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LL2
04-02-2007, 11:15 AM
This is the thread to see who can reveal Patler’s identity. A “Where in the world is Patler?” thread.

I say he will pop up the week of the draft at JSO. A guy in his mid 30’s, wearing glasses.
swede
04-02-2007, 11:58 AM
I think it was funny that when he moved here to PR he tried to disguise his identity.

His intelligent and rational posting outed him pretty quickly.

He will leave a trail of statistical anlysis wherever he goes and sooner or later one of us WILL find him. May the hunt for Patler begin!
oregonpackfan
04-02-2007, 04:23 PM
This is the thread to see who can reveal Patler’s identity. A “Where in the world is Patler?” thread.

I say he will pop up the week of the draft at JSO. A guy in his mid 30’s, wearing glasses.

Another question is "Does Patler wear the same outfit as Waldo?"
Charles Woodson
04-02-2007, 07:45 PM
A guy in his mid 30’s, wearing glasses.

Aha, thats exactly how id picture him.
BallHawk
04-03-2007, 09:44 AM
I say he will pop up the week of the draft at JSO. A guy in his mid 30’s, wearing glasses.

Hmmm.... I always thought of him as a guy with tight spandex pants, tank top with his muscles bulging out, always with a calculator in hand.

Patler, can you help us resolve this once and for all? :wink:
MadtownPacker
04-03-2007, 11:29 AM
I think you guys are way off on Patler's age. I imagine he is 50+.
MJZiggy
04-03-2007, 11:40 AM
I imagine he's never gonna tell us.. :)
Partial
04-03-2007, 11:41 AM
I think you guys are way off on Patler's age. I imagine he is 50+.

I'd say older than that. I'd say he is retired. He has an incredible amount of packer knowledge dating back many, many moons.
red
04-03-2007, 01:10 PM
patler = ron wolf

duh
BallHawk
04-03-2007, 01:14 PM
patler = ron wolf

duh

Damn, why didn't I think of that? :D
MJZiggy
04-03-2007, 02:04 PM
patler = ron wolf

duh

Now THAT I'd believe!!
Rastak
04-03-2007, 08:26 PM
He's gonna get a big head.....

:wink:
Joemailman
04-03-2007, 08:33 PM
Patler doing his salary cap calculations:

http://investorial.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/einstein-compound-interest-rule-of-72.jpg
HarveyWallbangers
04-03-2007, 09:05 PM
Nice! I imagine him looking like this:

http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes-77/OhGod7.jpeg
MJZiggy
04-03-2007, 09:38 PM
So much for a big head... :P
Patler
04-03-2007, 10:08 PM
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Harlan Huckleby
04-08-2007, 02:41 AM
http://www.fpp.co.uk/online/04/01/images/George_Will_2.jpg

Sorry Patler, I can't keep a secret.