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oregonpackfan
09-20-2007, 10:46 AM
Why men don't write advice columns...

Dear Mel:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband
in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the
road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.
I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe
my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love
to her.
I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.
When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and
heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd
carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she
awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting
to break free when I ca me back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any
clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the
past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months
ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love
him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become
increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk





Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of
faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel
line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the
inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that
the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carbur etor
float chamber.
I hope this helps.

Mel

packinpatland
09-20-2007, 11:10 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: !!!!!!

mraynrand
09-20-2007, 11:28 AM
Why men don't write advice columns...

Dear Mel:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband
in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the
road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.
I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe
my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love
to her.


That was fast. The neighbor must have been waiting outside for the wife to leave.