packinpatland
07-31-2007, 05:04 PM
Subject: Water or wine
WATER or WINE (or any other alcoholic liquid) In a number of
carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we
drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E.coli) bacteria found
in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shit.
WATER or WINE (or any other alcoholic liquid) In a number of
carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we
drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E.coli) bacteria found
in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shit.