this is what i think of as a tire iron. not a blue piece of plastic. (which i would assume would be called a Tire Plastic?)
http://www-gt.diff.net/media/2001_03...-001.small.jpg
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this is what i think of as a tire iron. not a blue piece of plastic. (which i would assume would be called a Tire Plastic?)
http://www-gt.diff.net/media/2001_03...-001.small.jpg
I used one of those to fuck my mom once. It was a little awkward. Since it fit.
Skinbasket you are not wanted here. You're on my block list so your post is hidden. Please don't post here any longer out of respect. I will let you do your thing & expect in return that you stay out of my threads, don't respond to me, etc. I don't want any affiliation with you at all on these forums.
Well, I got slaughtered in tennis today. Couldn't move on the court. Very lathargic. I can hang with the kid too, I know it, but he beat me 1-6, 1-6. I was playing 1 singles in a 3.5 league.
I also have smelly gas this morning. Probably because it's so hot.
I meant hot outside. Not in my anus or my intestines or wherever it is farts stay until you push them out. Although they might just be thermally balanced today. Especially with the humidity. In my anus.
This one time, I tried paying people in stores with green acorns and they laughed at me.
How can the ladies resist. Sometimes I think I'd rather have Harlan as my wingman.
Fuck no......she should give you head regardless. God says once she signs on to the deal she's ours to have when we want. It's a sin to deny us our lustful pleasures......wait....she is your wife right?
sweetie poo.
So you are co-virginity acceptors, she is younger than you, and you will have sweaty balls?
I would recommend shaking up a bottle of 7up pre-cock ingestion and giving yourself a bit of a refresher spray. Not only will the bubbles cleanse you, but the lemon-lime scent will attract her deeper into your man parts, enforcing the deep, soulful connection you have before you drop your load on her. By load, I mean ejaculate. Do not poop on your lover. Unless she tries to run.
If you are into poop especially from or on your lover there is a wonderful thread with pictures in the garbage can some where.