That's cute.Quote:
Originally Posted by Upnorth
You do realize that in dog talk licking the alpha pack member's muzzle is a way of asking you to regurgitate food, right?
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That's cute.Quote:
Originally Posted by Upnorth
You do realize that in dog talk licking the alpha pack member's muzzle is a way of asking you to regurgitate food, right?
how do you know that Upnorth is the alpha? maybe his dog is. so what does it mean if the alpha licks a sub members muzzle?
I believe the protocol is that the sub panics, rolls on its back and pees.
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Good insight. Next time I see someone back down in a professional situation I'm accessing this visual.Quote:
Originally Posted by MJZiggy
Both of my dogs are bitches and listen to me. They also listen to my wife when I am not around, but when I am it infuriates her that they run to me (i am so great!!!).Quote:
Originally Posted by Little Whiskey
As to regurgitating food, I did almost puke as that dog likes to eat sheep shit. I did not enjoy her attention that day at all, that little bithc (and by little she is just over 50 lbs).
Funny Dog story...
A couple years ago on x-mas eve I was hanging out at my brother's house helping make food for the next day. My nephew was there with his two dogs....two male shih tzus. He had to go out of town for the night so I agreed to watch them. They were completely fine when he was there. Perfectly well behaved. As soon as he walked out the door....and I mean the door was barely closed....they started humping the shit out of me. It was crazy! Never seen anything like it. If I was sitting in the family room they would be on the furniture doing my arm. If I was standing they would have me backed in to a corner! lol So there were other females in the house but they didn't touch them. I don't know if it was because I have a female dog at my house and they could smell the scent of my dog or what. Crazy dogs!!!!!
I let my dog Popper dry hump a college girl when I was in school.
I swear I read this in National Lampoon BITD....it was followed up with "I stole a tit squeeze off Dorothy Hamill at the Ice Capades."Quote:
Originally Posted by Freak Out
Did Popper pop her?Quote:
Originally Posted by Freak Out
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You got it Mike. It was 1980 or so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iron Mike
NO! Your simply just so attractive. :idea:Quote:
Originally Posted by GrnBay007
"I stole a tit squeeze off Dorothy Hamill" Iron MikeQuote:
Originally Posted by Freak Out
Is that something like 'a candy kiss'?
nice backhanded compliment, woody.Quote:
Originally Posted by woodbuck27
007 you are so attractive that dogs want to hump your arms and legs.
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Originally Posted by Little Whiskey
OK, 14 lbs of beef cooking at my house today for Italian beef sandwiches for my daughter's graduation party. House smells pretty darn good. Lord knows why I decided to start this at 4pm as I will be up most of the night now. This was supposed to be a trial run but the meat I ordered from a distributor through work came in early. Gotta go with the flow and cook all the meat this weekend and freeze it which I guess I will be thankful for in two weeks when I'm preparing everything else and the meat will be ready to go just heat it up. Will see what this looks like and if it doesn't look like enough will be cooking another 14 lbs. tomorrow.
She didn't want two separate parties so my ex and I are throwing it together. He is buying the beer and pop and I'm cooking all the food. Little lopsided but some things never change :)
So you go from dogs humping random body parts to making italian 'meat' sandwiches. Who exactly did you get your 14 lbs of meat from? Is anyone you know looking for missing pets? Have you being using bath salts while preparing the menu?Quote:
Originally Posted by GrnBay007
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