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MadtownPacker
12-17-2007, 11:12 AM
I read that last time romo had a game this shitty was when Carrie Underwood was in attendance. Looks like hot blondes are his kryptonite. :lol:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=271216006

Romo finished 13-of-36 for 214 yards, with a career-low rating of 22.2. It came in front of his parents and his newest A-list girlfriend -- Jessica Simpson, who tugged the front of her pink No. 9 jersey, then mouthed the word "Romo!" when cameras spotted her. For what it's worth, Romo's previous worst rating came last December against Philadelphia when then-girlfriend Carrie Underwood was here.

http://assets.espn.go.com/media/apphoto/f0ff14ea-4d8d-4535-b80b-14d9b3cef18e.jpg

MJZiggy
12-17-2007, 11:14 AM
May she attend every game for the rest of his career....

Scott Campbell
12-17-2007, 11:15 AM
She's too hard on herself. I'd give her a 10.

BallHawk
12-17-2007, 11:18 AM
Looks like hot blondes are his kryptonite. :lol:

In that case, he wouldn't have any problems dealing with the fans at Lambeau. :rs:

Jerry Tagge
12-17-2007, 11:29 AM
I say we make sure Jessica Simpson is at Lambeau Field for the NFC Championship game.

Remember when Urlacher had one of his many skanks Paris Hilton in his private box for the opening of the spaceship back in 2003? Packers took care of Urlacher and the pathetic Muppets 38-23.

Romo has a history of losing with blondes in attendance and the Packers have a history of winning. I say we do everything possible to make sure Jessica Simpson is in Green Bay for the NFC Championship because, after all, it will be played at Lambeau Field.

The Leaper
12-17-2007, 11:35 AM
I say we make sure Jessica Simpson is at Lambeau Field for the NFC Championship game.

I'd happily purchase a ticket and have her sit on my lap.

PlantPage55
12-17-2007, 12:00 PM
I say we make sure Jessica Simpson is at Lambeau Field for the NFC Championship game.

I'd happily purchase a ticket and have her sit on my lap.

I would be making an early exit during that game, were she sitting on my lap. To get a change of pants, I mean.

LL2
12-17-2007, 01:05 PM
May she attend every game for the rest of his career....

At least get her to attend the rest of the Cowpukes games this year.

FritzDontBlitz
12-17-2007, 01:21 PM
I wonder what effect the frontpage story about her missing Nick had on Romo....

MJZiggy
12-17-2007, 01:29 PM
She has root issues...(sorry, had to).

Partial
12-17-2007, 01:39 PM
She's too hard on herself. I'd give her a 10.

Same. That's not all i'd give her, though :D

MadScientist
12-17-2007, 01:43 PM
Looks like hot blondes are his kryptonite. :lol:

Maybe he can dump her for one of the Cowgirls. Then the Cowpukes would go 0-8 at home.

footballfever
12-17-2007, 02:08 PM
I don't know what all the fuss is about, she's ugly as hell. But I'm glad ugly women make Romo perform like that, there's plenty to go around in wisconsin, goin on that theory he should have a terrible game if he has to play here.

Carolina_Packer
12-17-2007, 02:08 PM
She has root issues...(sorry, had to).

Let's just say the carpeting probably doesn't match the drapes and leave it at that.

PlantPage55
12-17-2007, 02:12 PM
She's too hard on herself. I'd give her a 10.

Freudian slip?

Deputy Nutz
12-17-2007, 02:20 PM
I don't know what all the fuss is about, she's ugly as hell. But I'm glad ugly women make Romo perform like that, there's plenty to go around in wisconsin, goin on that theory he should have a terrible game if he has to play here.

You are right, probably you would prefer something like this:
http://www.spilogsjov.dk/missb/fat-woman.jpg

FritzDontBlitz
12-17-2007, 02:38 PM
She's too hard on herself. I'd give her a 10.

Freudian slip?

Kinda noticed that. In fact....

Hard on.

I'd give her a 10.

Throw in the phrase "root issues."

This thread goes south real quick now, doesn't it? :rs:

GoPackGo
12-17-2007, 02:47 PM
I don't know what all the fuss is about, she's ugly as hell. But I'm glad ugly women make Romo perform like that, there's plenty to go around in wisconsin, goin on that theory he should have a terrible game if he has to play here.

If you think she's ugly I reaaally want to see what you you consider good looking. Post a pic :bclap:

BF4MVP
12-17-2007, 03:03 PM
I'd pay for her ticket to Carolina on Saturday if she wanted to watch Romo play again..He seems to play horrible when his girlfriends are watchin 8-)

The Leaper
12-17-2007, 03:09 PM
She deserves an avatar.

Jerry Tagge
12-17-2007, 03:23 PM
She's too hard on herself. I'd give her a 10.
Maybe she's trying to exercise humility. :wink:

Joemailman
12-17-2007, 03:23 PM
She's too hard on herself. I'd give her a 10.

Inches?

MJZiggy
12-17-2007, 03:24 PM
That would explain the seven wives...

Bretsky
12-17-2007, 05:00 PM
She deserves an avatar.

Plz take that down; I get dirty thoughts and can't focus on over a word at a time when I start reading your posts :lol:

footballfever
12-17-2007, 07:00 PM
its sad to sit here and read a bunch of dirty old men drooling over a talentless piece of trash like that. Has anyone ever watched her try to act? Its enough to make you throw up, someone said they wanted a pic of what i thought was hot, f*ck you to whoever that was. If im more inspired by a woman of talent and class and who can carry an intelligent conversation and that makes me a bad person, then I'm a bad person. I must be in the wrong forum for intelligent life, my bad

Lurker64
12-17-2007, 07:04 PM
If we play the Cowboys in the NFC championship, can we make sure Carrie Underwood is there? The last time she was in the stands Romo didn't play well, and Jessica Simpson might be uncooperative if we give her a ticket.

Hell, if the game's at Lambeau, have Underwood sing the anthem.

MJZiggy
12-17-2007, 07:06 PM
Brilliant!!! Even better, make sure they're both there!

And footballfever, nice rant.

Freak Out
12-17-2007, 07:07 PM
I have to agree with fever on the wench...not very talented or good looking...but to each their own and if she floats Romo's boat that's cool.

Joemailman
12-17-2007, 07:09 PM
its sad to sit here and read a bunch of dirty old men drooling over a talentless piece of trash like that. Has anyone ever watched her try to act? Its enough to make you throw up, someone said they wanted a pic of what i thought was hot, f*ck you to whoever that was. If im more inspired by a woman of talent and class and who can carry an intelligent conversation and that makes me a bad person, then I'm a bad person. I must be in the wrong forum for intelligent life, my bad

Me thinketh thou protesteth too much. You love her. :P

Deputy Nutz
12-17-2007, 07:11 PM
its sad to sit here and read a bunch of dirty old men drooling over a talentless piece of trash like that. Has anyone ever watched her try to act? Its enough to make you throw up, someone said they wanted a pic of what i thought was hot, f*ck you to whoever that was. If im more inspired by a woman of talent and class and who can carry an intelligent conversation and that makes me a bad person, then I'm a bad person. I must be in the wrong forum for intelligent life, my bad


Here is your talent and class
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/237473~Kathy-Bates-Posters.jpg
Cathy Bates

Deputy Nutz
12-17-2007, 07:12 PM
If we play the Cowboys in the NFC championship, can we make sure Carrie Underwood is there? The last time she was in the stands Romo didn't play well, and Jessica Simpson might be uncooperative if we give her a ticket.

Hell, if the game's at Lambeau, have Underwood sing the anthem.

Invite both of them and then they can cat fight at the fifty yard line right before the National Anthem, that would be better than the game itself.

Freak Out
12-17-2007, 07:15 PM
If we play the Cowboys in the NFC championship, can we make sure Carrie Underwood is there? The last time she was in the stands Romo didn't play well, and Jessica Simpson might be uncooperative if we give her a ticket.

Hell, if the game's at Lambeau, have Underwood sing the anthem.

Invite both of them and then they can cat fight at the fifty yard line right before the National Anthem, that would be better than the game itself.

It would be cool to see them wrestle.

vince
12-17-2007, 07:38 PM
She may be sharp as a bowling ball, completely talentless, and maybe even trashy - although I'm not sure about the last one, but to equate those with looks is just missing the point. She's built like a brick shithouse. It's not like you're ever going to actually talk with her anyway Fever, so don't be so judgemental man!

She's a beautiful woman. There's nothing wrong with that.

http://www.news2wkrn.com/mctv/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/jessica_simpson1alt_300_400.jpg
She's not ugly.

Bretsky
12-17-2007, 09:01 PM
its sad to sit here and read a bunch of dirty old men drooling over a talentless piece of trash like that. Has anyone ever watched her try to act? Its enough to make you throw up, someone said they wanted a pic of what i thought was hot, f*ck you to whoever that was. If im more inspired by a woman of talent and class and who can carry an intelligent conversation and that makes me a bad person, then I'm a bad person. I must be in the wrong forum for intelligent life, my bad


To me being overly judgemental of a complete stranger you do not know is not intelligent....or fair for that manner.

Carolina_Packer
12-17-2007, 10:15 PM
its sad to sit here and read a bunch of dirty old men drooling over a talentless piece of trash like that. Has anyone ever watched her try to act? Its enough to make you throw up, someone said they wanted a pic of what i thought was hot, f*ck you to whoever that was. If im more inspired by a woman of talent and class and who can carry an intelligent conversation and that makes me a bad person, then I'm a bad person. I must be in the wrong forum for intelligent life, my bad


To me being overly judgemental of a complete stranger you do not know is not intelligent....or fair for that manner.

Yeah, and besides, who are you calling old, huh?!

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/72/Funny_face_old_man.jpg/180px-Funny_face_old_man.jpg

I've got a mind to gum you a good one!

RashanGary
12-17-2007, 10:20 PM
Her personality is a big turn off. I've watched her newly wed show with my wife and I must say that any guy dating her would have to be doing it strictly for the ass because she just cannot carry a conversation. I'm the last person to get all high and mighty but damn, she is dumb (and this is coming from a guy who thinks Paris Hilton is attractive).

Paris is an arrogant little bitch but I think she plays dumb more than is dumb. I think she's a clever little manipulative slut and for some reason, I like that about her. Simpson is just an idiot who wants to get screwed by the richest, hottest guy and she thinks she's great stuff but really he's just a hot body and that's it.

Freak Out
12-17-2007, 11:01 PM
Can somebody please post a picture of the original Daisy Duke? My feeble dirty old man brain is telling me she is hotter than Simpson.

If the picture is good enough I'm sure that will get this thing moved to the GC where it belongs.

Deputy Nutz
12-17-2007, 11:05 PM
Jessica Simpson is hot, and her stupidity almost makes her hotter,

Carolina_Packer
12-17-2007, 11:10 PM
Catherine Bach

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/263735.jpg

Jessica Simpson

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/TRND/FP8572.jpg

You be the judge!

footballfever
12-17-2007, 11:14 PM
glad I was able to stir the pot a little bit. I'm sorry I feel so strongly about her, but I just can't stand a single thing about her. Everything she does is such a huge turn off, I don't care if she was blessed with a decent body, her face is still puke ugly. And if it honestly came down to it, I would take spitting in her face over going on a date with her......... Or if it was between dating her and dragging my balls over a hundred miles of broken glass I'd really have to strongly consider the broken glass as the more attractive of the two.

Partial
12-17-2007, 11:33 PM
its sad to sit here and read a bunch of dirty old men drooling over a talentless piece of trash like that. Has anyone ever watched her try to act? Its enough to make you throw up, someone said they wanted a pic of what i thought was hot, f*ck you to whoever that was. If im more inspired by a woman of talent and class and who can carry an intelligent conversation and that makes me a bad person, then I'm a bad person. I must be in the wrong forum for intelligent life, my bad

You and your brother are two of the most defensive people I have ever encountered. Christ. On edge about everything.

FritzDontBlitz
12-18-2007, 12:21 AM
glad I was able to stir the pot a little bit. I'm sorry I feel so strongly about her, but I just can't stand a single thing about her. Everything she does is such a huge turn off, I don't care if she was blessed with a decent body, her face is still puke ugly. And if it honestly came down to it, I would take spitting in her face over going on a date with her......... Or if it was between dating her and dragging my balls over a hundred miles of broken glass I'd really have to strongly consider the broken glass as the more attractive of the two.

Awwww, c'mon, tell us how you really feel.

I think Jessica's plays up the dumb blonde angle, too. She never claimed to be a superstar, she doesn't really take herself that serious.

The only thing that turns me off about the situation is the way the Cowboys seem to act like its their job to play up who Romo is banging at the time. Its worse than the way the media plays up Tom Brady and all his hot chicks, its like the Dallas Cowboys are his personal escort service or something. Are they gonna fix him up with every female celebrity from Texas? Does he get to do a threesome with the Bush twins if the Cowboys win it all? Jeez.

And yes, I think Jessica is imminently bangable. Sorry to side with the rest of the lecherous old guys in the forum. She's a good looking blonde and she keeps her nose clean if you pardon the pun. I'd do her any day.

With the forum's permission, of course.

:roll:

gex
12-18-2007, 02:25 AM
Dude, :shock: Jessica Simpson is SUPERHOT !!! You are out of your gourd (and have very little taste in women) if you think otherwise. Plus from what I know about her 1. She is a pretty decent christian girl. 2. I liked her in The Dukes of Hazard. 3.Her songs are decent. 4. I would totally bend her over. :twisted:

4and12to12and4
12-18-2007, 07:16 AM
She is one of the hottest women head to toe that have ever graced this planet. She has a gorgeous face, unbelievable hair, and a tight perfectly curvacious body, especially for a white chick (I'm white, I'm just saying, a lot of white actresses/singers are way too skinny). That baby got back. ANYONE with a life so dull that they are in this forum typing about her would bone her, if you say otherwise, you're lying to yourself and all of us here!!!!!!!!!

Let's not be jealous of Dallas, I think that's why I hate them so much, some of it is jealousy, the whole "Americas Team" BS, when many consider us to be that. But, hey, I'm a hater of the boys and a lover of Ms. Simpson. What can I say?!

The Leaper
12-18-2007, 08:40 AM
Jessica is incredibly gorgeous...but she is certainly every bit as shallow as she appears to be. Her father RUNS her life, mostly because she truly is too dumb to get anywhere on her own. Could she be more intellectual than she is? Probably, but I don't think daddy wanted her to grow up to have a mind of her own.

Personally, I don't think I could get through 15 minutes of a date with her without frustration. I'm sure her boobs/ass could parlay my frustration for a period of time...roughly equivalent to how far they were protruding from her clothing at the time. However, I would probably need her to put out relatively quickly for my own sanity.

Perhaps that is where Romosexual is at the moment.

LaFours
12-18-2007, 08:45 AM
She's too hard on herself. I'd give her a 10.

He he. You just said "hard on."

MJZiggy
12-18-2007, 08:49 AM
ANYONE with a life so dull that they are in this forum typing about her would bone her, if you say otherwise, you're lying to yourself and all of us here!!!!!!!!!


Well, not ANYONE. I do say otherwise and I'm not lying to anyone (sorry Bretsky-no gal on gal action for you here)

Bretsky
12-18-2007, 08:53 AM
ANYONE with a life so dull that they are in this forum typing about her would bone her, if you say otherwise, you're lying to yourself and all of us here!!!!!!!!!


Well, not ANYONE. I do say otherwise and I'm not lying to anyone (sorry Bretsky-no gal on gal action for you here)

Stop fooling yourself; your natural instincts would come out and you'd have your chick to chick way with her :lol:

Partial
12-18-2007, 08:54 AM
I think your opinion would change when you saw her in person :lol:

Freak Out
12-18-2007, 09:22 AM
I would go with the original Daisy over Simpson with her Kirk Douglas style jaw.

Zool
12-18-2007, 12:22 PM
I would go with the original Daisy over Simpson with her Kirk Douglas style jaw.

Catherine Bach is mannish.
Jessica Simpson, while hot as hell, couldn't carry the g-string of the other 2 Jessica's.

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Jessica-Biel-Photograph-C11799946.jpeg

http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/alba-blue1-400a0515.jpg

FritzDontBlitz
12-18-2007, 12:35 PM
I would go with the original Daisy over Simpson with her Kirk Douglas style jaw.

Catherine Bach is mannish.
Jessica Simpson, while hot as hell, couldn't carry the g-string of the other 2 Jessica's.

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Jessica-Biel-Photograph-C11799946.jpeg

http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/alba-blue1-400a0515.jpg

Hmmmmm.

Am I the only one who thinks Ms. Biel has had a little work done up front?

The Leaper
12-18-2007, 12:39 PM
Catherine Bach is mannish.
Jessica Simpson, while hot as hell, couldn't carry the g-string of the other 2 Jessica's.

No argument on the original Daisy Duke...but she did have great legs.

Jessica Biel is sexy/hot, but I wouldn't consider her gorgeous. She doesn't look great from every angle...I think you get that from a woman with a very athletic body. I'm sure hanging out with her would be infinitely more fun though.

Jessica Alba is gorgeous, but she's in the ultra-slim category. She can't hold a candle to Simpson's curves. Give her some festive fruitcake and another 10 pounds of pushin'-cushin' and get back to me.

Partial
12-18-2007, 12:48 PM
One of my problems with Simpson is her boobies are almost too big. Proportion is key and they are just large. I suspect they look spectacular bouncing up and down when I'm drilling her, though.

Zool
12-18-2007, 12:51 PM
One of my problems with Simpson is her boobies are almost too big. Proportion is key and they are just large. I suspect they look spectacular bouncing up and down when I'm drilling her, though.

You use the term boobies, then say you'd be drilling her. I had to laugh.

Deputy Nutz
12-18-2007, 12:55 PM
I think you all should shut the fuck up ragging or bragging about chicks you would never get a chance to sniff much less fuck.

FritzDontBlitz
12-18-2007, 12:58 PM
:laugh:
I think you all should shut the fuck up ragging or bragging about chicks you would never get a chance to sniff much less fuck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I have to admit, some of these posts are funny as hell.

Fritz
12-18-2007, 01:01 PM
I see this has strayed from the original "Does Romo play bad when his blonde girlfriend is at the game" idea, but I'll go with it.

What is "good-looking" and what is "hot" can be different things. To me, Jessica Simpson is very, very good looking. Hot looking, even. I agree with the posters who don't like the ultra-skinny types, and so Simpson's voluptuosness works great for me. But to be turned on by looks and turned on by a person's smarts/personality are different animals altogether...so she can turn me on simply by her looks, but when I hear her talk, every word decreases her attraction. Would I turn down one night in bed with her in that classic male fantasy? Well, seeing as how I'm going through a divorce now, hell no I wouldn't. Would I want to marry her? Hell no to that, too.

Zool
12-18-2007, 01:01 PM
I think you all should shut the fuck up ragging or bragging about chicks you would never get a chance to sniff much less fuck.

Holy shit, of all the people that should STFU its the married guy who spends way too much time on the internet during the day surfing goat sex pics and fisting himself.

The Leaper
12-18-2007, 01:08 PM
Holy shit, of all the people that should STFU its the married guy who spends way too much time on the internet during the day surfing goat sex pics and fisting himself.

The mere mental image of this is enough to induce vomiting.

must...scroll up...to find images...of hot women...

FritzDontBlitz
12-18-2007, 01:14 PM
I think you all should shut the fuck up ragging or bragging about chicks you would never get a chance to sniff much less fuck.

Holy shit, of all the people that should STFU its the married guy who spends way too much time on the internet during the day surfing goat sex pics and fisting himself.

:wow:

Links, dude. We need links.

:drma:

The Leaper
12-18-2007, 01:20 PM
Am I the only one who thinks Ms. Biel has had a little work done up front?

The thing with most of these actresses is that they are constantly going through weight fluctuations. They will work a movie...say Jessica Simpson and Dukes of Hazzard...where they need to get into prime shape and look perfect in very skimpy outfit. Then, for the 2-3 months afterwards, they will fatten up because they can ditch the ridiculous diet of twigs and bark they had to survive to get into prime shape for some chocolate and fried chicken. Then, the next role is coming along and they are back to the twigs and bark again.

Simpson has probably fluctuated at least 25 pounds up and down in just the last 2 years. I'm sure Biel has done the same to some extent based on movie roles/appearances/etc.

With Simpson, you might not notice the weight as much in her tits...as they are large regardless of how much she weighs. However, Biel isn't quite as top heavy...so a few extra pounds of fat could easily make her breasts appear somewhat larger. Tailgating at Lambeau is probably good for at least a cup size, don't you think?

MJZiggy
12-18-2007, 01:47 PM
Tailgating at Lambeau is probably good for at least a cup size, don't you think?

Evidently not...

Freak Out
12-18-2007, 01:47 PM
This is what I love about this site.....Mods who should be moving the thread end up posting about fisting. :lol:

4and12to12and4
12-18-2007, 02:26 PM
I see this has strayed from the original "Does Romo play bad when his blonde girlfriend is at the game" idea, but I'll go with it.

What is "good-looking" and what is "hot" can be different things. To me, Jessica Simpson is very, very good looking. Hot looking, even. I agree with the posters who don't like the ultra-skinny types, and so Simpson's voluptuosness works great for me. But to be turned on by looks and turned on by a person's smarts/personality are different animals altogether...so she can turn me on simply by her looks, but when I hear her talk, every word decreases her attraction. Would I turn down one night in bed with her in that classic male fantasy? Well, seeing as how I'm going through a divorce now, hell no I wouldn't. Would I want to marry her? Hell no to that, too.

Wow, we are bosom buddies, I am currently living with a woman I call my wife and we both know that barring any financial disaster, I will be moving out Feb. 1st. It is a living hell right now, living with her, knowing we are getting a divorce. By the way, Brian, if you read this, don't tell my mom, she doesn't know yet.

Having said that, my wife is one of the most intellectual women I know, one of the reasons I married her, she also happens to be "hot" according to all my friends (Brian, I don't know what you think :wink: ), and at this point in my life, I almost wish she were as stupid as Jessica seems, it would be refreshing to not battle constantly in pure stupity soaked in "intellectual disagreement". I know, grass is always greener, well, I'm not sure what color Jessica's "grass" REALLY is, probably brunette, but, give me the idiot, and I'd be a happy man!!!! Leaper, I agree with almost everything u said in you're assessment of 'hot' except, have you ever seen Alba's ass!!

woodbuck27
12-18-2007, 03:26 PM
I was right there as well this week Mad.

Yup!!

Bring on ROMO and really HOT - HOT blondes every night till we knock their ass's on the deck in the playoff's.

Possibly. . . the HUGE Re-signing took some edge off?

Let's start a rumor. :)


That's. . .not unfamiliar territory for us Pro Sports fans to observe.

HYPOTHESIS:

Big money induces athletic retardation.

mmmm?

Dam it's even gone down ** like that in Green Bay.

How many Burger joints in town?

** Any names come to mind? If not!!

HUNT for them.

PACKERS FOREVER!!

FritzDontBlitz
12-18-2007, 07:18 PM
Thanks, Mad, for starting one funny ass thread.

the_idle_threat
12-18-2007, 08:02 PM
I would go with the original Daisy over Simpson with her Kirk Douglas style jaw.

Catherine Bach is mannish.
Jessica Simpson, while hot as hell, couldn't carry the g-string of the other 2 Jessica's.

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Jessica-Biel-Photograph-C11799946.jpeg

http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/alba-blue1-400a0515.jpg

Two excellent choices who are both much hotter than Jessica Simpson.

Jimx29
12-18-2007, 08:29 PM
The whole chick angle means nothing till Brady bangs half of the cowboy cheerleaders and both teams lose

Deputy Nutz
12-18-2007, 08:59 PM
I think you all should shut the fuck up ragging or bragging about chicks you would never get a chance to sniff much less fuck.

Holy shit, of all the people that should STFU its the married guy who spends way too much time on the internet during the day surfing goat sex pics and fisting himself.

I have never fisted myself, just your dog while your mom stuck her ring finger up my ass.

GoPackGo
12-18-2007, 09:20 PM
Two excellent choices who are both much hotter than Jessica Simpson.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/95190919_045c1ac2fc.jpg

All 3 are top notch ass imo

3irty1
12-18-2007, 10:25 PM
Two excellent choices who are both much hotter than Jessica Simpson.

The scale only goes up to 10. You're all comparing three 10's.

the_idle_threat
12-19-2007, 08:16 AM
I think Simpson is a notch or two below the others. Maybe an 8. These opinions are subjective, of course.

The Leaper
12-19-2007, 11:04 AM
All 3 are top notch ass imo

:bclap:

Here's to hot babes...of all varieties.

:glug:

We all have our preferences as guys, but anyone who claims that Simpson, Biel or Alba wouldn't put an Apollo 5 rocket in your pants if they so much as smiled at you is GAY.

GrnBay007
12-19-2007, 12:00 PM
Jessica is beautiful but that pic of her at the game....she has way too much eye make-up on. That makes her look hard and sleezy, IMO

Freak Out
12-19-2007, 12:05 PM
Jessica is beautiful but that pic of her at the game....she has way too much eye make-up on. That makes her look hard and sleezy, IMO

Hard and sleazy? Bring it on please.

The Leaper
12-19-2007, 12:05 PM
Jessica is beautiful but that pic of her at the game....she has way too much eye make-up on. That makes her look hard and sleezy, IMO

Jessica is gorgeous, but her choice in clothing and makeup often leaves a lot to be desired. She wears a lot of really ridiculous stuff IMO...none more so than a pink Romosexual jersey. YUCK!

packers11
12-19-2007, 12:08 PM
According to a good Big D source, Tony Romo has been told to put his romantic life on the back burner at this critical juncture near the end of the regular NFL season. I also understand that at least one team official has suggested to Jessica Simpson that it would ''be in Tony's best interest,'' if the couple cooled it for a few weeks Simpson, however, is laughing it all off, claiming she is just as anxious as other Cowboys fans to see her guy lead the team to the 50th Super Bowl championship. Not surprisingly, Jessica's all-controlling dad, Joe Simpson, expressed to the Cowboys crew sentiments similar to his daughter's but only, uh, in a bit more colorful language. --

Chicago Sun-Times

http://msn.foxsports.com/rumors/nfl#8

The Leaper
12-19-2007, 12:14 PM
claiming she is just as anxious as other Cowboys fans to see her guy lead the team to the 50th Super Bowl championship.

50th?

What the hell are they talking about?

Dallas already HAS five titles (so it can't just be a mistakenly added 0), and this isn't going to be Super Bowl 50...so either Jessica once again proves her ineptitude with knowledge, or the Chicago Sun Times needs better proofreaders.

MadtownPacker
12-19-2007, 12:38 PM
It's official!!!

If the cowjerks dont win the Superbowl Simpson will be the most hated person in TX and will forever be blamed.

But she will be the most loved person in WI. :lol:

Man I hope she continues to drain his "energy".

BallHawk
12-19-2007, 01:27 PM
Two excellent choices who are both much hotter than Jessica Simpson.

The scale only goes up to 10.

Why can't we make it go up to 11?

:wink:

GoPackGo
12-19-2007, 01:40 PM
Why can't we make it go up to 11?:wink:

http://bp3.blogger.com/_7OC0YbG2fek/R1-0y1m7SUI/AAAAAAAAEDY/bgCLQyaqc1E/s400/Tebowgirlfriend.jpg

you asked for it

Carolina_Packer
12-19-2007, 01:47 PM
Who is that in the picture above? Wow.

The Leaper
12-19-2007, 01:55 PM
http://bp3.blogger.com/_7OC0YbG2fek/R1-0y1m7SUI/AAAAAAAAEDY/bgCLQyaqc1E/s400/Tebowgirlfriend.jpg

:knll:

This gorgeous beauty is Lucy Pinder, btw

BallHawk
12-19-2007, 02:23 PM
And she's a lesbian.....

Bretsky will be here any second now....

packers11
12-19-2007, 03:59 PM
IRVING, Texas (AP) - Terrell Owens has a message for Jessica Simpson: Stay away.

Simpson has become Public Enemy No. 1 among Dallas Cowboys fans because of a link being made between her appearance at Sunday's game and the poor performance of her new boyfriend, quarterback Tony Romo.
"Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite — in this locker room or in Texas Stadium," Owens said Wednesday.

The Cowboys lost 10-6 to the Philadelphia Eagles and Romo had what was statistically the worst game of his career, all while Simpson sat in a luxury box wearing a pink No. 9 jersey she proudly showed off for television cameras.

The problem for her is, Romo's previous worst game came last December at home to the Eagles when then-girlfriend Carrie Underwood was in attendance.
With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away," Owens said, echoing the chatter on sports-talk radio and blogs. "Other than that, she was high on my list until last week.

"Oh, I got a message for her when we make the playoffs. Just stay tuned."

MJZiggy
12-19-2007, 04:27 PM
Hopefully, she digs in and gets stubborn and spends the rest of the season trying to prove that it wasn't her presence that did it.

sepporepi
12-19-2007, 04:32 PM
...she digs in and gets stubborn

Since she is a woman I am pretty confident she will :taunt:

Freak Out
12-19-2007, 04:38 PM
TO is such blockhead...go to practice...work on your timing with the QB and forget about his girlfriend.

Tarlam!
12-19-2007, 04:43 PM
The scale only goes up to 10. You're all comparing three 10's.

Not true.

An 11 is a 10 that swallows and doesen't spit.

I am sure Patler has stats to prove my point on this.

Bretsky
12-19-2007, 05:48 PM
Jessica is beautiful but that pic of her at the game....she has way too much eye make-up on. That makes her look hard and sleezy, IMO

Yes, Every guys dream :lol:

Bretsky
12-19-2007, 05:50 PM
And she's a lesbian.....

Bretsky will be here any second now....


She's a gal lover :glug:
Can't wait til the films come out


Perhaps she was in the booth with Jessica; if I was Romo I wouldn't have been worth a dam either

GrnBay007
12-19-2007, 06:13 PM
Terrell Owens has a message for Jessica Simpson: Stay away.



This could get interesting. Maybe Romo will stick up for his new girly and it will cause problems between he and his star WR. :twisted:

Fritz
12-20-2007, 07:25 AM
I'm all in favor of a woman causing a rift between two Cowboys.

Carolina_Packer
12-20-2007, 10:30 AM
A true lover's triangle...uh, that's the one with three sides, Jessica.

GrnBay007
12-20-2007, 11:13 AM
triangle...uh, that's the one with three sides, Jessica.

LOL!!

BallHawk
12-20-2007, 11:22 AM
A true lover's triangle...uh, that's the one with three sides, Jessica.

Man, if only Parcells was still in Dallas. This situation would be ripe for "Tuna" jokes.