J-Walk wants 84

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Broncos / Walker may try to acquire No. 84 from Duke
Thu, 11 May 2006 06:43:43 -0700

PackersNews.com reports Denver Broncos WR Javon Walker say he may seek his No. 84 jersey number from Broncos' TE Wesley Duke. "I was told there was a young man in NFL Europe right now who was holding that number, so maybe sooner or later I'll try to give him a call and see if I can bribe him out of that number," Walker said. Walker's bonus money should allow him the means to buy the number, but Walker is not sure he'll offer money at first. "Yeah, but I don't think I'll offer him any of that," Walker retorted. "I might invite him over to my house. Yeah, he can come over and chill, hang out."


Ass.

[MateoInMex]

LOL.

I'm sure Duke was really thrilled!!!! This guy better not give Wonderlic his jersey...I imagine couple of his conversations after hearing the news probably went like this.

Duke: "Really? He really likes me? He invited me to his house, to chill..you know... hang out? Grill me a steak and give me a cold beer? All I have to do is give up my number to a whiny bitch? WOW!!!This is the greatest day of my life!!!!! I think I'm going to hit the showers and rub one out while imagining the two of us dancing nude around the Coleman with a fruity drink in our hands!!!!!"

Duke: "Hello, mom!!!! I'm good, yea..it's a struggle. I'm in Europe hoping to make the team, but get this...an overpaid 42-million dollar whiny JOTO wants my jersey number. He even said he'll bribe me with a steak and a beer!!!! I know!!! I soiled myself too!!!! Things are lookin' up mom...this is an omen!!! With this luck, I will be guy #759 to pump Jasmine St. Claire!!!! Finally, my hard work has paid off in the NFL...I will be the guy who was bruised anally for receiving a steak and a beer from a 42 million dollar tighta$$!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I see the light at the end of the tunnel, gone are the days of me being the last guy to eat the crackers!!!! YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

[Deputy Nutz]

Duke was pretty excited. You know, if that was a Kansas City cut Ribeye I would be just as excited!!!

[MateoInMex]

Unless it had something to do with hookers and booze, I'd tell Walker to go f*** himself!

[MadtownPacker]

[quote="MateoInMex"]I will be guy #759 to pump Jasmine St. Claire!!!!/quote]

LMFAO!!! Classic!

[MateoInMex]

Madtown, is Jasmine St. Claire still around? Without getting tooo much off topic, I wouldn't give up my jersey number without making that coddled Joto fork over a truckload of money...followed by an all paid $5 Filipino basket f**k that made the bars outside Kenina AFB famous!

St. Claire was the hottest chick around in the world of porno. After her last mega hit "Gang Bang #6, I totally lost respect for her when 3/4's of the way through the film, she started complaining and asked for a bucket of ice to ice down her swollen panocha!!

The world of porno really threw me a curveball that day, it was almost like PORN had a sudden attack of morals.

I was so disgusted, for a while I couldn't look at a box of Saltine crackers without getting the instant rage to kick that box of crackers down the apartment stairs!!!

No, no, no!!!! You get back out there my little hottie soldier, lie down and finish off the other 200 guys that are in line waiting to get a piece!!!!

[billy_oliver880]

Madtown, is Jasmine St. Claire still around? Without getting tooo much off topic, I wouldn't give up my jersey number without making that coddled Joto fork over a truckload of money...followed by an all paid $5 Filipino basket f**k that made the bars outside Kenina AFB famous!

St. Claire was the hottest chick around in the world of porno. After her last mega hit "Gang Bang #6, I totally lost respect for her when 3/4's of the way through the film, she started complaining and asked for a bucket of ice to ice down her swollen panocha!!

The world of porno really threw me a curveball that day, it was almost like PORN had a sudden attack of morals.

I was so disgusted, for a while I couldn't look at a box of Saltine crackers without getting the instant rage to kick that box of crackers down the apartment stairs!!!

No, no, no!!!! You get back out there my little hottie soldier, lie down and finish off the other 200 guys that are in line waiting to get a piece!!!!

:lol: :lol: Thats rich.

[Little Whiskey]

mateo, slow down i can hardly breath. i am laughing so hard from that last post. the whole office is in an uproar!!