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Brainerd
11-08-2007, 03:15 PM
When TT has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

TT lost his virginity before his dad did.

On the 7th day, God rested.... TT took over.

TT invented water.

TT is Luke Skywalker's real father.

TT pees in a can and sells it as redbull.

TT knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

TT can touch MC Hammer.

There is no such thing as tornados. TT just hates trailer parks.

TT can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

TT is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for TT.

TT wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

TT can divide by zero.
Joemailman
11-08-2007, 05:00 PM
Yes, but can he eat a brat while guzzling an ice cold Leinie's at the same time?
RashanGary
11-08-2007, 05:25 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
PackerTimer
11-08-2007, 05:31 PM
ROFL. Just what I needed on a dreary Thursday.
MadtownPacker
11-08-2007, 11:20 PM
I can't believe TT didn't invent the Internet.
VegasPackFan
11-09-2007, 12:24 AM
Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read TT's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.

Withholding information from TT is now classified as a suicide attempt.

TT can torture you into giving up information you do not possess.

TT always tests positive for steroids. Not that he uses steroids. It's because steroids are made from TT!
cpk1994
11-09-2007, 07:26 AM
TT is actually dead. God just hasn't had the heart to tell him.
MTPackerfan
11-09-2007, 10:02 AM
funny stuff :lol:
Joemailman
11-09-2007, 05:34 PM
TT before his hair turned gray:

http://blondin.chez.tiscali.fr/josey5.jpg
Freak Out
11-09-2007, 05:50 PM
Ok guys....I think TT had done a pretty good job so far and deserves praise for it but please get off your knees. His work is no where near done.
RashanGary
11-09-2007, 05:56 PM
Back the **** off TT, OK.


GODDD, we're 7-1, WTF is wrong with you???

:) :)