View Full Version : Yea!! Got me some new underwear today
Jimx29
10-18-2007, 09:29 PM
..........well, new to me anyway
Emo Phillips
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Harlan Huckleby
10-18-2007, 10:52 PM
"I used to be afraid of beautiful women. Until one day a beautiful woman told me she was afraid of me too."
MJZiggy
10-18-2007, 11:07 PM
"I used to be afraid of beautiful women. Until one day a beautiful woman told me she was afraid of me too."
That's only because your stalking had gotten threatening and out of hand...which should explain that restraining order. :shock:
Harlan Huckleby
10-18-2007, 11:37 PM
My girldfriend said, "Emo, I'm seeing another man." I said, "Well, try rubbing your eyes or something."
Well, the next day I caught her in bed with this other guy. I was crushed. I said, "Get off me, you two!"
Jimx29
10-18-2007, 11:41 PM
"I'm learning to speak Cuban. It's a lot like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items"
Harlan Huckleby
10-18-2007, 11:49 PM
When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!"
One day when they were away, I went to the door and opened it... and I saw ..... birds ... and trees...
K-town
10-19-2007, 09:50 AM
So I was at the tennis court and this pretty girl asked me if I wanted to double up. So I said yes, and then she KICKED me in the groin.
Cheesehead Craig
10-19-2007, 10:05 AM
So I saw this beautiful woman at the bar and I went up to her and said "Hello my sexy Babylonian whore"
Cheesehead Craig
10-19-2007, 10:18 AM
Dola,
I was looking to buy my girlfriend a present and she said "Just buy me something expensive that I don't need". So I signed her up for radiation treatment.
Harlan Huckleby
10-19-2007, 10:28 AM
So a man from the electric company came and read my meter today.
Whatever happened to the classics!?
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