A New Beginning

[SkinBasket]

Not for me, because I'm fucking beyond hope apparently, but for my shitter. Nutz the Elder is, as I speak, tearing it apart. This will be my shitter's blog as it strives for greatness.


Pre-demolition:

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000328.jpg
The shitter. Note the 45 degree angle, making you feel like you're crapping in the middle of a high school gym.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000327.jpg
The fucked up shower that puts more water into the wall than down the drain. The previous owners felt that caulk was just as good as grout.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000329.jpg
Big honking whirlpool that our water heater can't fill.[/img]

[Oscar]

Just gotta love the corner crapper...lol May your new shitter bring you happiness for years to come. :D

[Deputy Nutz]

Did my father show up yet?

[SkinBasket]

He's been up there making noise for a couple hours now.

[Zool]

Where's the door?

[SkinBasket]

The door is between the toilet and the shower, opposite the tub. The door is a beautiful hollow core with included smashed in foot hole at bottom.

[SkinBasket]

Did my father show up yet?

As you can see, I left toilet paper for your dad. Was that a mistake?

[GrnBay007]

Did you hide all the perverted stuff in your house before Nutz' Dad showed up? :P :wink:

[Deputy Nutz]

Did my father show up yet?

As you can see, I left toilet paper for your dad. Was that a mistake?

If you knew what he ate for breakfast every morning wouldn't have left it. He will soon make your bathroom smell like eggs.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Did you hide all the perverted stuff in your house before Nutz' Dad showed up? :P :wink:
Yeah, where's all the penis pictures?

[SkinBasket]

Yeah, where's all the penis pictures?

I'm not posting pictures of my cock for you, you sicko.

[Freak Out]

Get a on-demand Bosch hot water heater. There are other reputable manufacturers of on-demands but thats the brand I've been using for years.

[GrnBay007]

So what's your plan for the room? Keeping the whirlpool?

[MJZiggy]

I was just wondering that myself...I have a feeling the toilet will be having a little journey, but it will be interesting to see the new floorplan or is Nutz's dad just breaking shit without knowing where the new shit's going?

[SkinBasket]

Yeah, where's all the penis pictures?

I'm not posting pictures of my cock for you, you sicko.

Or did you mean these pictures?

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000328zz.jpg

[GrnBay007]

Yeah, where's all the penis pictures?

I'm not posting pictures of my cock for you, you sicko.

Or did you mean these pictures?

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000328zz.jpg


LOL!! I can't help but think it would be interesting to meet your wife some day.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Yeah, where's all the penis pictures?

I'm not posting pictures of my cock for you, you sicko.

Or did you mean these pictures?

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000328zz.jpg
LOL! Shouldn't the toilet be painted like a big open mouth?

[SkinBasket]

So what's your plan for the room? Keeping the whirlpool?

Everything must go. Everything. Here's the plan, a SkinBasket original. Shower and floors in travertine. Vanity in dark brown with a crema marfil marble top. The frameless glass shower overlaps the tub surround to provide a place to sit your ass down in the shower with body sprayers.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/bath04.jpg

[SkinBasket]

LOL! Shouldn't the toilet be painted like a big open mouth?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Urinal_mouth.jpg/250px-Urinal_mouth.jpg

Hard to find and even harder for women to use, so we're settling for the traditional toilet.

[MJZiggy]

You're gonna love having the toilet in its own space--had that once and it was very nice. So the shower is gonna be one of those that has 80 showerheads?

[SkinBasket]

Just a shower head and four body sprayers. We decided to save some money by not including the in-ceiling rain shower head.

[GrnBay007]

Nice!! You will have to show us the AFTER pics.

[SkinBasket]

Get a on-demand Bosch hot water heater. There are other reputable manufacturers of on-demands but thats the brand I've been using for years.

we were considering that. Does it save enough gas over the tank system to make it worth the price?

[MJZiggy]

I don't know for sure but the ex's parents looked into one for a guest area that had it's own water heater and was not used often but they ended up getting a regular water heater and just keeping it turned off instead.

[SkinBasket]

Oh the humanity!

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000331.jpg

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000330.jpg

[Zool]

So what's your plan for the room? Keeping the whirlpool?

Everything must go. Everything. Here's the plan, a SkinBasket original. Shower and floors in travertine. Vanity in dark brown with a crema marfil marble top. The frameless glass shower overlaps the tub surround to provide a place to sit your ass down in the shower with body sprayers.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/bath04.jpg

Nice layout. That toilet area looks kinda narrow though. From sheetrock to sheetrock looks to be maybe 28"? I suppose you need 3' by code between the sink and the lav wall?

[Harlan Huckleby]

the last pic looks eerily like my bathroom. wish i was kidding.

[SkinBasket]

Nice layout. That toilet area looks kinda narrow though. From sheetrock to sheetrock looks to be maybe 28"? I suppose you need 3' by code between the sink and the lav wall?

The measurements on the plan are just original estimates. I think the actual code is how wide the "water closet" is. We'll actually have just under three feet between the vanity and the wall in the end though. And all that new wall will need to be decorated...

[Deputy Nutz]

Nice layout. That toilet area looks kinda narrow though. From sheetrock to sheetrock looks to be maybe 28"? I suppose you need 3' by code between the sink and the lav wall?

The measurements on the plan are just original estimates. I think the actual code is how wide the "water closet" is. We'll actually have just under three feet between the vanity and the wall in the end though. And all that new wall will need to be decorated...

When Dad is at work there is no such thing as Code. He flaunts Code.

[Zool]

Dont forget the pocket door. Nutz's dad doing all the plumbing and electrical too?

[Deputy Nutz]

Dont forget the pocket door. Nutz's dad doing all the plumbing and electrical too?

We refuse to answer that question.

[Freak Out]

Get a on-demand Bosch hot water heater. There are other reputable manufacturers of on-demands but thats the brand I've been using for years.

we were considering that. Does it save enough gas over the tank system to make it worth the price?

It's worked well for us because we have a very large clawfoot tub to fill and you never run out of hot water while doing that, it is not heating water in the tank when your not using it (all day long when we might be gone) they last much longer with regular maintenance than a traditional tank heater, take up less space and shaved around $25 of our monthly gas bill. If you have really cold ground water they may not work as well but you probably won't have that problem. If you have multiple users at once (both showers going at the same time or the laundry and dishwasher it can cut down the hot water flow but you can by more powerful units.

They are worth looking into but are not the right solution for everybody.

[Deputy Nutz]

Dad just called, looks like I am getting a new whirl pool tub this evening.

[Freak Out]

Looks like there was just a tad of water damage in that corner.

[SkinBasket]

Looks like there was just a tad of water damage in that corner.

Yeah. Like I said, the previous owners believed caulk was as good as grout. Looks like they were mistaken.

[SkinBasket]

Dad just called, looks like I am getting a new whirl pool tub this evening.

Hell, if you want anything, take it. I asked your dad if he wanted any of it and he laughed.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Good luck with the project Skin, looks to be a hell of a lot of work.

[SkinBasket]

Good luck with the project Skin, looks to be a hell of a lot of work.

That's why I'm not doing it. Nutz's dad is. I have problems building a wooden box. I ain't gonna fuck up my bathroom.

[MJZiggy]

Hey, I got a wooden box that needs building in case you wanna practice or something? :idea:

No, I actually, really do.

[Iron Mike]

It's not too late for a trip to the Kohler Design Center:

http://www.us.kohler.com/designkb/designcenter/designcenter.jsp


Were you aware that there were paint colors besides white and off-white?

[Harlan Huckleby]

have problems building a wooden box. I ain't gonna fuck up my bathroom.

I just had a flashback to junior high shop class. I had some experience with tools, having made a go-cart out of lawnmower, and other hair-brained projects. But I just couldn't do shit with wood working.

The project was to build a bookend! two damn pieces of wood connected at right angles. I couldn't do it. I cut the shape out crooked. All the other kids had perfect looking bookends. It was the most traumatic and humiliating experience of my life, in or out of the bedroom. I cried at night over that bookend.

[MJZiggy]

I've been to the Kohler design site. They were the only ones who carried a gray tiled-in kitchen sink. I also used them for the sink (and I believe faucet in my bath)

[Iron Mike]

I've been to the Kohler design site. They were the only ones who carried a gray tiled-in kitchen sink. I also used them for the sink (and I believe faucet in my bath)

I gotta say, in this bathroom here:
http://www.us.kohler.com/MungoBlobs/bbb12022-lg.jpg
I'd have a hard time refraining from urinating on Mickey's head.

[SkinBasket]

Boom. Boom. Crash. The old bathroom now lives in a dumpster in the driveway.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000335.jpg

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000336.jpg
That fucking toilet's like a poltergeist.

[LL2]

Nothing like demo time. Ripping everything apart is the fun part.

[gex]

If Nutz's? dad can't finish it you can call Mike Holmes from Holmes on Homes(dicovery homes channel). He will make it right. cool show.

[SkinBasket]

If Nutz's? dad can't finish it you can call Mike Holmes from Holmes on Homes(dicovery homes channel). He will make it right. cool show.

Nutz's dad would kill Mike Holmes and bury him in the dumpster after dismembering him.

[Deputy Nutz]

Don't steal any of my dad's tools, they get inherited down the pipeline.

[Deputy Nutz]

Are you keeping that door and woodwork?

[SkinBasket]

Don't worry, I just put them in my butt.

[SkinBasket]

Are you keeping that door and woodwork?

No to the door, it's hollow. No to the woodwork. Although Maybe I should talk to him about that since it's not in the dumpster.

[Partial]

Can you give us a run down of the typical day in the life of the SkinBasket?

[Freak Out]

There was a bunch of water making its way through the tile and wallboard in that corner of the bathroom....and it looks like a few other spots as well. Take the time and tape those vapor barrier seams and any holes in it on that exterior wall.

[Freak Out]

Looks like some water sports took place in there.

[Zool]

Im assuming the moldy insulation is being replaced, but just make sure Nutz Sr puts up some durock behind the shower walls.

[SkinBasket]

Can you give us a run down of the typical day in the life of the SkinBasket?


Don't worry, I just put them in my butt.

[Deputy Nutz]

Im assuming the moldy insulation is being replaced, but just make sure Nutz Sr puts up some durock behind the shower walls.

My dad is an idiot who has never done this sort of thing before so your advice is paramount to this bathroom job being a complete success, please keep it coming. Skin is also an idiot for hiring an incompetent moron.

For god sakes the man has only been sued 6 times, for contract work that is groovy beans.

[Deputy Nutz]

Boom. Boom. Crash. The old bathroom now lives in a dumpster in the driveway.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000335.jpg

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000336.jpg
That fucking toilet's like a poltergeist.


I am sorry that your bathroom is going to look like this for the next 6 months.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Crack the whip on that lazy bastard!

[Freak Out]

Im assuming the moldy insulation is being replaced, but just make sure Nutz Sr puts up some durock behind the shower walls.

My dad is an idiot who has never done this sort of thing before so your advice is paramount to this bathroom job being a complete success, please keep it coming. Skin is also an idiot for hiring an incompetent moron.

For god sakes the man has only been sued 6 times, for contract work that is groovy beans.

No offense intended man....were all this old house experts so we have to throw this shit out there.

[Zool]

Im assuming the moldy insulation is being replaced, but just make sure Nutz Sr puts up some durock behind the shower walls.

My dad is an idiot who has never done this sort of thing before so your advice is paramount to this bathroom job being a complete success, please keep it coming. Skin is also an idiot for hiring an incompetent moron.

For god sakes the man has only been sued 6 times, for contract work that is groovy beans.

Sorry for trying to be helpful. Dick. Is your dad really that bad that you have to get so defensive?

[Deputy Nutz]

Im assuming the moldy insulation is being replaced, but just make sure Nutz Sr puts up some durock behind the shower walls.

My dad is an idiot who has never done this sort of thing before so your advice is paramount to this bathroom job being a complete success, please keep it coming. Skin is also an idiot for hiring an incompetent moron.

For god sakes the man has only been sued 6 times, for contract work that is groovy beans.

Sorry for trying to be helpful. Dick. Is your dad really that bad that you have to get so defensive?

He is terrible and I am just trying to defend the family business for all it is worth.

[Zool]

You hoping for the monkey wrench, Skil saw and white Chevy van after he retires?

[Deputy Nutz]

You hoping for the monkey wrench, Skil saw and white Chevy van after he retires?

You got that right. How did you know he drives a whit Chevy van? Thats weird.

Anyways, my dad is actually quite good at what he does, especially since he is totally independent and competes with the big remodeling companies that charge a butt load of money that goes to things like office staff and drawings that you don't even need or want in some cases, it also goes to their neat little showrooms and mall kiosks.

At some point I will leave the confines of my life of a stay at home dad and I will I venture into the business with him full time as he gets older and slower.

[Zool]

Cause those vans are cheap and they run for ever. Every contractor i've ever worked for has at least 1.

[Deputy Nutz]

Cause those vans are cheap and they run for ever. Every contractor i've ever worked for has at least 1.

He actually drives a Chevy Astro Van, it has a temp and compass gages in its dash, pretty fancy for a contractor.

[SkinBasket]

your dad's been quiet for a while. Should I go check on him?

[Deputy Nutz]

your dad's been quiet for a while. Should I go check on him?

I hope he is not fucking dead, if he is I hold you responsible.

[SkinBasket]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000357.jpg

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000356.jpg

The shitter's new home is framed. Shower pan locked and loaded.

[Scott Campbell]

Damn, he's working pretty quick for somebody related to Nutz. I sure wish they made Durock when my house was built.

[Iron Mike]

I can hook you up with my ex-wife to do a tile mosaic on the tub surround if you'd like......looks like so:



http://www.wallartbymindy.com/images/Mosaic1.jpg

[Zool]

Are you showering under the baby pachyderm while he works?

[SkinBasket]

Are you showering under the baby pachyderm while he works?

Nah. We've got a second bath on the other side of the wall. It's tight sharing with the kids and all their shit, but like scott said, he's moving quick.

Thanks for the offer on the surround Mike, I like the way that looks, but we're already set on a very continuous look of good ol' boring squares.

And Zool, when do you sleep? You're kid of creepy.

[Zool]

I try to get a couple hours in at work.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Where's the toilet? I miss seeing it sitting in the bathroom while the work is going on.

[SkinBasket]

Where's the toilet? I miss seeing it sitting in the bathroom while the work is going on.

nutz threw it in the garage.

[SkinBasket]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000364.jpg
The jet tub has arrived. It longs to caress my naked body.

[Deputy Nutz]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000364.jpg
The jet tub has arrived. It longs to caress my naked body.

Nice tub, can I wash my tube in your tub?

[Deputy Nutz]

I can hook you up with my ex-wife to do a tile mosaic on the tub surround if you'd like......looks like so:



http://www.wallartbymindy.com/images/Mosaic1.jpg

I betcha her hands were callused like a true mason.

[Zool]

When I was a kid, if we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub.

[Deputy Nutz]

When I was a kid, if we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub.

How many times did you shit in the tub?

[Iron Mike]

I betcha her hands were callused like a true mason.

She and her brother actually did the tiling on the stair risers also. I like how it turned out:

http://www.wallartbymindy.com/images/faux2.jpg

Guess who stained and varnished all the carsiding on the ceiling??

[Zool]

I betcha her hands were callused like a true mason.

She and her brother actually did the tiling on the stair risers also. I like how it turned out:

Guess who stained and varnished all the carsiding on the ceiling??

Madtown?

[Iron Mike]

I betcha her hands were callused like a true mason.

She and her brother actually did the tiling on the stair risers also. I like how it turned out:

Guess who stained and varnished all the carsiding on the ceiling??

Madtown?

Guess again. 8-)

[Deputy Nutz]

Thats funny, my gay friends in North Carolina have almost the same looking cabin.

[Partial]

I like the look of that house, Iron Mike.

[Zool]

Thats funny, my gay friends in North Carolina have almost the same looking cabin.


I like the look of that house, Iron Mike.

This sequence was too damned funny.

[Iron Mike]

Thats funny, my gay friends in North Carolina have almost the same looking cabin.

I'm not surprised, it's this design:

http://www.nevilog.com/homes/MainFloor.asp?home_no=15

[Iron Mike]

I like the look of that house, Iron Mike.

It's for sale:

http://www.adashunjones.com/realestate.iml?ListingID=3402047&mdl=listings2.mdl

[Deputy Nutz]

I like the look of that house, Iron Mike.

It's for sale:

http://www.adashunjones.com/realestate.iml?ListingID=3402047&mdl=listings2.mdl


I love the divorced house price.

[SkinBasket]

Thats funny, my gay friends in North Carolina have almost the same looking cabin.


I like the look of that house, Iron Mike.

This sequence was too damned funny.

Current differences with Partial aside, that is the funniest thing I've seen this week.

[Iron Mike]

Thats funny, my gay friends in North Carolina have almost the same looking cabin.


I like the look of that house, Iron Mike.

This sequence was too damned funny.

Current differences with Partial aside, that is the funniest thing I've seen this week.

Sorry for highjacking the thread. Got any more pictures of the bathroom??

[SkinBasket]

it'll probably be monday before I get them up because I'm really fucking lazy.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Current differences with Partial aside, that is the funniest thing I've seen this week.

That sequence was just too damn funny.

[Scott Campbell]

Hilarious sequence. Unfortunately for me, I like it too.

So does the tile hold up pretty well when used as risers? I'd think all the kicking would scratch it up.

[Little Whiskey]

The project was to build a bookend! two damn pieces of wood connected at right angles. I couldn't do it. I cut the shape out crooked. All the other kids had perfect looking bookends. It was the most traumatic and humiliating experience of my life, in or out of the bedroom. I cried at night over that bookend.

did you bring a flare gun to school the next day that went off in your locker and you had to spend the next saturday in detension with some other misfits?

[Little Whiskey]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000364.jpg
The jet tub has arrived. It longs to caress my naked body.

let us know how many times you use it next year once the newness wears off.

[Iron Mike]

So does the tile hold up pretty well when used as risers? I'd think all the kicking would scratch it up.

They held up better than the stair treads which were 2 x 12 pieces of pine. Can you imagine what dogs' toenails do to a piece of pine board??

[Scott Campbell]

So does the tile hold up pretty well when used as risers? I'd think all the kicking would scratch it up.

They held up better than the stair treads which were 2 x 12 pieces of pine. Can you imagine what dogs' toenails do to a piece of pine board??


I can't imagine pine for stairs.

[SkinBasket]

The jet tub has arrived. It longs to caress my naked body.

let us know how many times you use it next year once the newness wears off.

We used the old one plenty, so I doubt we'll use the new one less.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Any new photos yet?

[SkinBasket]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000398.jpg
The tub is secured, decked and tested and drywall is up.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000394.jpg
The pooper's new home has walls.

[SkinBasket]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000411.jpg
Poop room.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000409.jpg
Tub with decking

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000408.jpg
Shower and whatnot.


Bath is now in barebones mode for 2 weeks while we wait for a "tile shipment."

[MadtownPacker]

Bath is now in barebones mode for 2 weeks while we wait for a "tile shipment.""Tile Shipment" huh? Sounds like you are worried Nutz Sr. is gonna gank you.

I sure hope he does.

[Zool]

I assume the pulsating shower attachment was requested by you Skindog?

[SkinBasket]

The shower attachment came with the tub, but sure as shit I'll be washing the sweat from my balls with it. For the cleaning effect. Very effective cleaning device.

[Scott Campbell]

Well? Were waiting?

[SkinBasket]

Just some plumbing going on. And recessed lights. I'll take some picture after I paint the shit out of the walls.

[Scott Campbell]

So its getting close? Did you christen your throne yet?

[SkinBasket]

So its getting close? Did you christen your throne yet?

Nothing much has changed on the surface. Nutz Sr. was on vacation the past couple weeks. Came back late last week. I've been sorting through a couple hundred travertine tiles while he cuts copper, runs electrical lines through the attic and whatnot. I'll be sure to take a picture of the new shitter when it goes in.

[Iron Mike]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000411.jpg

Looks like there's gonna be a pocket door there.

[MadtownPacker]

Nothing much has changed on the surface. Nutz Sr. was on vacation the past couple weeks. Came back late last week.Yep, he is gonna gank you.

[SkinBasket]

Nothing much has changed on the surface. Nutz Sr. was on vacation the past couple weeks. Came back late last week.Yep, he is gonna gank you.

I'm just guessing, but typically I don't think you don't come back and start working again if you're gonna "gank" someone.

[LL2]

Bath is now in barebones mode for 2 weeks while we wait for a "tile shipment.""Tile Shipment" huh? Sounds like you are worried Nutz Sr. is gonna gank you.

I sure hope he does.

Why does it take so long for tile to be shipped from Mexico? Don't they tile everything down there? There should be an abundant supply to be shipped, or is the tile more high quality stuff from Italy?

[MadtownPacker]

Nothing much has changed on the surface. Nutz Sr. was on vacation the past couple weeks. Came back late last week.Yep, he is gonna gank you.

I'm just guessing, but typically I don't think you don't come back and start working again if you're gonna "gank" someone.Oh, hit a nerve huh? :lol:

Maybe he just wants to have more stories to tell his friends about the "sissy stay-at-home mr mom" his son hangs out with.

[SkinBasket]

or is the tile more high quality stuff from Italy?

Turkey.


Oh, hit a nerve huh? :lol:

Yes. My complete overreaction to your post is evidence to the hurt I'm feeling inside. You boob. Speaking of which... I love boobs.

[SkinBasket]

Last week's progress:
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000467.jpg
Vanity area primed.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000465.jpg
Shower beams up.


This week, the tile went up and the walls are painted. When I find a way off my ass, I'll take some pictures after we carry the vanity in there.

[Scott Campbell]

Ahhhhh....were getting close.

[Freak Out]

I think we need to see photographic evidence of water-sports to be sure the job has been completed to you and you're wifes satisfaction.

[SkinBasket]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000496.jpg
A majority of the tiling is complete.

[Iron Mike]

I'm still suggesting you go buy yourself a woolie and paint the walls something other than white:

http://www.woolie.com/

[Zool]

I'm pretty sure thats just primer. Don't do textured paint. It always goes out of style, or you get sick of it.

[SkinBasket]

It don't show, but they're already painted a cream color with the toilet area and skylight recess painted a darker shade of tan. Basic bathroom stuff.

[Deputy Nutz]

It don't show, but they're already painted a cream color with the toilet area and skylight recess painted a darker shade of tan. Basic bathroom stuff.

Who is they?

[Partial]

You don't even paint your own bathroom? God, you are lazy. I hope someday I can marry a rich girl and reap all the benefits you do!!

[Deputy Nutz]

You don't even paint your own bathroom? God, you are lazy. I hope someday I can marry a rich girl and reap all the benefits you do!!

You have to be pretty good in the sack. Besides if some people are natural painters, and others simply can't do it. Bathrooms are especially hard because of all the fixtures to paint around. It takes a special touch, same with a woman.

Your right it is better to just leach off your father's insurance company than to marry well.

[Freak Out]

You don't even paint your own bathroom? God, you are lazy. I hope someday I can marry a rich girl and reap all the benefits you do!!

It's the economy stupid!

[SkinBasket]

Jesus, "they" refers to the walls. "They're" is short for "they are." I painted them.

Way to go nutz, you went and got Partial all excited again. He thought he was being clever for the fiftieth for sixtieth time, but it turns out that despite his elite UWM edumacation, he's just as bad a reader as you are.

If anything I would have paid nutz a six pack and some smokes to paint. He's got the touch. Gentle, yet firm. Commanding, yet forgiving. Sensual without being slutty. Ahhhhhh. The touch.

[Deputy Nutz]

Jesus, "they" refers to the walls. "They're" is short for "they are." I painted them.

Way to go nutz, you went and got Partial all excited again. He thought he was being clever for the fiftieth for sixtieth time, but it turns out that despite his elite UWM edumacation, he's just as bad a reader as you are.

If anything I would have paid nutz a six pack and some smokes to paint. He's got the touch. Gentle, yet firm. Commanding, yet forgiving. Sensual without being slutty. Ahhhhhh. The touch.

Are you calling me stupid, stupid?

[MadtownPacker]

It don't show, but they're already painted a cream color with the toilet area and skylight recess painted a darker shade of tan. Basic bathroom stuff.

Who is they?Oh hoo hoo!!!! The lil skank is two timing you?? Time for some MMA style domestic violence.

[Zool]

Jesus, "they" refers to the walls. "They're" is short for "they are." I painted them.

Way to go nutz, you went and got Partial all excited again. He thought he was being clever for the fiftieth for sixtieth time, but it turns out that despite his elite UWM edumacation, he's just as bad a reader as you are.

If anything I would have paid nutz a six pack and some smokes to paint. He's got the touch. Gentle, yet firm. Commanding, yet forgiving. Sensual without being slutty. Ahhhhhh. The touch.

Are you calling me stupid, stupid?

If the dunce cap fits.....

[MadtownPacker]

If anything I would have paid nutz a six pack and some smokes to paint. He's got the touch. Gentle, yet firm. Commanding, yet forgiving. Sensual without being slutty. Ahhhhhh. The touch.What a lil bitch!!! Might as well have wrote:

"Im sorry Nutty Butter, I will now suck your cock for the whole forum to see"

[Deputy Nutz]

Jesus, "they" refers to the walls. "They're" is short for "they are." I painted them.

Way to go nutz, you went and got Partial all excited again. He thought he was being clever for the fiftieth for sixtieth time, but it turns out that despite his elite UWM edumacation, he's just as bad a reader as you are.

If anything I would have paid nutz a six pack and some smokes to paint. He's got the touch. Gentle, yet firm. Commanding, yet forgiving. Sensual without being slutty. Ahhhhhh. The touch.

Are you calling me stupid, stupid?

If the dunce cap fits.....

Well at least I am not the dork that has MegaMan in my signature.

[Zool]

Jesus, "they" refers to the walls. "They're" is short for "they are." I painted them.

Way to go nutz, you went and got Partial all excited again. He thought he was being clever for the fiftieth for sixtieth time, but it turns out that despite his elite UWM edumacation, he's just as bad a reader as you are.

If anything I would have paid nutz a six pack and some smokes to paint. He's got the touch. Gentle, yet firm. Commanding, yet forgiving. Sensual without being slutty. Ahhhhhh. The touch.

Are you calling me stupid, stupid?

If the dunce cap fits.....

Well at least I am not the dork that has MegaMan in my signature.

No but you're the dork who knew what it was.

[Partial]

You don't even paint your own bathroom? God, you are lazy. I hope someday I can marry a rich girl and reap all the benefits you do!!

You have to be pretty good in the sack. Besides if some people are natural painters, and others simply can't do it. Bathrooms are especially hard because of all the fixtures to paint around. It takes a special touch, same with a woman.

Your right it is better to just leach off your father's insurance company than to marry well.

I don't think going to school, getting a degree in computer science, getting a masters in something, and then working at a different job until my dad becomes incapable of continuing to run it with his brothers (my grandma is 86 and works 40 hour weeks still) to be mooching. I think it is called being deserving after putting in my time, the exact opposite of mooching.

I don't bust your balls since you have aspirations unlike the basket.

[SkinBasket]

Jesus, "they" refers to the walls. "They're" is short for "they are." I painted them.

Way to go nutz, you went and got Partial all excited again. He thought he was being clever for the fiftieth for sixtieth time, but it turns out that despite his elite UWM edumacation, he's just as bad a reader as you are.

If anything I would have paid nutz a six pack and some smokes to paint. He's got the touch. Gentle, yet firm. Commanding, yet forgiving. Sensual without being slutty. Ahhhhhh. The touch.

Are you calling me stupid, stupid?


I'm calling you a poor reader. I'm calling Partial stupid.

[SkinBasket]

I don't bust your balls since you have aspirations unlike the basket.

Case in point.

[Deputy Nutz]

Jesus, "they" refers to the walls. "They're" is short for "they are." I painted them.

Way to go nutz, you went and got Partial all excited again. He thought he was being clever for the fiftieth for sixtieth time, but it turns out that despite his elite UWM edumacation, he's just as bad a reader as you are.

If anything I would have paid nutz a six pack and some smokes to paint. He's got the touch. Gentle, yet firm. Commanding, yet forgiving. Sensual without being slutty. Ahhhhhh. The touch.

Are you calling me stupid, stupid?

If the dunce cap fits.....

Well at least I am not the dork that has MegaMan in my signature.

No but you're the dork who knew what it was.

Ah touche'

[Deputy Nutz]

You don't even paint your own bathroom? God, you are lazy. I hope someday I can marry a rich girl and reap all the benefits you do!!

You have to be pretty good in the sack. Besides if some people are natural painters, and others simply can't do it. Bathrooms are especially hard because of all the fixtures to paint around. It takes a special touch, same with a woman.

Your right it is better to just leach off your father's insurance company than to marry well.

I don't think going to school, getting a degree in computer science, getting a masters in something, and then working at a different job until my dad becomes incapable of continuing to run it with his brothers (my grandma is 86 and works 40 hour weeks still) to be mooching. I think it is called being deserving after putting in my time, the exact opposite of mooching.

I don't bust your balls since you have aspirations unlike the basket.


Can you remind me of my aspirations outside of becoming a cage fighter?

[Deputy Nutz]

Jesus, "they" refers to the walls. "They're" is short for "they are." I painted them.

Way to go nutz, you went and got Partial all excited again. He thought he was being clever for the fiftieth for sixtieth time, but it turns out that despite his elite UWM edumacation, he's just as bad a reader as you are.

If anything I would have paid nutz a six pack and some smokes to paint. He's got the touch. Gentle, yet firm. Commanding, yet forgiving. Sensual without being slutty. Ahhhhhh. The touch.

Are you calling me stupid, stupid?


I'm calling you a poor reader. I'm calling Partial stupid.

Take up my reading skills with Mrs. Ratsul my 1st grade teacher, what a cunt she was.

[Partial]

You don't even paint your own bathroom? God, you are lazy. I hope someday I can marry a rich girl and reap all the benefits you do!!

You have to be pretty good in the sack. Besides if some people are natural painters, and others simply can't do it. Bathrooms are especially hard because of all the fixtures to paint around. It takes a special touch, same with a woman.

Your right it is better to just leach off your father's insurance company than to marry well.

I don't think going to school, getting a degree in computer science, getting a masters in something, and then working at a different job until my dad becomes incapable of continuing to run it with his brothers (my grandma is 86 and works 40 hour weeks still) to be mooching. I think it is called being deserving after putting in my time, the exact opposite of mooching.

I don't bust your balls since you have aspirations unlike the basket.


Can you remind me of my aspirations outside of becoming a cage fighter?

You said you wanted to go into business with your pops.

[SkinBasket]

I'm still suggesting you go buy yourself a woolie and paint the walls something other than white:

http://www.woolie.com/

I thought a woolie might be an awesome sheep intestine condom. I was disappointed.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I don't bust your balls since you have aspirations unlike the basket.
Can you remind me of my aspirations outside of becoming a cage fighter?

I think Partial was suggesting that you want to have more children, and Skinbasket hates the ones he already has. But maybe I'm reading this too literally.

[Scott Campbell]

This thread is supposed to be about Skin's bathroom. Is nothing sacred?

[Deputy Nutz]

I don't bust your balls since you have aspirations unlike the basket.
Can you remind me of my aspirations outside of becoming a cage fighter?

I think Partial was suggesting that you want to have more children, and Skinbasket hates the ones he already has. But maybe I'm reading this too literally.

I got snipped, so no more kids for me. Greatest day of my life.

[Partial]

What do they actually do for that? I thought they just injected something into your stones to make them stop producing sperm. Did it hurt?

[the_idle_threat]

What do they actually do for that? I thought they just injected something into your stones to make them stop producing sperm. Did it hurt?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[MJZiggy]

What do they actually do for that? I thought they just injected something into your stones to make them stop producing sperm. Did it hurt?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

We need emoticons that are laughing harder than that. (are there any "beer out of my nose funny ones?)

[Harlan Huckleby]

what is funny about Partial's question? Wouldn't surprise me if they could neutralize those gonads without surgery.

[Scott Campbell]

My wives have an amazing ability to neutralize my gonads with "the look".

[GrnBay007]

:lol: :lol:

[BallHawk]

What do they actually do for that? I thought they just injected something into your stones to make them stop producing sperm. Did it hurt?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

We need emoticons that are laughing harder than that. (are there any "beer out of my nose funny ones?)

Couldn't find one. Best I could find is this.


http://www.raptorschat.ca/forums/style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif

It's an improvement, no?

[MJZiggy]

That'll work. Thanks. A shot. Damn.

[Partial]

Why in the hell would anyone want anyone snipping around in there? That's crazy talk. You act like its crazy but its not. Male birth control will be around very shortly in oral form and shot form.

[MJZiggy]

Have a couple kids and you'll understand why people go snipping around in there. No one said male birth control wouldn't eventually show up, but the suggestion that a vasectomy is nothing more than a shot in the balls is hilarious. It's elective surgery.

And once you've had a couple kids, you'll understand why some people choose to do it. Depends on how you handle child rearing. Some folks can have 3 or 4 and want more (though now that you can control these things, it doesn't happen very often anymore) but a lot of people think one or two kids is enough for them to handle and don't want to mess with cancer and other risks associated with regular birth control use.

Before you go for yours make sure I tell you about the time my ex had his.

[BallHawk]

Why in the hell would anyone want anyone snipping around in there? That's crazy talk. You act like its crazy but its not. Male birth control will be around very shortly in oral form and shot form.

Thanks, Dr. House.

[Partial]

Have a couple kids and you'll understand why people go snipping around in there. No one said male birth control wouldn't eventually show up, but the suggestion that a vasectomy is nothing more than a shot in the balls is hilarious. It's elective surgery.

And once you've had a couple kids, you'll understand why some people choose to do it. Depends on how you handle child rearing. Some folks can have 3 or 4 and want more (though now that you can control these things, it doesn't happen very often anymore) but a lot of people think one or two kids is enough for them to handle and don't want to mess with cancer and other risks associated with regular birth control use.

Before you go for yours make sure I tell you about the time my ex had his.

That is a scary proposition because a sex life is so important in a relationship and it is a scary thought to think one jittery hand and that could all be down the tubes!!!

I am assuming they snip the tube connecting the testicles to flood gates. How do you not get wicked blue balls then?

[MJZiggy]

They're cutting the tubes, dude, not the nerves. They pull the tube out, cut it, burn both ends shut and tie it off. It's not a big deal, like a half hour in the doctor's office.

[Partial]

They're cutting the tubes, dude, not the nerves. They pull the tube out, cut it, burn both ends shut and tie it off. It's not a big deal, like a half hour in the doctor's office.

Right, so you have created an endless sperm cycle. Your testicles should grow and grow and grow. At least it is reversable that way where as killing the testicles and thus the sperm is not.

[MJZiggy]

Did you take ANY anat and phys, biology or science of ANY kind in your education? For gods sakes, I'm gonna let you have a little curiosity and investigate this one yourself instead of just telling you how the body handles these things. Go look it up.

Now, about that shitter...When do you actually get to shit in it?

[GrnBay007]

Now, about that shitter...When do you actually get to shit in it?

:shock: ewwe!! I don't think most of us care to know that answer.

[Partial]

Did you take ANY anat and phys, biology or science of ANY kind in your education? For gods sakes, I'm gonna let you have a little curiosity and investigate this one yourself instead of just telling you how the body handles these things. Go look it up.

Now, about that shitter...When do you actually get to shit in it?

so you have your testicle right. That is the miniature sperm factory. Per the wet dream theory, the sperm must exit upon too high of a quantity. If there is no exit tube, there sperm factory gets overloaded with sperm. Too much sperm is never a good thing.

I don't think its unheard of to not know how this works. I took 4 years of science in HS. Astronomy and geology one year, biology the next, chemistry the next, AP chemistry and physics.

My girlfriend, the physicians assistant student and gynocologist worker with a degree in biology, says she would have to look up how the sperm gets out.

Man, somehow I have developed a rep as the local idiot. I consider myself to be a pretty intelligent person.

[Scott Campbell]

Man, somehow I have developed a rep as the local idiot.



We all take turns. Yours just happens to be lasting a little bit longer.

[GrnBay007]

Man, somehow I have developed a rep as the local idiot. I consider myself to be a pretty intelligent person.

Ahh, don't feel that way. It's not like every educated/intelligent person out there knows everything about medical procedures....why should they if it doesn't concern them and they are not in the medical field. Of course someone that has had the procedure....or a spouse/partner that's had it will know more than the average joe....that's to be expected. Remember what they try to teach kids in school.....no question is a stupid question.

[MJZiggy]

Man, somehow I have developed a rep as the local idiot. I consider myself to be a pretty intelligent person.

Ahh, don't feel that way. It's not like every educated/intelligent person out there knows everything about medical procedures....why should they if it doesn't concern them and they are not in the medical field. Of course someone that has had the procedure....or a spouse/partner that's had it will know more than the average joe....that's to be expected. Remember what they try to teach kids in school.....no question is a stupid question.

If he understood your humor, it would help his case a lot. :wink: :lol: :lol:

[GrnBay007]

If he understood your humor, it would help his case a lot. :wink: :lol: :lol:

:D
Well, it was just ONE joke he didn't understand. ....well maybe more and he's afraid to ask. :wink:

[Iron Mike]

They're cutting the tubes, dude, not the nerves. They pull the tube out, cut it, burn both ends shut and tie it off. It's not a big deal, like a half hour in the doctor's office.

Not a big deal to you........you're not the one with a scalpel near the twig and berries.

[MJZiggy]

On my ex, the one-stitch scars were nowhere near them.

[Iron Mike]

http://www.mhhe.com/socscience/sex/common/ibank/ibank/0124a.jpg

That's pretty close, IMHO.

[Iron Mike]

http://www.aafp.org/afp/20061215/2069-f1.jpg

This is just wrong.

[MJZiggy]

His doctor did it further up the vas deferens closer to the bladder. Didn't need to mess with the boys at all.

[Scott Campbell]

Ouchie.

[Iron Mike]

Ouchie.

Seconded.

http://www.dr-miller.com/Bilder/IUD.jpg

That's what I'm talking about. :wink:

[MJZiggy]

The religious right will have your ass for that. That's abortion, you know.

[Iron Mike]

Anything to keep the scalpel away from the orchids.

[Iron Mike]

so you have your testicle right. That is the miniature sperm factory. Per the wet dream theory, the sperm must exit upon too high of a quantity. If there is no exit tube, there sperm factory gets overloaded with sperm. Too much sperm is never a good thing.


Actually, I think any sperm not able to be ejaculated would just be re-absorbed back into the body. Think of it......males produce semen until their seventh-eight decade. Make a guess at how many 70 to 80 year-old men regularily have a chance to "clear the pipes." Either there's a bunch of CNAs cleaning up bedsheets in the nursing facilities that we're unaware of, or elderly men having their package explode from too much pressure, or your wet dream theory is full of hot air rather than you-know-what. :wink:

[MJZiggy]

I wanted the boy to figure that out on his own!!! :x

[SkinBasket]

Man, somehow I have developed a rep as the local idiot.


I consider myself to be a pretty intelligent person.

These two things probably have a lot to do with each other.

And the whole wet dream as a way to release overstocked sperm? What are you, like 10 years old? I know there's often strange holes in people's knowledge and education that are inexplicable - I had a friend who was 26 years old and didn't know what a gear was, for example. But come on. Seriously:


Right, so you have created an endless sperm cycle. Your testicles should grow and grow and grow.

You actually believe your man sack is nothing but a giant glob of sperm waiting indefinitely to be released? You must be pounding the silly string several times a day out of pure fear that your scrotum's going to blow up. Now I know why you think you're so busy.

[Deputy Nutz]

Did you take ANY anat and phys, biology or science of ANY kind in your education? For gods sakes, I'm gonna let you have a little curiosity and investigate this one yourself instead of just telling you how the body handles these things. Go look it up.

Now, about that shitter...When do you actually get to shit in it?

so you have your testicle right. That is the miniature sperm factory. Per the wet dream theory, the sperm must exit upon too high of a quantity. If there is no exit tube, there sperm factory gets overloaded with sperm. Too much sperm is never a good thing.

I don't think its unheard of to not know how this works. I took 4 years of science in HS. Astronomy and geology one year, biology the next, chemistry the next, AP chemistry and physics.

My girlfriend, the physicians assistant student and gynocologist worker with a degree in biology, says she would have to look up how the sperm gets out.

Man, somehow I have developed a rep as the local idiot. I consider myself to be a pretty intelligent person.

Oh man, I think I just pissed myself. Your body stops producing sperm after a while once the surgery is done.

The problem with you Partial is that you are a "know everything" you feel free to comment on issues you know jack shit about and then you feel bad because your stupidity becomes abundantly clear on the subject matter at hand.

[Partial]

I wanted the boy to figure that out on his own!!! :x

If these old fogeys are anything like me, they'll be clearing the pipes twice daily. Manually for now, once the girlfriend gets back hopefully that falls into place.

[Partial]

Didn't I pose a series of questions to you asking to explain the process? Then I explained my thought process behind it.

Where is the "know everything"?

[CyclonePackFan]

Didn't I pose a series of questions to you asking to explain the process? Then I explained my thought process behind it.

Where is the "know everything"?

Just let it go, dude... I found the answer in a 30 second Google search when I was reading this earlier.

And "twice daily"? Might want to work on your libido there.... :P

Oh man, Guinness might be the death of me. :oops:

[MJZiggy]

I wanted the boy to figure that out on his own!!! :x

If these old fogeys are anything like me, they'll be clearing the pipes twice daily. Manually for now, once the girlfriend gets back hopefully that falls into place.

That was more information than I really needed to know about your pipes. I was more suggesting that I wanted you to do the 30 second google search that CPF did when he started reading this topic. Curiosity is golden.

[SkinBasket]

Curiosity is golden.

But beating your man sausage twice a day out of pure fear of physical harm is platinum.

[Partial]

It's not fear. Hell, I don't have that kind of time anymore. That was like senior year of HS when that legitimately occured, when I had the girlfriend and the blue balls as a result from being too young to get booty.

[BallHawk]

Will the fun ever end?

[Zool]

Will the fun ever end?

God I hope not.

[Harlan Huckleby]

did i read that Partial had a girlfriend with blue balls?

[MJZiggy]

did i read that Partial had a girlfriend with blue balls?

Edited because I wanted to.

[Little Whiskey]

I needed a good laugh today. thanks to all who participated!

[Tyrone Bigguns]

My god, partial can't be that clueless can he?

I'm now firmly convinced that it is an act. He is the Emily Litella of the forum.

"What is all this fuss I hear about the Supreme Court decision on a "deaf" penalty? It's terrible! Deaf people have enough problems as it is!"

"Hello, This is Emily Litella. I'm not home right now, but I will call you back as soon as possible. Just leave your name, number and what time you called after you hear the sound of the Jeep."

"Well, that's the liverboat, coming down the Mississippi with LOADS of liver! And I'm standing here with Captain Devero Boyee, who is a captain of a BIG liverboat! Just like the one you just heard! Tell me, Captain - just how did the tradition of the liverboat start? Now, I know liver is rich in iron and vitamins, but so is PORK! Now, why aren't there PORK boats?!

[SkinBasket]

Alright queers. Enough cock talk. Harlan wanted an update.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000525.jpg
The shower tiled in and awaiting grout.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000524.jpg
Shower floor is completadora.

[Cheesehead Craig]

What a great shower to pee in!

[Freak Out]

Tough to clean up soap scum and come off that stuff though.......but it looks great and it appears Senior Nutz is doing a fine job.

[MadtownPacker]

Tough to clean up soap scum and come off that stuff though......That wont be a problem since Skin swallows.

[SkinBasket]

Tough to clean up soap scum and come off that stuff though......That wont be a problem since Skin swallows.

I eat a lot of weird stuff, but I have never once eaten soap scum you ignoramus.

[MadtownPacker]

Tough to clean up soap scum and come off that stuff though......That wont be a problem since Skin swallows.

I eat a lot of weird stuff, but I have never once eaten soap scum you ignoramus.I dont think you would swallow soap scum either.

[SkinBasket]

I'm starting to think you got yourself into some bad weed about a month ago.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I'm starting to think you got yourself into some bad weed about a month ago.

Bad weed? There is such a thing?

I always thought of weed like sex. It great, its good, and even when it is bad..it is still pretty good.

Thank you..i'll be here all week. Try the prime rib. Don't forget to tip your waitress!

[Iron Mike]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000525.jpg
The shower tiled in and awaiting grout.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000524.jpg
Shower floor is completadora.

That looks pretty awesome. Were you aware that you can get sealer that lasts like, 20 years?? It's ridiculously expensive, tho.

[Scott Campbell]

That looks pretty awesome. Were you aware that you can get sealer that lasts like, 20 years?? It's ridiculously expensive, tho.


20 years in a shower?

Might be worth it.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I always thought of weed like sex. It great, its good, and even when it is bad..it is still pretty good.

Thank you..i'll be here all week. Try the prime rib. Don't forget to tip your waitress!

I think your act needs a little spark, maybe a preshow line of coke.

[Iron Mike]

That looks pretty awesome. Were you aware that you can get sealer that lasts like, 20 years?? It's ridiculously expensive, tho.


20 years in a shower?

Might be worth it.

3-5 years for $140.00/gal

http://www.stonetechstore.com/proddetail.asp?prod=BPSS%2D1G

[SkinBasket]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1000527.jpg
The other side of the room. The mirrors are on sliders with medicine cabinets behind.

[Harlan Huckleby]

3-5 years for $140.00/gal

wow, harsh. I raped a woman and only served two years.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Updates?

[Zool]

3-5 years for $140.00/gal

wow, harsh. I raped a woman and only served two years.

Was she dressed like a dude?

[SkinBasket]

So I cleaned. I would apologize for the delay if I didn't hate all of you. Here's the final product:

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/a0102.jpg
The newly enclosed turd receptacle.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/a0201.jpg
Sink, mirrors, faucets.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/a0301.jpg
Shower with anus shaving bench.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/a0302.jpg
Tub, shower with anus spraying nozzles.

I would recommend nutz's pops to anyone, but he won't work for you because you're all a bunch of assholes. Well, he might, but he wouldn't like it.

[Iron Mike]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/a0301.jpg

That's beautiful.

I'm glad I don't have to clean that glass, though. :P

[SkinBasket]

God I'm going to miss all the work someone else did to this shitter.

[SkinBasket]

Right, so you have created an endless sperm cycle. Your testicles should grow and grow and grow. At least it is reversable that way where as killing the testicles and thus the sperm is not.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Nutz and I were just recalling this greatest moment in packerrats history last week. I'm glad i stumbled across it again!

[SkinBasket]

so you have your testicle right. That is the miniature sperm factory. Per the wet dream theory, the sperm must exit upon too high of a quantity. If there is no exit tube, there sperm factory gets overloaded with sperm. Too much sperm is never a good thing.

I don't think its unheard of to not know how this works. I took 4 years of science in HS. Astronomy and geology one year, biology the next, chemistry the next, AP chemistry and physics.

My girlfriend, the physicians assistant student and gynocologist worker with a degree in biology, says she would have to look up how the sperm gets out.

Man, somehow I have developed a rep as the local idiot. I consider myself to be a pretty intelligent person.

Man, I haven't laughed so hard since we fed Partial to the wolves.

[Freak Out]

That is some classic shit. Holy fuck.

[Little Whiskey]

Partial--
Man, somehow I have developed a rep as the local idiot. I consider myself to be a pretty intelligent person.


a great line in packerrat history. thanks skin.

maybe you should build a greatest hits thread. maybe we could grab some old stuff from JSO and CE too! I wonder if they ever shut those old forums down?

[Freak Out]

The christian encourager.....I lasted about 30 seconds there. Wasn't that a Tex hang out?

[Little Whiskey]

the end was kinda fun over at CE. UPF just kinda melted down.

[Iron Mike]

Remember when this board first came around and Test (Matt) antagonized EVERYONE???

[swede]

Remember when this board first came around and Test (Matt) antagonized EVERYONE???

The Torrance Marshall thread was JSO wasn't it?

That was like a rip in the wormhole that took a football forum places it shouldn't have gone.

[Scott Campbell]

Wasn't there a classic "I think I'm Prego" thread?

[SkinBasket]

Wasn't there a classic "I think I'm Prego" thread?

It's in the fucking Garbage with everything else that doesn't suck cock about this forum.

[Iron Mike]

The Torrance Marshall thread was JSO wasn't it?

That was like a rip in the wormhole that took a football forum places it shouldn't have gone.

That shit STILL continues on teh interwebz:

http://www.talk-sports.net/afl/history.aspx/Torrance_Marshall

[MJZiggy]

God I'm going to miss all the work someone else did to this shitter.

Just remember, they have shitters other people worked on in Kentucky too.

[Little Whiskey]

Just remember, they have shitters other people worked on in Kentucky too.

however, you have to go outside to use them.

[SkinBasket]

Just remember, they have shitters other people worked on in Kentucky too.

Yeah, that's what we thought. Turns out no one in KY or OH believes in the idea of a master bath much. 97% of them follow the same 3 plans using the standard cheap ass materials. 2% are worse... and carpeted. 0.5% have those shower inserts and the last 0.5 have been updated tastefully - usually at the expense of the rest of the house.

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skin, i would have figured you would have at least 2 lcd's in the shitter so you could enjoy your guy on guy porn

[Scott Campbell]

however, you have to go outside to use them.


LOL!

[SkinBasket]

skin, i would have figured you would have at least 2 lcd's in the shitter so you could enjoy your guy on guy porn

Its wired for cable, but Ive never been a tv in the bathroom type of guy. If I'm going to watch two guys fucking, I'm going to do it from the comfort of my sofa.

[Little Whiskey]

Wasn't there a classic "I think I'm Prego" thread?

where the hell are the rest of the romper room threads. We only have 3pages? BS. I want to take a stroll down memory lane.

[SkinBasket]

where the hell are the rest of the romper room threads. We only have 3pages? BS. I want to take a stroll down memory lane.

I think you are a tad retarded. I see 124 pages of topics.

[retailguy]

I think you are a tad retarded. I see 124 pages of topics.

He probably has his settings set to only view topics for a certain period of time.

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where the hell are the rest of the romper room threads. We only have 3pages? BS. I want to take a stroll down memory lane.

go to the setting link up at the top of the page

then go to general settings, its on the left under "my setting/my account"

then find "Default Thread Age Cut Off" and switch it to show all

i think that'll do it

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FYI

you aren't missing a whole lot by not being able to go way back

its just a bunch of coldplay shit

[mraynrand]

Its wired for cable, but Ive never been a tv in the bathroom type of guy. If I'm going to watch two guys fucking, I'm going to do it from the comfort of my sofa.

http://www.nightmarefactory.com/PM5050.jpg

[SnakeLH2006]

Snake doesn't understand all the Skin's talk about shitters too much.

Women never shit. I've dated plenty (lived with many) girls. They NEVER shit. Never seen it, nor wanted to see it.

Skin, your basement shitter seems like a waste.

Then again, my views on A2M, would be devastated if you showed evidence to the contrary.

[SkinBasket]

Skin, your basement shitter seems like a waste.

it's the master bath you goddamn goon, not the basement. It's like you used your time away to find a woman and forgot how to read.

[MichiganPackerFan]

This thread was before I returned from my hiatus, so thank you for resurrecting it so I could enjoy it. I never thought I could get this much enjoyment from skin's bathroom.

I do miss partial: there are some GEMS in there!!

Where the fuck is harlan?


When I was a kid, if we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub.
Neither being an adult nor owning a jacuzzi can ever prevent you from doing that.




She and her brother actually did the tiling on the stair risers also. I like how it turned out:

Guess who stained and varnished all the carsiding on the ceiling??

Madtown?

Funniest line EVER.


We all take turns. Yours just happens to be lasting a little bit longer.
Surprising injection of sympathy and encouragement towards partial. He did seem to enjoy biting the hands who fed him though.


The religious right will have your ass for that. That's abortion, you know.
Love it: thank you.

[SkinBasket]

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[HowardRoark]

We need emoticons that are laughing harder than that. (are there any "beer out of my nose funny ones?)

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[Freak Out]

Torrance Marshall? Who?