The Girl I Liked (song lyrics)

As I promised in my blogg, I will write a song about the girl i liked. This is a proable B-side song for The Dopes soon to be released in the unknown future debut album entitled, "the Homosexual Life of Ted Thompson." Enjoy.


The Girl I Liked

I walk pass her every day
There isn’t much I can say
She must be too pretty for me
As lovers we will never be

A goddess holds onto my fate
She should decide between love and hate
We really can’t be friends
They rarely fuck in the end

Chorus:
Is love fleeting or is it just sex?
Beautiful Julia loves Rex
They rarely do it anymore
He has to pay just to score

So I called her late last night
We got into a little fight
I asked her for just one chance
The waiting game is her stance

Chorus:
I guess I just want her for sex
And she wants to wait for love
I guess I just want her for sex
And she wants to wait for love

We will never be
Adam and Eve

comment?

C effort tank, C effort. I see so much more from you.

[Satire]

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Tank

The Red-Haired Girl green-lighted me
An evening's romance is to be
Obligatory night in town
Precedes a night of gettin' down

I'll get her to stay at my place
And ask her to sit on my face
She's almost fallen for my scheme
My salmon 'r gonna swim upstream

(Chorus)
Flaccid Flaccid
Jesus WTF!
It's never been this limp before
Good grief! This really sucks!

Flaccid Flaccid
Sweetie don't be cruel
Your laughing doesn't help it much
My hapless little tool


O Woe is me how can it be
The Nutzy plan worked beautifully
She came around just like they said
Now here's my chance, and "Teddy's" dead ...

Flaccid Flaccid
I can't believe it's true
I coulda used this girl tonight
If Teddy had pulled through

Flaccid Flaccid
Cursed Melty-Man!
I had a cutie in my bed
Instead of my right hand

But it will never be
Back to nudie mags for me

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[/Satire]