Joemailman
04-26-2007, 10:50 PM
NFL's New Code Of Conduct
By introducing his new Code Of Conduct and suspending "Pacman" Jones for the entire 2007 season, Commissioner Goodell has sent the strong message that bad behavior in professional football will no longer be tolerated. Onion Sports runs down some of the particulars of the new code:
To discourage players from associating with known felons, the Bengals–Ravens games on Sept. 10 and Nov. 11 have been canceled, and neither team will be allowed to play the Raiders for the foreseeable future
Each team will be visited by an expert who will help players learn when hitting others will be rewarded and when it will be punished
If everyone knows a football player stabbed somebody but no one will admit to it, Goodell is willing to send the whole league to jail just to send a message
Players not participating in the Thanksgiving Day games must watch them at home while eating turkey with their families, instead of raping women and murdering people
If any player is found to be in possession or under the influence of illegal drugs, the NFL will not get mad, just disappointed—a penalty most players find 1,000 times worse
At least once a month, all players must show evidence of sharing and/or caring
Though a friend or relative's engagement should be celebrated, excessive celebration will be punishable by a $100,000 fine
Although the new conduct policy will be extremely stringent, players will be required to fabricate stories and boast about their potential for violence to maintain the NFL's street cred
By introducing his new Code Of Conduct and suspending "Pacman" Jones for the entire 2007 season, Commissioner Goodell has sent the strong message that bad behavior in professional football will no longer be tolerated. Onion Sports runs down some of the particulars of the new code:
To discourage players from associating with known felons, the Bengals–Ravens games on Sept. 10 and Nov. 11 have been canceled, and neither team will be allowed to play the Raiders for the foreseeable future
Each team will be visited by an expert who will help players learn when hitting others will be rewarded and when it will be punished
If everyone knows a football player stabbed somebody but no one will admit to it, Goodell is willing to send the whole league to jail just to send a message
Players not participating in the Thanksgiving Day games must watch them at home while eating turkey with their families, instead of raping women and murdering people
If any player is found to be in possession or under the influence of illegal drugs, the NFL will not get mad, just disappointed—a penalty most players find 1,000 times worse
At least once a month, all players must show evidence of sharing and/or caring
Though a friend or relative's engagement should be celebrated, excessive celebration will be punishable by a $100,000 fine
Although the new conduct policy will be extremely stringent, players will be required to fabricate stories and boast about their potential for violence to maintain the NFL's street cred