Harlan:
If you support this thread I'll teach you alot:
Good stuff like:
1. Sex Education. . 'the Canadian Way'.
Harlan, it works up here - as we only have 32.5 million citizens in the whole darn country.
2. How to build a beer cooler out of a toilet tank.
3. How to fall in love with a log.
4. How to fool around with a snowblower or make an igloo.
5.How to win a whittling contest and impress the Ladies.
6. Something useful you can do with that old crinoline up in the atttic. Like Basketball?
7. Various methods of trapping and snaring.
8. Different ways to signal for help.
9. How to find water. How to dig a well where and when you find water, and without a permit to save money or that hidden tax.
10. Ever gone canoe jousting in the summer or had an unbelievable ice fishing experience in winter, Harlan?
11. Harlan. Would you know exactly what to do, if someone stole your collection of Robert Goulet records? I've got the answer for ya.
12. The best place and way to sling a hammock.
13. Don't toss out those Jimy Buffet Hawaiian shirts. You may experience a home invasion by a Black Bear. How's that now? It's all in upcoming editions on this thread Harlan.
14. The many useful things you can do with old oil drums.
15. Favourite Canadian past times. Like Skeet Golf, picniking in the wood's by finding your own food, changing the oil in your Monster truck, etc.
16. The proper rules of etiquette, if gun powder ends up in the salt and pepper shakers, or one of your Bud's gets really loaded at the camp and toss's a running shoe into the pot of chili.
17. Also how to tell him to leave politely, if an elephant drops into the camp just as your all psyched up to leave for the Legion Saturday Nite dance. How to keep your cool
18. How to make a coffin out of a refridgerator.
19. How to rustproof your car by covering it with linoleum.
20. Did you know that every tool can be used as a hammer? Explained.
and much much more. . . .