Dear nutz,
We should consider consider going out again and finalizing your terms of servitude. First In have to figure out how to open our broken dishwasher and free my utensil brethren inside.
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Dear nutz,
We should consider consider going out again and finalizing your terms of servitude. First In have to figure out how to open our broken dishwasher and free my utensil brethren inside.
How did you get your dick trapped in the dishwasher?Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
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Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
Oh come on. Like you've never tried that out of curiosity.
You guys'll stick that thing just about anywhere, won't you?
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Originally Posted by MJZiggy
You'll have to ask nicer than that Dear. :lol:
Walked right into that one. :roll:
I think the more appropriate question is how did I manage to go this long without getting my dick trapped in the dishwasher?Quote:
Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
It's all good now. Fucking plastic parts being used in the worst places. USA! USA! USA! Gooooooooooooooooooooooooo labor unions!
You interested in a dishwasher that needs a $20 part to get fixed? The wife's been looking for an excuse to get a new one. This one only has a little man juice in it and washes most of this shit off of the dishes. Not all, but most, or most of some of it anyway.
I don't need a dishwasher. I wish I did. How do you get your wife to do dishes?
Go fuck yourself.
I'm buying a Bosch. I'm going to fuck the quiet right out of it.
Anyway, is Monday good for you?
I don't think that'll get her to do anything...My ex used to do the dishes when I was home. He argued about it once and I left him home with the baby all day. He never complained about the dishes again.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
Where did you go?Quote:
Originally Posted by MJZiggy
She went back to her home on whore Island. that was a mean trick to play on that poor man. First you make him do the dishes, then take care of a baby.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
where did you find the baby?
thanks for offering to come help with the playset, my kids thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
Sure. Monday is fine.
I went to the bookstore, then out to lunch, then made a stop at the Home Depot and Lowes because the bastards at HD didn't have what I wanted, then I went to Target, did the grocery shopping and went home. I know I should have gone to the strip club, but they don't have male strip clubs...Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
What is a male strip club?Quote:
Originally Posted by MJZiggy
My point exactly.
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Originally Posted by SkinBasket
We got an ASCO. It also has that European snob appeal, and is also quiet. But I'm not sure it cleans so great. So I rinse everything clean before loading it. Our dishwasher is really just a glorified sanitizer.
I wish Nutz's Dad lived out here. I've got 2 bathrooms in need of a remodel.
I have a Bosch....works very well and is all shiny with hidden buttons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
My dishwasher hasn't worked for some time. I'm so used to doing them by hand now I don't miss it. Only time it comes in really handy is if there is a larger group here for a meal. I never really liked putting a few dishes in the dishwasher and waiting till later to fill it up and do a whole load....so it's easier for me to just wash/dry them as we go.
But hey.....if you guys get bored with playsets and dishwashers you can come over and help me stain my deck!! :D
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Originally Posted by GrnBay007
mail order Swedish maid service :?:
Maid......shmaid!!! I clean because I have to .......not because I like it!! :P
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Originally Posted by GrnBay007
ah, but the fringe benefits around here are great :lol:
Really? I'm told caramel would be involved.....and I'm not very fond of caramel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bretsky
:P
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Originally Posted by GrnBay007
ah, but any caramel that has polluted you..........I can take care of that
Which one did you get? It looks like I'm paying $150 for every 3 decibels quieter they are. Otherwise the models are pretty much the same. As far as it being shiny, that doesn't really matter since the kids are just going to press their dirty faces against it and spill their fucking juice all over it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Freak Out
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Originally Posted by SkinBasket
As for it being quiet, is that going to matter either with all the kids running around? You might want one that sounds like a jet engine just to drown out the kid noise.
Fuck your dishwashers. You all sound like fucking snobs.
My dishwasher is very quiet, and doesn't require any cleaning by me. The kids stay away from my dishwasher. His name is Miguel.
http://www.narconews.com/images/MIGUEL-LOYA.jpg
http://<br /> http://www.boschappli...HX68E15UC.htmlQuote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
This one is so quiet you pretty much can't hear it running.
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Originally Posted by mraynrand
what does Miguel do for medical care if he cuts his finger on one of your ginzu knives hidden in the soapy water?
whups, sorry, verboten in romper room.
We have duct tape available at the house.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby
Nice fail on your link there poopy dick. That dishwasher costs more than some of the homes nutz sells to prostitutes and junkies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zool
007....Snake has admired your snarky posts (like mine) and admired you for years. Trust me, Snake will be happy to stain your deck and then some. I'd even clean your carpet if you'd wish. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by GrnBay007
smooth.
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Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby
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I'll call you. Naked.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
The plan is to bust you out of that jail of a house at 7:30 again, find lots to eat and drink. If I can't roll around with other men, I'll let you know and be over earlier.