3irty1
12-12-2007, 05:27 PM
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Chicago Bears
Q: What do the Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q: How do you keep a Chicago Bear out of your yard?
A: Put up a scarecrow dressed as a Chicago Police Officer.
Q: Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
A: To Soldiers Field - they never get a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call a Chicago BEAR with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bear and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
A: The Chicago Bears
Q: What do the Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q: How do you keep a Chicago Bear out of your yard?
A: Put up a scarecrow dressed as a Chicago Police Officer.
Q: Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
A: To Soldiers Field - they never get a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call a Chicago BEAR with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bear and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.