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How many more days until training camp?
10.
delete this thread
Why?
I will NOT read it until I get a summary. But, I don't want it deleted...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jpoppinga
No pain, no gain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tarlam!
You've got to earn this one, Tarlam.
I ran across this product in an online pharmacy.
It seems that somebody has a little undisclosed conflict of interest.
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It's gonna be a loooonnnnggg week. **heavy sigh**
Wait a minute. Ziggy, are you really Dr. Sue Johannson? You offer sound, almost clinical advice on spermicides. Well done.
Thank you esoxx. No. I am looking for a career, but somehow don't think that's it.
Hang in there, Zig.Quote:
Originally Posted by MJZiggy
Sometimes on here you just have to take the charge.
This would be a career I enjoy; anti pregnancy. I'd have lots of good advice on this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by esoxx
I don't Every time my wife and I have unprotected sex, you guessed it another kid. :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bretsky
Just go for a quick snip. Outpatient. No big deal.
Easier said than done. They stick you with a needleQuote:
Originally Posted by MJZiggy
Ask for a little lidocaine first. They put the gel on and you don't feel the shot go in.
Gel on the dong? I could do that. By the way they make condoms with lidocaine in them now. That is for all you boys out there that have an itchy trigger finger. That would be your 11th finger.Quote:
Originally Posted by MJZiggy
I'm with the band.
This is a great thread, it must never die.
Mazzin!
Turn in your cycle report for July, immediately.
That is all.
This was a classic thread.
One more bump, for nostalgia's sake.
I think people are still voting.
edited for being a dic
"But honey, if you use the back door, you don't have to worry about pregnancy ..."
"But honey, if you use the back door, you don't have to worry about pregnancy ...but you do have to worry about extreme pleasure, so sit back and relax baby"
Oh oh ! What are we into now ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Nutz
she has a poopy colored eye
Mazzin,
Evidently, I can't coax you out into the open.
I've been meaning to thank you for starting one King-hell thread. I really dug this exchange. I'm sure you had no idea who great this thread would be, nobody ever does.
You got everybody involved, people got happy and pissed, and there were several solid fights. Hell, even I got into a minor spat.
One of the features of this thread I found hilarious was the poll. It kept coming up page after page and was always funny for different reasons depending on who was going crazy in the thread.
I've never voted in your poll. Because it was stupid. if you do get pregnant, you will have a child, you seem committed to that. if that happens, it really doesn't matter what you say to anybody or when you say it. Words are basically meaningless.
So your choices are all meaningless:
"Tell the parents?
Tell the Boyfriend but not the parents?
Tell both?
Wait it out for piss sticks results? " ???????????????????
It really doesn't matter.
So why not make it memorable?
Gather all of 'em together. Get 'em all ridiculously drunk (espec. mom) if they don't drink, make 'em drink, pour a fifth of Schnapps down their throats. (make sure you are hammered, too.) When they are all weaving pretty good, gather them around a fire (fire means truth, ya know). A fire pit in the driveway around 2AM sounds about right.
When everybody is wobbling good, throw back your head and yell "Guess what everybody, I'm knocked up"! then give a loud horselaugh for a couple minutes. When yer done, eveyone will have a reaction. Your mom will laugh or cry, or give you a hug. Your dad will be pissed, but try to hide it. Your boyfriend may do anything. Propose, poop his pants, run away, who knows?
But it will be over and you can keep going on with existence. The fallout may be more severe than if you did it "properly", but there will be one positive result. 6 years from now, you will have a classic story to tell about the kid, and it happened before he/she was even born!
Good advice KY and may I add:
Mazzin. . . If it's a boy - you'd better name that Lad - Brett.
Nutz,Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Nutz
I see a guy standing in front of her in a suit and tie, in the reflection in her eye.
Maybe you should start a poll
Who wants to get hit with the magic stick?
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Summary: A heartwarming story of how a mother pickled her baby.Quote:
Originally Posted by KYPack
Im BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!
Well damnit A.J. Married her, so much for me gettin him.
Guys i really missed you fuckers!!!! It feels so good to be back!
And no i dont wanna get my damned baby drunk, but im not pregnant so f-that, a little pot tonight, so if im weird its all cool :cool:
welcome back. you haven't missed too much. everybody seems to be yelling at tank. ziggy killed a monkey by feeding it pork. what else.... Mad had some troubles with the website, then he said he was gonna break my starfish, which sounds a lot like buggary to me.
You've got to STOP disappearing like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazzin
We have a new posse here now - headed up by Tank . . . and well he was saddling up . . . gonna head on out to find ya Mazzin.
We'll rein him in.
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Dam ! I think that was a Black Forest cake.
Wow, Pickled babies were unpopular?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazzin
The Forum has mellowed over the years. (She isn't pregnant, so the "campifre scenario" was a joke, den dere ey?)
HH's report is about right.
You were named in a list of Tank's "friends" (So was Harlan), so ya got that goin' for ya.
Welcome back, now I'll vote in your poll.