The Turd Twister.....

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The Turd Twister is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs, and it comes with a hilarious instruction manual. It's just a joke of course, and it's good for hours of laughter!

http://www.turdtwister.com/graphics/design-features.gif

http://www.turdtwister.com/

http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/Turd_twister/twister.html


The Turd Twister allows us to reuse one of our most abundant resources. Why waste money and raw materials creating modeling clay when we can easily tap an endless supply of ass Play-Doh? Millions of turds are going to waste every day. With the Turd Twister, we can reuse them.

The problem is, that's really gross.

Too Funny! :lol:

[Harlan Huckleby]

I suppose when you're no using it for bathroom crafts it can double as a nifty cake decorator.

[Joemailman]

I would probably wash it first. But hey, multi-tasking is very popular these days.

[the_idle_threat]

Is it dishwasher safe?