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Jimx29
11-21-2007, 12:36 PM
Baby moose 12 hours old - Born in the middle of downtown Naubinway, Mi.

August 3, 2007

n my 33 years in Michigan's Upper Peninsula, I have never seen a newborn baby moose. This one was not even a half mile from our house. The mother picked a small quiet neighbor and had her baby in the front yard just off of US 2,at 5:30 am. Allen and I were out bike riding when we came upon the pair. The lady across the street from this house told us she saw it being born. We saw them at 5:30 PM. So the little one was 12 hours old. What an awesome place we live in to see such a site.
Carla Jo
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MJZiggy
11-21-2007, 12:42 PM
That is SOOOOO cute!!!

Partial
11-21-2007, 12:48 PM
very cute. I am a sucker for animals.

Jimx29
11-21-2007, 12:52 PM
So i suppose it wouldn't be proper to ask if there is anything such as "moose veal"? :?:

hoosier
11-21-2007, 01:30 PM
very cute. I am a sucker for animals.

You and the baby moose both. But that's a pretty skinny mommy moose, she doesn't look anything like a 24/7 milk bar. Bad luck for baby moose.

the_idle_threat
11-21-2007, 01:42 PM
very cute. I am a sucker for animals.

You and the baby moose both.

:rs:

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So i suppose it wouldn't be proper to ask if there is anything such as "moose veal"?

I was thinking the same thing, Numb. :satan: Baby animals are very cute, and some are very tasty too. :lol:

oregonpackfan
11-21-2007, 01:45 PM
Great pictures! I have heard stories of wild animals attacking humans when a human gets too close to a newborn. I hope you did not have any problems with the mother moose.

the_idle_threat
11-21-2007, 01:49 PM
I was thinking that too, OPF. I'm guessing they aren't using that front door for the time being. Better not order a pizza. The pizza man might not see mama moose in the dark, and SURPRISE!!! I wonder what the mail carrier is doing with their mail.

Scott Campbell
11-21-2007, 02:45 PM
Great pictures! I have heard stories of wild animals attacking humans when a human gets too close to a newborn. I hope you did not have any problems with the mother moose.


Whoever took that pic put themselves where I sure wouldn't. Moose are dangerous as hell - even without baby Bullwinkle sitting there.

LaFours
11-21-2007, 02:55 PM
Great pictures! I have heard stories of wild animals attacking humans when a human gets too close to a newborn. I hope you did not have any problems with the mother moose.

I have a story along those lines...almost was attacked by a whitetail doe this spring when my dog and I snuck in too close for comfort to her and her fawn.

All this while carrying a bottle of beer in one hand and a lit cigar in the other. Not to mention the fact that I was in beach sandals and shorts.

I thought I was dead for a minute there and my brother-in-law was in my yard just laughing his head off.

SkinBasket
11-21-2007, 09:01 PM
I'm calling PHOTOSHOP on these. The position of the newborn in the first pic is off, and the shadowing is non-existant, when even that little green flowerpot in the background is throwing a little shadow. Given the general brightness of the pictures, the complete lack of ground shadow is strange at best, hokey at worst. The edges of the animals are also suspect.

Keep in mind what the scene of a large animal birth looks like as well - this is not it by a longshot. I grew up on a horse farm. Large animals don't pop out their moma's vaginal canal all fluffy and cute and without a certain amount of ancillary messiness of tissue and blood and other "stuff."

Someone spent some time on this, but it looks like shit if you take a second look. Fucking Michigan queer-bags gotta try to feel important about something I suppose.

SkinBasket
11-21-2007, 09:03 PM
Sorry to ruin anyone's day that was brightened by the adorable mooses standing in front of a house pictures.

Freak Out
11-21-2007, 11:18 PM
I'll send you some real ones the next time the three that have been destroying my yard show up. A bull was poking around the other day as well.

Jimx29
11-21-2007, 11:27 PM
I'm calling PHOTOSHOP on these. The position of the newborn in the first pic is off, and the shadowing is non-existant, when even that little green flowerpot in the background is throwing a little shadow. Given the general brightness of the pictures, the complete lack of ground shadow is strange at best, hokey at worst. The edges of the animals are also suspect.

Keep in mind what the scene of a large animal birth looks like as well - this is not it by a longshot. I grew up on a horse farm. Large animals don't pop out their moma's vaginal canal all fluffy and cute and without a certain amount of ancillary messiness of tissue and blood and other "stuff."

Someone spent some time on this, but it looks like shit if you take a second look. Fucking Michigan queer-bags gotta try to feel important about something I suppose.And i'm calling "walk away from the bong", SB :D

SkinBasket
11-22-2007, 08:58 AM
It doesn't take a bong to think that a 1200 animal should cast a shadow and not just shoot a fluffy little 50 pound baby out it's wazoo without even a hint of blood or afterbirth or amniotic fluid.

But if you'd rather believe that half ton creatures don't block light or make any mess when they give birth 3 feet outside someone's front door, go right on ahead. And pass the bong when you're through cuz you must be smoking something good.

SkinBasket
11-22-2007, 09:07 AM
After all of 1 minute of research it appears these pictures have been circulating since summer, claiming different birth locations. Alaska, Vermont, Maine, Michigan. Where there's smoke there's fire. Even bong smoke.