A WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 AM CST FRIDAY.

A TOTAL SNOWFALL OF 10 TO 20 INCHES IS EXPECTED NORTH OF A LINE FROM WAUSAU TO MARINETTE TO FISH CREEK. AREAS SOUTH OF THAT LINE WILL EXPERIENCE SOME MIXED PRECIPITATION...SO AMOUNTS SHOULD FALL IN THE 7 TO 11 INCH RANGE. THE LOWEST TOTALS ARE EXPECTED TO OCCUR OVER THE FAR SOUTHERN PART OF THE AREA...FROM WAUTOMA...TO OSHKOSH... TO MANITOWOC.

A WINTER STORM WARNING MEANS SIGNIFICANT AMOUNTS OF SNOW... SLEET... AND ICE ARE EXPECTED. VERY STRONG WINDS ARE ALSO EXPECTED. THE STORM WILL MAKE TRAVEL DIFFICULT IF NOT IMPOSSIBLE. THE SNOW IS ALSO EXPECTED TO BE OF THE WET HEAVY VARIETY...AND WILL BE VERY DIFFICULT TO SHOVEL.


I hope the storm is actually much worse than this.

[Charles Woodson]

My balls do not itch.

i absolutely love when they itch

[Kiwon]

I get no respect, no respect at all.

I've always had it tough. It started the day I was born. The doctor took one look at me and then he slapped my mother!

[Charles Woodson]

I get no respect, no respect at all.

I've always had it tough. It started the day I was born. The doctor took one look at me and then he slapped my mother!

wait so since this is the opposite thread does that mean you get respect?

[Kiwon]

I get no respect, no respect at all.

I've always had it tough. It started the day I was born. The doctor took one look at me and then he slapped my mother!

wait so since this is the opposite thread does that mean you get respect?

Ouch! Touche! :)

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!" - White Goodman (Dodgeball).

[Partial]

I get no respect, no respect at all.

I've always had it tough. It started the day I was born. The doctor took one look at me and then he slapped my mother!

wait so since this is the opposite thread does that mean you get respect?

Ouch! Touche! :)

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!" - White Goodman (Dodgeball).

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Zool]

Partial is ghetto

[Freak Out]

Wonderful weather in south central Alaska today. Reminds me of Cuba.

[Jimx29]

The Badgers are kicking UNLV asses :?

[BallHawk]

The Badgers are just going easy on them. They could beat them if they tried.

[oregonpackfan]

Greg Oden of Ohio State states he has no intentions of turning pro stating, "I don't care about the immediate riches of an NBA salary. I want the long term educational riches that come through attaining a college degree."

[Jimx29]

I am such a bad luck omen for them in the second half :)

[Joemailman]

I have not allowed the NCAA tournament to turn me into a couch potato this weekend.

[esoxx]

The Badgers BB team is an athletic bunch and didn't get exposed in the tourney.

[Bretsky]

I love UNVL

I loved watching the Badgers getting eliminated

I love Ted Thompson's during Free Agency in March

I love Doug Gotlieb

[BallHawk]

I can't wait to watch SportsCenter tonight. I'm sure Doug Gotlieb will, as always, give excellent analysis.

[Kiwon]

With TT at the helm, the Packers' free agency activity makes this the most exciting time of the year.

[Merlin]

My balls do not itch.

OMFG!

TMI Man TMI...

[Kiwon]

I'm sorry I missed the Interfaith Walk for Climate Rescue in New Hampshire

http://www.climatewalk.org/images/walkphoto31607.gif

[Freak Out]

I'm sorry I missed the Interfaith Walk for Climate Rescue in New Hampshire

http://www.climatewalk.org/images/walkphoto31607.gif

Ha ha ha!

That looks like fun!

[Jimx29]

I'm gonna believe each and every thing I read online today, paying special attention to all my emails :)

[GBRulz]

10 inches of snow expected through tomorrow? I am SOOO excited.

[Brando19]

I wish just ONE MORE credit card company would send me a letter telling my I'm pre approved. No matter how many billion of those I get a week, I read everyone of them!

[Jimx29]

I wish just ONE MORE credit card company would send me a letter telling my I'm pre approved. No matter how many billion of those I get a week, I read everyone of them!I don't

[Kiwon]

I'm sorry I missed the Interfaith Walk for Climate Rescue in New Hampshire

http://www.climatewalk.org/images/walkphoto31607.gif

Darn it! I did it again!

Why do I keep missing these marches to raise awareness about the dangers of global warming! I'm so ashamed! :cry:

http://www.drudgereport.com/gw.jpg

[Guiness]

I am not crossing off the days until something, ANYTHING, Packer related happens. No little green circles around mini-camp, draft, training camp...

[Kiwon]

I am not crossing off the days until something, ANYTHING, Packer related happens. No little green circles around mini-camp, draft, training camp...

I hear that!

Welcome back from Korea!

[Jimx29]

I'm so pissed off that a friend from a another forum who is going to Virginia tech as an engineer finally checked in this a.m.