Keith Richards - "I snorted my father."

[Kiwon]

Ever wondered how to age your body to make yourself look 30 years older than you are? - it called drug abuse. That's D-R-U-G . A-B-U-S-E for the presently stoned.

Keith Richards always looks ready for the next "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie, no make up necessary (He plays Jack Sparrow's dad in the next one). What's his secret? A little drink, a little cocaine, snorting your father's ashes, falling on your face from a coconut tree in Fiji. More drink, more coke.....you get the picture
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LONDON (AP) - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.
In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.
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http://img.breitbart.com/images/2007/4/3/D8O9AFO01/D8O9AFO01_preview.jpg

[TPF]

Wow, talk about respect for the dead. :roll:

[Mazzin]

Do you honeslty doing a drug such as weed can make you age THAT much faster? :huh:

[MJZiggy]

I think Mr. Richards might have had a tad more than just weed in his days...

[Kiwon]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Keith-Richards-Photograph-C10110476.jpeg

http://www.altmanphoto.com/keith_richards_portrait_sm.jpg

[Mazzin]

I understand that, i was stoned when i read it, and it scared me, but now im comming down haha thanks

[packinpatland]

Only Keith......................

[oregonpackfan]

When he snorted his Dad was he singing, "I can't get no satisfaction...?" :)

[Brando19]

Well at least he'll never lose his dad's smell.

[Jimx29]

Do you honeslty doing a drug such as weed can make you age THAT much faster? :huh:I dunno, but I have noticed stoners tend to omit words now and again http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/numbnutz/smilies/SMILIE_joint.gif

[MadtownPacker]

HAHAHAHA! This guy is too much! Damn, when I saw the title of the thread I didnt really think he had done it.

[GoPackGo]

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=257180&GT1=7702


now he is denying it :wink:

[Freak Out]

Richards is a classic. Ozzy snorting live ants and now Richards snorting his dad cut with some blow.
Speaking of Richards...did anyone else get to see the Rolling Stones Circus while it was on PBS last month? Great show.

[oregonpackfan]

In the 2006 Super Bowl show, I was impressed with how Mick Jagger was still strutting around on stage for a guy his age.

In some ways, Jagger is like the Energizer Bunny, he just keeps going, and going...

[Jimx29]

bogus story:
http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=257180&GT1=7702

[Kiwon]

Ha, Ha. :D

The PUBLICIST for the Rolling Stones claims that Richards was joking, not Richards himself.

Once the record execs saw that the story got legs and was picked up by the world's major media outlets, they had to act fast to deflect criticism. They will say anything to protect their bottom line. The Stones are still one of the top grossing groups year in and year out.

The reason the story spread is because everybody believes that Keith Richards did exactly what he said he did. If he had been joking, he would have said so right there in the interview. Just look at the guy! 63 going on 93! Richards told the truth and made the mistake of giving a candid answer in an interview. The lie was on the publicist's part.

BTW - The reports are that he was so drunk while filming the new "Pirates" movie that the crew had to hold down his feet and legs during some scenes.

It's all too funny!

[GrnBay007]

In some ways, Jagger is like the Energizer Bunny, he just keeps going, and going...

coke has a way of doing that. :wink:

[Kiwon]

Seriously, these guys make some great music, but they should donate their bodies to science.

They'd make perfect pieces in the "Body Worlds" exhibit.

Do some creative carving, plastinate their bodies, pose them with their instruments, and then give school kids a tour, "This is a normal human body. Over here are examples of what years of drug abuse does to the brain, heart, liver, kidneys, and pancreas."

[Zool]

In some ways, Jagger is like the Energizer Bunny, he just keeps going, and going...

coke has a way of doing that. :wink:Its prolly all the caffeine. :roll: