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Anti-Polar Bear
05-19-2006, 08:52 AM
The draft draws near
Do it, do it, do it Polar Bear
Randy Moss for Javon Walker
Alas, Ted fell for D’mond Parker

Lookie there, Mr. Polar Bear
Goldilocks on steroid, is here
AJ Hawk you drafted
Over Huff, you fvcked

With each and every passing days
Your love strikes me like sunlight rays
I would fall and fall for you
But I am, baby, I am not a fool

Chubbyhubby
05-19-2006, 09:27 AM
You have this obsession with Ted Thompson. I think he did an excellent job on the draft. You can't blame him for last year's record (4-12) because of all the injuries. Give the guy a chance.

About the Walker Fiasco, getting 4 players out of 1 was fantastic!

Scott Campbell
05-19-2006, 09:30 AM
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Tank hates Ted Thompson.
And he thinks so should you.

MadtownPacker
05-19-2006, 09:33 AM
You know I feel bad about this time right? :lol:

MJZiggy
05-19-2006, 09:34 AM
Sometimes hate is only an appearance. You sure do think about him a LOT don't ya?

Scott Campbell
05-19-2006, 09:39 AM
Sometimes hate is only an appearance. You sure do think about him a LOT don't ya?

I get it. You mean like Tank & Thompson = Streisand & Redford.

MJZiggy
05-19-2006, 09:41 AM
It's an obsession. Hey, wasn't there a song (many) years back called Obsession?

Scott Campbell
05-19-2006, 09:43 AM
It's an obsession. Hey, wasn't there a song (many) years back called Obsession?

Not sure. I think there is a perfume.

MJZiggy
05-19-2006, 09:49 AM
http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/store/artist/album/0,,228225,00.html

Obsession

You are an obsession
I cannot sleep
I am your possession
Unopened at your feet
There's no balance
No equality
Be still I will not accept defeat

I will have you
Yes, I will have you
I will find a way
and I will have you
Like a butterfly
A wild butterly
I will collect you and capture you

*You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me
You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me

I feed you I drink you
My day and my night
I need you I need you
By sun or candlelight
You protest
You want to leave
Stay
Oh, there's no alternative

Your face appears again
I see the beauty there
But I see danger
Stranger beware
A circumstance
In your naked dreams
Your affection
is not what it seems

Chorus

My fantasy has turned to madness
And all my goodness
Has turned to badness
My need to possess you
Has consumed my soul
My life is trembling
I have no control

I will have you
Yes, I will have you
I will find a way
and I will have you
Like a butterfly
A wild butterly
I will collect you and capture you

Iron Mike
05-19-2006, 09:49 AM
Animotion Lyrics

Obsession Lyrics


You are an obsession
I cannot sleep
I am your possession
Unopened at your feet
There's no balance
No equality
Be still I will not accept defeat

I will have you
Yes, I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly
A wild butterly
I will collect you and capture you

CHORUS:
You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me
You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me

I feed you I drink you
My day and my night
I need you I need you
By sun or candlelight
You protest
You want to leave
Stay
Oh, there's no alternative

Your face appears again
I see the beauty there
But I see danger
Stranger beware
A circumstance
In your naked dreams
Your affection is not what it seems

CHORUS

My fantasy has turned to madness
And all my goodness
Has turned to badness
My need to possess you
Has consumed my soul
My life is trembling
I have no control

I will have you
Yes, I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly
A wild butterly
I will collect you and capture you

CHORUS

Iron Mike
05-19-2006, 09:50 AM
Damn!! Second place again!

Anti-Polar Bear
05-19-2006, 10:04 AM
Folks, remember this is MY rhetoric and you are all choruses.

MJZiggy
05-19-2006, 10:07 AM
True love is true love, Tank.

Fritz
05-19-2006, 10:30 AM
Those of you who have posted the lyrics to that wonderful 80's song "Obsession" apparently do not know that the band actually got back together recently and wrote some new lyrics (sing along, everyone. You all remember the tune):

Tank's got an obsession, a big obsession,
and it is with TT, Tank thinks he's gay, you see.
It's an obsession, a real obsession,
Tank says Ted just likes men,
Tank says it again and again.
And this obsession
raises up a question,
Since Tank's in such a rut
is he thinkin' of TT's butt?
That's his obsession, Tank's real obsession,
What he wants Ted to be
is what Tank is, you see.

Little Whiskey
05-19-2006, 10:35 AM
can we revote on OT's in the packer thread!!!

:mrgreen:

MJZiggy
05-19-2006, 10:40 AM
:lol: :lol: Fritz, you're hurting me. :lol: :lol: I wonder when they'll release the new recording???

retailguy
05-19-2006, 10:43 AM
can we revote on OT's in the packer thread!!!

:mrgreen:

no. :mrgreen:

Fritz
05-19-2006, 10:54 AM
:lol: :lol: Fritz, you're hurting me. :lol: :lol: I wonder when they'll release the new recording???

Word is that they've got a gig in Milwaukee in July.

Anti-Polar Bear
05-19-2006, 10:55 AM
:lol: :lol: Fritz, you're hurting me. :lol: :lol: I wonder when they'll release the new recording???

Word is that they've got a gig in Milwaukee in July.

That was the worst lyrical poem I've ever read in my life. And I've read Lindsey Lohan's.

MJZiggy
05-19-2006, 10:57 AM
:lol: :lol: Fritz, you're hurting me. :lol: :lol: I wonder when they'll release the new recording???

Word is that they've got a gig in Milwaukee in July.

That was the worst lyrical I've ever read in my wife. And I've read Lindsey Lohan's.

Little slip of the tongue there, Tank? Must've been thinking of those lyrics when you typed this.

Anti-Polar Bear
05-19-2006, 11:00 AM
Little slip of the tongue there, Tank? Must've been thinking of those lyrics when you typed this.

ok, my bad, i will change it.