Datline--Alaska, Polar Bear Rips College Burn-out To Shreds

[son of a vic]

A wise old Polar Bear, who was sick and tired of being harrassed on a daily basis by a jobless punk, swatted him senseless(in .OOO5 seconds), and chewed him up limb by limb. And after many hours of indigestion, (due to the great amount of hot gas in the thankfully departed), dropped his load on the top of Mount McKinley. Many of the mountain folk consider the Bear a godsend, because they all wanted the freeloader off of the public's dime anyway. The Governor gave the Bear the key to the entire city of Anchorage, so he could go house to house and receive the honor and glory that he so richly deserves, for getting rid of the biggest pain in the ass south of the North Pole!

[MJZiggy]

Perhaps the bear should have a statue in the town square. :mrgreen:

[son of a vic]

Why do I get the feeling, the eternal student will haunt the townpeople, and drive them insane.

[Scott Campbell]

A wise old Polar Bear, who was sick and tired of being harrassed on a daily basis by a jobless punk, swatted him senseless(in .OOO5 seconds), and chewed him up limb by limb. And after many hours of indigestion, (due to the great amount of hot gas in the thankfully departed), dropped his load on the top of Mount Everest. Many of the mountain folk consider the Bear a godsend, because they all wanted the freeloader off of the public's dime anyway. The Governor gave the Bear the key to the entire city of Anchorage, so he could go house to house and receive the honor and glory that he so richly deserves, for getting rid of the biggest pain in the ass south of the North Pole!


As an extreme liberal, I strongly object to Ted's venue for purging himself of his foul meal.

[Scott Campbell]

This is sort of a Wild Kingdom verion of a marijuana brownie. That bear is probably still buzzed.

[Scott Campbell]

Why do I get the feeling, the eternal student will haunt the townpeople, and drive them insane.

It must be the echo. Same thing over, and over, and over again.

[son of a vic]

SIDE STORY-------------15 vegetarian, peace lovin' hikers, were killed in the "mudslide".

[MJZiggy]

This is sort of a Wild Kingdom verion of a marijuana brownie. That bear is probably still buzzed.roflmao!!

[Joemailman]

I haven't laughed so hard at something posted on this forum since Nutz, after we picked Hawk, said he was so excited he was going to masturbate. :mrgreen:

[Little Whiskey]

... dropped his load on the top of Mount Everest.... The Governor gave the Bear the key to the entire city of Anchorage



no doubt the bear is still high, so high he thinks that mt. everest is in Alaska!!

[son of a vic]

my bad, how 'bout Mt. McKinley!

[hurleyfan]

This is sort of a Wild Kingdom verion of a marijuana brownie. That bear is probably still buzzed.roflmao!!What does ROF mean? I know LMAO means laughing my ass off.. sorry, I'm an old guy :oops:

[Iron Mike]

This is sort of a Wild Kingdom verion of a marijuana brownie. That bear is probably still buzzed.roflmao!!What does ROF mean? I know LMAO means laughing my ass off.. sorry, I'm an old guy :oops:

rolling on the floor--now you need to learn leetspeak :razz:

[hurleyfan]

Thanks Mike..
Is there a"dictionary" for all these synonyms? or is it acronyms?


man, it's awful quite here tonight!

[Iron Mike]

Thanks Mike..
Is there a"dictionary" for all these synonyms? or is it acronyms?


This one's pretty extensive:

http://www.gaarde.org/acronyms/

Then get up to date on this:

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/030110.html

kthxbai

[AtlPackFan]

Thanks Mike..
Is there a"dictionary" for all these synonyms? or is it acronyms?


man, it's awful quite here tonight!

Hurleyfan, I work in the computer industry and I can't keep up with all the damn acronyms.

God, this is one funny post. I needed this...bad day! :lol:

[hurleyfan]

Thanks Mike..
Is there a"dictionary" for all these synonyms? or is it acronyms?


man, it's awful quite here tonight!

Hurleyfan, I work in the computer industry and I can't keep up with all the damn acronyms.

God, this is one funny post. I needed this...bad day! :lol:
Atlanta,
There must be a full moon today, as there was a LOT of bad days today here in NY!

[theeaterofshades]

The bad news for Alaskans is that the polar bear now has the munchies