Dear nutz,
It's been a while. Now get over to my house and get me a cocksmoking estimate. Please.
Or I won't buy you a private dance from the BO stripper next time.
xoxo,
The Skinbasket
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Dear nutz,
It's been a while. Now get over to my house and get me a cocksmoking estimate. Please.
Or I won't buy you a private dance from the BO stripper next time.
xoxo,
The Skinbasket
Dear nutz,
Regards from sunny Neosho. I just wanted to relieve any anxiety you may have as a result of my condition at the time of our parting. I am alive and taking fluids. I made it to the park & ride on 67 by breathing quickly and shallowly before my arms and feet went numb and I had to unleash what I think were the hush puppies and a couple of unidentified chunks of meat. I have learned I need to chew more. Fortunately, they represented the final resistance. Within minutes, functionality was restored to my limbs, and I completed my journey. Thank you again for your hospitality and your concern. I must now go throw hay bails at my brother in law.
Good day,
The Skinbasket
I was worried.
I already miss your sweet embrace.
Dear nutz,
Are you still planning the survivalist retreat for the 17th? If so, I believe I will be able to attend. I need to get this cheap ass scope sighted out.
The retreat is still planned for the 17th. We will be leaving on Friday. morning hopefully. I wish I would have been able to paint your house
Why am I picturing Wylie Coyote and a bunch of Acme crates, or Boo-boo & Yogi, out walking in the woods when I think about this retreat?
I'm thinking Goonies with drugs, guns and hookers.
We'll have much more fun reflooring the shower. You sitting out in the sun all day while I sit inside playing video games wouldn't have been much of a visit.
You'll have to call me with directions. I can't come up until that Friday night most likely. We'll see, I'll try for Thursday night, but I'll probably have to do indescribable things in the bed to make that happen.
Or you could just take your balls in your own hands and tell her you don't need a reason.
It is perverted
http://diy-green-home-improvement.co...le-300x298.jpg
I could dig one of those. You got any spades?
http://diy-green-home-improvement.co...raining-yards/
French drain installation and purpose.
I thought he was done buying spades?