OT: Scourge of the NFL, Part Deux

[K-town]

After spending 7 hours and 54 minutes without a luxurious man-accessory at her side, Paris Hilton has landed former USC quarterback Matt Leinart. The aspiring singer recently split with Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos after learning he would be unavailable for the promotional tour of her shitty album this summer.

Remember when we played Chicago on a Monday night in 2003, and Paris Chlamydia (oops, I mean, Hilton) was seen ogling her man-toy Brian Urlacher from the brand new luxury boxes of Soldier Field? If she does for Leinart what she did for Urlacher (probable STDs, two years of nagging injuries, etc.), Matt's career might be over before it starts.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Good stuff.

[GrnBay007]

Can you imagine how Matt's Mom feels about now?

"Get your paws off my baby, you hussy!"

[VegasPackFan]

Someone needs to hook her up with the rest of the Bears.

[billy_oliver880]

Aren't these guys smart enough to stay away from the trash? :roll:

[HarveyWallbangers]

Bears play the Cards twice this year (preseason and regular season). Hopefully, Ulracher will be able to pass on tips to Leinart. He's going to need them.

[Fritz]

Come on, why so rough? Leinart seems like the kind of guy who wants the limelight, and Paris Hilton is famous for being, well, famous, so why not? She's a bit thin for my taste, but if he likes her or what she stands for, why not? It wouldn't fly in GB, but maybe that Hollywood stuff would work out in Arizona.

[GrnBay007]

.....a touchy subject Matt should never bring up:


Paris Hilton believed in Santa till age 17
Tuesday Nov 22 09:00 AEDT
Paris Hilton says she believed in Father Christmas until she was 17.

The Simple Life star, 24, says she only discovered the truth when a pal revealed there was no such person.

She said: "I believed in Santa Claus until I was 17 when some mean person told me it wasn't true.

[MJZiggy]

What does Paris Hilton stand for?

[K-town]

What does Paris Hilton stand for?

Philisophically, I believe Paris Hilton has taken the stand that the English language can be reduced to two words: "hot" and "awesome."

My fear is that she will someday be so rife with STDs that I will contract herpes merely by looking at her picture on the cover of US Weekly as I stand in line at the grocery store.

And this is who Matt Leinart has chosen as his paramour.
And this is why I yell "Paris Hilton" every time Urlacher's name is called when he makes a play on the field.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Leinart said they were "just friends."

[Scott Campbell]

.....a touchy subject Matt should never bring up:


Paris Hilton believed in Santa till age 17
Tuesday Nov 22 09:00 AEDT
Paris Hilton says she believed in Father Christmas until she was 17.

The Simple Life star, 24, says she only discovered the truth when a pal revealed there was no such person.

She said: "I believed in Santa Claus until I was 17 when some mean person told me it wasn't true.


And what's wrong with that? I still believe.

[Scott Campbell]

Think he watched her audition tape?

[billy_oliver880]

Think he watched her audition tape?

Who hasn't?

[GrnBay007]

Think he watched her audition tape?

Who hasn't?


Me!

what is it?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Think he watched her audition tape?

Who hasn't?

Ted Thompson.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Think he watched her audition tape?

Who hasn't?


Me!

what is it?

tommy lee and pam aderson part 2.

[MJZiggy]

Me either. Do I even want to know?

[GrnBay007]

Oh

[billy_oliver880]

Me either. Do I even want to know?

Ya but she really sucks at it. :shock: :lol:

[GrnBay007]

Ok the draft is over and the popular thread of the night is paris hilton. We need help!! How are we going to get through the months before the season starts?? :shock:

[Scott Campbell]

Ok the draft is over and the popular thread of the night is paris hilton. We need help!! How are we going to get through the months before the season starts?? :shock:

I hear you can play sheepshead these days on Yahoo!

[K-town]

Ok the draft is over and the popular thread of the night is paris hilton. We need help!! How are we going to get through the months before the season starts?? :shock:

Minicamp starts on Friday.
And because we have a new coach, we'll have more than the usual amount of minicamps and off-season team activities.
Thank goodness.

[MJZiggy]

Except for the fact that they're closed to the public--as in ME! :mad:

I get there once a year and they don't even have the decency to roll out the welcome mat for me.

[Scott Campbell]

Ok the draft is over and the popular thread of the night is paris hilton. We need help!! How are we going to get through the months before the season starts?? :shock:

Didn't someone used to do Packer trivia?

[GoPackGo]

http://blog.dreamwiz.com/usr/q/k/qkralswjd1/1/Paris%20Hilton%20_maxim_pic_2623.jpg

This is why Matt Lienart is dating Paris Hilton, not to mention she can afford any cure to any disease on earth. You guys need to shake yourself

[K-town]

http://blog.dreamwiz.com/usr/q/k/qkralswjd1/1/Paris%20Hilton%20_maxim_pic_2623.jpg

This is why Matt Lienart is dating Paris Hilton, not to mention she can afford any cure to any disease on earth. You guys need to shake yourself

Because she HAS every disease on earth.

[GoPackGo]

any cure to any disease on earth. [/b]You guys need to shake yourself

Because she HAS every disease on earth.

Can I get a confirmation on that?

P.S. Nicky Hilton is the hotter Hilton

[Guiness]

posting on a Paris thread. Yup, officially bored.

Ever seen 'before' pictures of Paris? Pretty pedestrian.

Apparently, she can also afford any plastic surgery known to man. I suspect, like her kindred spirit Micheal Jackson, he bone structure will eventually rebel.

[MJZiggy]

Isn't that kind of an old picture? I could swear she's at least 10-15 lbs. skinnier than that.