Brainerd
11-08-2007, 03:15 PM
When TT has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
TT lost his virginity before his dad did.
On the 7th day, God rested.... TT took over.
TT invented water.
TT is Luke Skywalker's real father.
TT pees in a can and sells it as redbull.
TT knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
TT can touch MC Hammer.
There is no such thing as tornados. TT just hates trailer parks.
TT can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
TT is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for TT.
TT wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
TT can divide by zero.
TT lost his virginity before his dad did.
On the 7th day, God rested.... TT took over.
TT invented water.
TT is Luke Skywalker's real father.
TT pees in a can and sells it as redbull.
TT knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
TT can touch MC Hammer.
There is no such thing as tornados. TT just hates trailer parks.
TT can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
TT is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for TT.
TT wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
TT can divide by zero.