Yea!! Got me some new underwear today

[Jimx29]

..........well, new to me anyway





Emo Phillips

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[Harlan Huckleby]

"I used to be afraid of beautiful women. Until one day a beautiful woman told me she was afraid of me too."

[MJZiggy]

"I used to be afraid of beautiful women. Until one day a beautiful woman told me she was afraid of me too."

That's only because your stalking had gotten threatening and out of hand...which should explain that restraining order. :shock:

[Harlan Huckleby]

My girldfriend said, "Emo, I'm seeing another man." I said, "Well, try rubbing your eyes or something."

Well, the next day I caught her in bed with this other guy. I was crushed. I said, "Get off me, you two!"

[Jimx29]

"I'm learning to speak Cuban. It's a lot like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items"

[Harlan Huckleby]

When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!"
One day when they were away, I went to the door and opened it... and I saw ..... birds ... and trees...

[K-town]

So I was at the tennis court and this pretty girl asked me if I wanted to double up. So I said yes, and then she KICKED me in the groin.

[Cheesehead Craig]

So I saw this beautiful woman at the bar and I went up to her and said "Hello my sexy Babylonian whore"

[Cheesehead Craig]

Dola,
I was looking to buy my girlfriend a present and she said "Just buy me something expensive that I don't need". So I signed her up for radiation treatment.

[Harlan Huckleby]

So a man from the electric company came and read my meter today.

Whatever happened to the classics!?