Speaking of which, I am casting for any midgets that are interested in porn, they must also be gay.Quote:
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Speaking of which, I am casting for any midgets that are interested in porn, they must also be gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joemailman
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Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
How tall is Harlan?
ITs not the size of the dog in the fight, its the ..... i forget the rest.
I guess I'll have to come to the poster game to have sex with all the fellas and Ziggy to prove I'm not gay.
http://www.sequelsolutions.biz/obama.jpg
I look at these pics and don't feel a thing. No way am I gay.
Yeah, but you might as well be.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblog...ry-clinton.jpg
Dear Nutz,
Not that I ever really had any choice, but I'm on for Saturday. Did you want to leave early and hit up the OG or save that experience for next week?
Oh I think I will pick you up early, look at your house, act like I am a professional contractor for a while and see what the exterior of your house is gonna need. You will offer me a beer, I will smile. I will drink the offered beer and then I will tell you what you are gonna have to pay me to paint your lovely house.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
http://www.sherylfranklin.com/images...ic/vina014.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
This is the Female's natural appearance.
How pathetic is it that I know that woman is from a Star Trek episode.
Not pathetic at all....that was the Christopher Pike episode where Spock commandeers the Enterprise if I remember correctly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
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Originally Posted by Freak Out
Now I'm not feeling nearly as pathetic. Thanks for cheering me up. :lol:
Glad to be of help. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
If I was a politician, I'd use a platform that says Nutz is True. Not much is true. But that is. Hey, we all die. Taxes suck. Aaron12odgers is and always was/is Partial. 30 posts, but you been around a year and post to defend/sound just like Partial. Yes you are. You are outed. And your 30 posts all suck much ass. More than ass....kinda like the 2 girls 1 cup thing. Yes that bad. Really, really bad. :xQuote:
Originally Posted by Aaron12odgers
Ass to mouth...Snakes been doing it with girls for a decade and it only got fame for the last 5 years. Fuck that shit. I should be running this shit. Bangbus? Shit Snake was doing BangCars for the last 10 years in/off college..just saying....don't mind seeing my weiner in porn if it makes me money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
Call before you come. I'll find something to cover my cock with. I think I washed a tube sock last night. This one still had the toe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...mapImage-1.jpg
Sweet mother of god.
I'm still not sure whether the bar was full of Machida fans or racists. They really enjoyed that.
He might be dreaming of his mother considering he's asleep. :lol: How long was he down?Quote:
Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
Only a few seconds. He'll be okay.
eating balls