I actually loved "The Dean Lowry Army", Fritz's best joke ever, even if that is a low bar. But too late to change the thread title.
edit: I assume you got the pun, Max. Max, Max, wake up, Max.
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I actually loved "The Dean Lowry Army", Fritz's best joke ever, even if that is a low bar. But too late to change the thread title.
edit: I assume you got the pun, Max. Max, Max, wake up, Max.
Hey! I resemble that remark.
Be careful, Harlan. I'm armed, unlike Dean Lowry.
First string! Finally something for the fan club to cheer about.
http://rs554.pbsrc.com/albums/jj417/...use-1.gif~c200
Thanks, of course our hero was briefly at top of McCoach's depth chart last year. This season Mean Dean reaches for the stars.
http://www.chelsey.co.nz/uploads/cla...es_1-50_17.jpg
You know if Lowry were interested in genealogy he'd make a great Dean for the College of Arms.
http://www.packers.com/team/roster/d...-3f0133bf0772/
Short arms Eh !
Big deal this athlete stands 6 feet 6 inches (296 lbs).
http://www.packers.com/news-and-even...a-b9dee3baa3f7
Dean Lowry expects to build on strong finish ....Posted Jun 26, 2017
and .... Lowry looking to make big jump in year two
" Hear from Green Bay Packers DE Dean Lowry as he talks about an intense practice and his goals in Year 2. "
http://www.packers.com/media-center/...d-0c0d466e6070
Count me in: I am pulling for Dean Lowry.
The pun material in this club is top notch but I cannot join. I savaged this human vest as a prospect fully exposing myself to Patlerization.
My Lowry loyalty is based completely on seeing him in two college games where he looked very big and active, moving from sideline to sideline. Pillar to post. Badgers couldn't block him.
I wonder if Lowry has trouble reaching for his wallet when the check arrives.
I have to say, Lowry always reminds me of this kid in High School who we called Spider Monkey. Kid could touch his knees without bending his torso. He was a freak of nature, an anti-Dean.
Nah, he was too short. More like this guy:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.co...9190472487.gif
We in the Dean Lowry Army refers to the long-armed as "knuckle draggers."
(I just remembered some cartoon strip in National Lampoon Magazine, or maybe it was Mad Magazine - some fine journal ion any event. It was a strip about these "siamese twin" brothers who were sheltered inside by their embarrassed parents. They would look out the window at the other kids and yell, "nah, nah, one-zies!")
Well, there was once a 'Nick the Kick Lowry' and now it's: Dean the Spleen Lowry? Dean the Green Lowry? Dean the Tween Lowry? Dean the Gene Lowry? Keep'em coming!
I'm sad I missed this in it's first iteration. Love the chart thing that says he doesn't have a penis.
Had anyone been able to confirm if he did suffer a sprained mcll? Also can anyone confirm if it occurred while trying to touch his toes? Or was he jumping up to reach something off the top shelf?
The legendary Josh Flickinger says it is a sprained MCL.
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My sources say MRI revealed no significant damage for Packers DE Dean Lowry's knee. Sprained MCL is diagnosis. Should be fine.
3:00 PM - 21 Aug 2017 from Wisconsin, USA