son of a vic
05-14-2006, 07:15 PM
10. Terrell Owens, because we all know T.O. likes to shoot his mouth off, and maybe Uncle Dick could return the favor.
9. Cledious Hunt, because he is stealth and virtually invisible in the field, and he has plenty of experience getting a lot of birds up in the air.
8. Elton John, because he's comfortable shooting his game load in front of
a bunch of men.
7. Jed Clampett,, because he is of the same social status as Uncle Dick. He's filthy rich, he made his money in oil, and he doesn't have a clue what's going on in the real world.
6.and 5. Are the two next candidates from each political party, that will run for president in 08'. This will be a much more democratic way of choosing our President, than useless debates, classless commercials, and mindless mudslinging. Instead of endless exit polls, we'll just have one effeicient "exit" hole.
4. The Hamburglar from McDonalds. He should fit right in, because I don't think Ol' Dick ever met a cheeseburger he didn't like.
3. Inviting Dan Quayle on a quayle hunting trip would be some what redundant. Kinda like asking Monica Lewinsky to go buffalo hunting.
2. The President would probably enjoy some time away from the oval office, but not being able to shoot until Uncle Dick tells him to, would make it seem like a normal day at the office.
1. Brett Favre. because maybe a shaky old man pointing a double barrel 12 gauge at his grey haired dome, is the only way to make him make a decision on playing, that doesn't make the rest of us wait a couple hundred light years.
9. Cledious Hunt, because he is stealth and virtually invisible in the field, and he has plenty of experience getting a lot of birds up in the air.
8. Elton John, because he's comfortable shooting his game load in front of
a bunch of men.
7. Jed Clampett,, because he is of the same social status as Uncle Dick. He's filthy rich, he made his money in oil, and he doesn't have a clue what's going on in the real world.
6.and 5. Are the two next candidates from each political party, that will run for president in 08'. This will be a much more democratic way of choosing our President, than useless debates, classless commercials, and mindless mudslinging. Instead of endless exit polls, we'll just have one effeicient "exit" hole.
4. The Hamburglar from McDonalds. He should fit right in, because I don't think Ol' Dick ever met a cheeseburger he didn't like.
3. Inviting Dan Quayle on a quayle hunting trip would be some what redundant. Kinda like asking Monica Lewinsky to go buffalo hunting.
2. The President would probably enjoy some time away from the oval office, but not being able to shoot until Uncle Dick tells him to, would make it seem like a normal day at the office.
1. Brett Favre. because maybe a shaky old man pointing a double barrel 12 gauge at his grey haired dome, is the only way to make him make a decision on playing, that doesn't make the rest of us wait a couple hundred light years.