Gil Hicks: Who the hell did you see me kiss?
Brodie: Some dude backstage. I don't know who he was but he seemed unimpressed.
Gil Hicks: I didn't kiss any guy backstage. I swear. I'm not gay.
Brodie: Hey, Suitorette, this guys a homophobe. You heard how repulsed he sounded. Is this the kind of guy you want to spend a vacation with? This
hate-monger?
Gil Hicks: I don't hate gay people.
Brodie: So you love them?
Gil Hicks: Yes. I mean no.
Brodie: Textbook closet case self-loather. Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality.
one of my favorite movies. my favorite scene is when jay and silent bob jump the easter bunny in front of all the kids
and this line
Little Girl:- Wow. It's a schooner.
Willam- Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
Little Boy- A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head.
Willam- You know what. There is no Easter Bunny. Over there, that's just a guy in a suit.