So, whats going on?

[Partial]

Not much here.

[SkinBasket]

I'm still in ur base killing all ur doods.

[Zool]

Still moving zig, for great justice.

[SkinBasket]

It's garbage day!


And recycling too, if you're into that kind of crap.

[Zool]

With a gut like that I assume you eat wrapper and all on your food.

[SkinBasket]

http://cache.bordom.net/images/188ab86fb3970dfaeae5ea0cde609490.jpg

[SkinBasket]

Apparently there is trouble all over the internet. I found this:

February 13, 2007
the downtime posted by: Colje
Our switch had a problem which our ISP has corrected. We are sorry for the downtime.

BU Staff

[SkinBasket]

I also found this picture of a giant moth.

http://www.ctrl-freak.com/blog/uploaded_images/barnowl_2162-781786.jpg

I think he's so big because of global warming.

[the_idle_threat]

Looks like he crashed into a plate glass window a few times.

[Partial]

I've just finished off my C++ class for the day and have am done with class until 4. I suspect I will get a ton of homework done today. Any of you guys know C++ and understand dynamic memory allocation? Let me tell you, that shiz can get extremely confusing with pointers all over the place!

[swede]

I've just finished off my C++ class for the day and have am done with class until 4. I suspect I will get a ton of homework done today. Any of you guys know C++ and understand dynamic memory allocation? Let me tell you, that shiz can get extremely confusing with pointers all over the place!

Hey Partial.

You seem like a good kid so keep your chin up and keep studying.

You'll have that C + + up to a B - - in no time.

[MJZiggy]

I want beer cheese soup.

[Freak Out]

African red bush tea is nice when it's nasty cold out with a nastier north wind blowing. Heading south on Thursday...whoooot!

[BallHawk]

African red bush tea is nice when it's nasty cold out with a nastier north wind blowing. Heading south on Thursday...whoooot!

Where you heading to?

[Freak Out]

The wife and I are off to Seattle and Portland for 5 days and then on to Zona to visit the In-laws (sunbirds from freaking Minnesota!) Just a short trip to visit friends and Family as well as get the hell out of the cold for a bit.

[BallHawk]

The wife and I are off to Seattle and Portland for 5 days and then on to Zona to visit the In-laws (sunbirds from freaking Minnesota!) Just a short trip to visit friends and Family as well as get the hell out of the cold for a bit.

Anywhere should be warmer than Alaska. I have a friend that moved from Miami to Fairbanks. That's one hell of an adjustment.

Have fun on your trip, BTW.

[Freak Out]

Fairbanks is just brutal right now. Lows to -45. Miami to Fairbanks! Crazy.

Thanks.

[Partial]

I have heard Alaska is actually fairly moderate in terms of temperature.

[Freak Out]

I have heard Alaska is actually fairly moderate in terms of temperature.

Alaska is big.....Juneau is snow and 28 and Deadhorse is ice fog and -45.

[Freak Out]

Lets talk about the weather.....

http://www.arh.noaa.gov/

[GoPackGo]

I'm going snowboarding in the mountains on the Arizona/New Mexico border this weekend. 8)

[Freak Out]

I'm going snowboarding in the mountains on the Arizona/New Mexico border this weekend. 8)

Nice country.......

[GrnBay007]

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.

Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on?

This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN
8)

[BallHawk]

:D That's a good one.

[SkinBasket]

The snowplow broke my mailbox. I want blood!

[SkinBasket]

Who wants a lesbian sandwich?

[Partial]

I do! I do!

[SkinBasket]

Hmmm. That was more of a rhetorical question, but here you go:

http://www.nude18girl.com/deep/fat-lesbian/img/tb_008.jpg

Get on in there! I think there's more than enough room for some mayo too.

[Little Whiskey]

I'm about to take leave for my a company meeting. Damn 1-1/2 drive.

maybe this belongs in the rant thread.....my appologies

[mraynrand]

Who wants a lesbian sandwich?

Bretsky

[Iron Mike]

...I think Marvin Gaye wants to know the same thing:
http://www.klangundkleid.ch/img/covers/2005-9-23-12-41-26-whats-going-on.jpg

[Zool]

I cant believe I am linking this. Its in my top 5 of worst songs ever written.

http://www.a-cd.de/images/articles/fournonblondesbigger.jpg

But its relatively funny.

[SkinBasket]

The snowplow broke my mailbox. I want blood!

Those fuckers from the village actually fixed the fucking thing. Who says taxes are a waste of money? See, I paid the fucker who plowed over the mailbox, and I just paid the fucker who came and fixed it. Where's the waste in that?

[Partial]

...I think Marvin Gaye wants to know the same thing:
http://www.klangundkleid.ch/img/covers/2005-9-23-12-41-26-whats-going-on.jpg

Marvin Gaye kind of looks like Jerome Bettis. Anyone else see it?

[SkinBasket]

http://lotusart.de/stills/Snake.jpg

[SkinBasket]

http://www.dars-barn.com/images/2horses.gif

So beautiful...

[Charles Woodson]

Btw i dont know if anyones saw it, but Reno 911 was hilarious, but of course thats coming from someone who likes these types of crude, flat out wrong movies 8)

[GrnBay007]

Catholic Humor

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest,
"I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then
I stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail
Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then
walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to
leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw
that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and
according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"

>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


An elderly man walks into a confessional.
The following conversation ensues:

Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years,
many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I
picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where
I had sex with each of them three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody."

[SkinBasket]

There's fucking paper everywhere.

[Zool]

I guess I've never used fucking paper.

[Partial]

You should try it, it really allows you to last a lot longer.

[SkinBasket]

My fucking cat just puked again, which is no big surprise when you own a cat. Little slut is worse than Mary Kate and Ashley.

So, other cat owners out there, how often do you get the pleasure of cleaning up your cat's regurgitation?

[Charles Woodson]

My fucking cat just puked again, which is no big surprise when you own a cat. Little slut is worse than Mary Kate and Ashley.

So, other cat owners out there, how often do you get the pleasure of cleaning up your cat's regurgitation?

well whenever i see my cat puke i avoid it and pretend like its not there. Then wait for mom to clean it up

but the problem with my damn cat is that we put it on wet food as apposed to all he can it dry, and so once he has his can of wet he starts meowing for more. So we get tired and give him some dry. He scarfs it done and then the next morning pukes it right back up

[SkinBasket]

My fucking cat just puked again, which is no big surprise when you own a cat. Little slut is worse than Mary Kate and Ashley.

So, other cat owners out there, how often do you get the pleasure of cleaning up your cat's regurgitation?

well whenever i see my cat puke i avoid it and pretend like its not there. Then wait for mom to clean it up

but the problem with my damn cat is that we put it on wet food as apposed to all he can it dry, and so once he has his can of wet he starts meowing for more. So we get tired and give him some dry. He scarfs it done and then the next morning pukes it right back up

you're a lot like my cat.

[MJZiggy]

When my dog needs to barf she goes over by the door. I let her out and she barfs out in the yard.

[SkinBasket]

When my dog needs to barf she goes over by the door. I let her out and she barfs out in the yard.

I had a dog. She's was a bitch, so I sold her to some people in Port Washington.

[SkinBasket]

When my dog needs to barf she goes over by the door. I let her out and she barfs out in the yard.

I had a dog. She's was a bitch, so I sold her to some people in Port Washington.


OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.

[SkinBasket]

Yes, I've been drinking.

[SkinBasket]

And no, there is nothign wrong with that.

[SkinBasket]

Who wants to dance?

[SkinBasket]

by dance, I mean fight!

[SkinBasket]

Fuck it, i'm too sleepy to fight.

[SkinBasket]

i wish West Vurginia would just fucking lose so I can watch Marquette.

[MJZiggy]

When my dog needs to barf she goes over by the door. I let her out and she barfs out in the yard.

I had a dog. She's was a bitch, so I sold her to some people in Port Washington.

Aren't girl dogs supposed to be bitches?
Drinking. There's an idea.

[SkinBasket]

When my dog needs to barf she goes over by the door. I let her out and she barfs out in the yard.

I had a dog. She's was a bitch, so I sold her to some people in Port Washington.

Aren't girl dogs supposed to be bitches?
Drinking. There's an idea.

She wasn't doing so well with not being the center of attention with our kid being about 2 now and with another due tomorrow, she wasn't going to make it. Pissing and shitting all over the house. Best for all parties if she just moved on to some dog-freak household.

[MJZiggy]

Been there--done that, but it was a cat.

[MJZiggy]

Oh, and good luck with that whole baby thing.

http://trouble.philadelphiaweekly.com/archives/cigar%20bands.jpg

[Partial]

Oh, and good luck with that whole baby thing.

http://trouble.philadelphiaweekly.com/archives/cigar%20bands.jpg


I don't think the baby should smoke. I hear its bad for you. Time will tell, though.

[SkinBasket]

Oh, and good luck with that whole baby thing.

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I don't think the baby should smoke. I hear its bad for you. Time will tell, though.

You can smoke dildos?

[Partial]

Oh, and good luck with that whole baby thing.

[image that causes mozilla to crash when you quote a reply]x[./img]


I don't think the baby should smoke. I hear its bad for you. Time will tell, though.

You can smoke dildos?

Certainly

[MJZiggy]

Oh, and good luck with that whole baby thing.

[image that causes mozilla to crash when you quote a reply]x[./img]


I don't think the baby should smoke. I hear its bad for you. Time will tell, though.

You can smoke dildos?
Yeah. Who knew??

[Bretsky]

Who wants a lesbian sandwich?


:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :thank: :thank: :thank: :thank: :thank: :hug: :hug:

[Bretsky]

I'm mentally exhausted. The mortgage industry is normally slow in March.
This is the busiest month I've had in the past five years.

[Joemailman]

You're probably all wondering what I decided to give up for Lent. Porn.

[Bretsky]

You're probably all wondering what I decided to give up for Lent. Porn.


I gave up on porn too; started last night.....it's like a 24 hour fast...it's about 24 hours now....lol :lol:

[Joemailman]

Just remember, grailism isn't porn. It's art.

[Partial]

I'm mentally exhausted. The mortgage industry is normally slow in March.
This is the busiest month I've had in the past five years.

But as a commission salesmen wouldn't you be ecstatic?

[Bretsky]

I'm mentally exhausted. The mortgage industry is normally slow in March.
This is the busiest month I've had in the past five years.

But as a commission salesmen wouldn't you be ecstatic?


Yes, this month and next I can definitely afford two wives.....LOL

[justanotherpackfan]

Partial, you know quite a bit about computers, correct? How safe is paying over the internet using a credit card and giving other personal information if the website is encrypted?

[BallHawk]

Partial, you know quite a bit about computers, correct? How safe is paying over the internet using a credit card and giving other personal information if the website is encrypted?

It depends. What site are you using? If you are using a mainstream site than you should be fine. However, if you're going through the back alleys of the internet I'd watch out.

[Partial]

Partial, you know quite a bit about computers, correct? How safe is paying over the internet using a credit card and giving other personal information if the website is encrypted?

If its a legit company that you've seen in stores it should be alright. Make sure you google the store name first and read up on them a bit first. There are many, many, many stores that are totally fake and just scam people out of cash.

If the deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

It's perfectly safe in terms of technology. Make sure the site has SSL, which you can tell by looking in the bottom right corner of the screen for a lock.

I've ordered online many, many times. You have to be smart, though. Cardinal rules are make sure you know what the company is, and if you've never heard of them search for reviews of the store and peoples shopping experiences, and to realize that if it sounds too good to be true, that it probably is.

[justanotherpackfan]

Partial, you know quite a bit about computers, correct? How safe is paying over the internet using a credit card and giving other personal information if the website is encrypted?

If its a legit company that you've seen in stores it should be alright. Make sure you google the store name first and read up on them a bit first. There are many, many, many stores that are totally fake and just scam people out of cash.

If the deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

It's perfectly safe in terms of technology. Make sure the site has SSL, which you can tell by looking in the bottom right corner of the screen for a lock.

I've ordered online many, many times. You have to be smart, though. Cardinal rules are make sure you know what the company is, and if you've never heard of them search for reviews of the store and peoples shopping experiences, and to realize that if it sounds too good to be true, that it probably is.
Well, these aren't really stores you'd see in person. I need to purchase my Marathon entry form off of Active.com and I was planning on buying gel caps from succeedscaps.com. They both have privacy policies and are encrypted and yes, I do believe they have SSL's.

[BallHawk]

Both sites look fine to me.

[Partial]

Go for it.

[justanotherpackfan]

Both sites look fine to me.
Yeah, I think it's ok.

[Joemailman]

I was just over checking out the JSO Forum. To say the quality of posters has declined would be charitable. Sort of reminded me of when the NFL decided to use replacement players.

[justanotherpackfan]

Go for it.
Done, no turning back now. I officially registered for the Mad City Marathon. I waited so long to register to see if I could do it but now that I've got 300+ miles under my belt I know I can do this. Only 2 more months 'till the big day.

[Partial]

Go for it.
Done, no turning back now. I officially registered for the Mad City Marathon. I waited so long to register to see if I could do it but now that I've got 300+ miles under my belt I know I can do this. Only 2 more months 'till the big day.

Go get 'em. Thats awesome man!!

[MJZiggy]

Hope ya win JAPF!!

[justanotherpackfan]

Hope ya win JAPF!!
Thanks everyone.

I don't think that's going to happen but hopefully I win my age group (19 and under) which makes up about 2% of the whole field.