OFFICIAL BRETT THE LIVING LEGEND THREAD

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Originally Posted by pbmax

.......the only option is restraint.

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Thanks Christopher Grey*.

*I know of this from a woman who told me about the book. I do not now, nor have I ever, had a mangina.

I have noticed a disturbing trend over the last few post. The attemp at putting logic into this thread is disturbing to say the least. This was a fun thread for those of us who are mentally deranged as it gives us an oppertunity to air our personal form of insanity in a clear consice and batshit insane sorta way with out judging. This logic you are forcing on us might just ruin this run away train. Please restrain yourself from this, put on a propellor beanie and let loose with the stupid.
Thank you.

Ode to a Turd That Won't Flush

The lever unchains a vortex to hasten
Swirling and downward the porcelain basin
Riding a river of unwanted fluid
Bucking its fate the torpedo extruded
From bowels tormented by los habaneros
From yesterday's breakfast of huevos rancheros
Denies all the physics and technical prowess
The plumber had given the creator's house
Riding centrifugal force the duration
Bobbing, finally, in mute celebration

Fear not, though you may look on in disgust
Fear not, flush again, and again--if you must
Its very existence a repellant reminder
Of entropy's relentless march to the hinder
Soon we all die, the shit and the shitter
But today goes the turd, and we are no quitter
Plunging and gouging a terrible geyser
The turd is all gone and we are no wiser

That's a shitty poem.

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Originally Posted by HowardRoark

Thanks Christopher Grey*.

*I know of this from a woman who told me about the book. I do not now, nor have I ever, had a mangina.

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I would Google that name but I am afraid of the results. Must wait for solitude.

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Originally Posted by pbmax

I would Google that name but I am afraid of the results. Must wait for solitude.

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I believe he meant Christian Grey of Shades fame...

Doesn't that guy have fifty shades? And does that mean one of his shades in mangina gray?

Mangina Gray - hmmm...sounds like a Sherman-Williams paint color.

Eric Mangina,fmr Browns/Jets coach?

Eric Mangina!

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Originally Posted by swede

Ode to a Turd That Won't Flush

The lever unchains a vortex to hasten
Swirling and downward the porcelain basin
Riding a river of unwanted fluid
Bucking its fate the torpedo extruded
From bowels tormented by los habaneros
From yesterday's breakfast of huevos rancheros
Denies all the physics and technical prowess
The plumber had given the creator's house
Riding centrifugal force the duration
Bobbing, finally, in mute celebration

Fear not, though you may look on in disgust
Fear not, flush again, and again--if you must
Its very existence a repellant reminder
Of entropy's relentless march to the hinder
Soon we all die, the shit and the shitter
But today goes the turd, and we are no quitter
Plunging and gouging a terrible geyser
The turd is all gone and we are no wiser

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I vote Swede for packerrat Poet Laureate. Just so you know the pay is shitty (groan)

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Originally Posted by MJZiggy

I believe he meant Christian Grey of Shades fame...

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So NOT the Canadian actor? That's good to know.

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Originally Posted by Upnorth

I vote Swede for packerrat Poet Laureate. Just so you know the pay is shitty (groan)

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Thank you

I used to make cakes for a hobby but i like poetry more so things have gone from batter to verse.

I was simply trying to divert a sudden rush of negative energy that had entered our Favre thread by inserting a ridiculous poem as a baffling non sequitur.

The Favre thread inspired me to muse upon turds that won't go away.

(In retrospect, "surfing" would be better than the redundant second "riding" and be more alliterative with "centrifugal".)

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Originally Posted by swede

Thank you

I used to make cakes for a hobby but i like poetry more so things have gone from batter to verse.

I was simply trying to divert a sudden rush of negative energy that had entered our Favre thread by inserting a ridiculous poem as a baffling non sequitur.

The Favre thread inspired me to muse upon turds that won't go away.

(In retrospect, "surfing" would be better than the redundant second "riding" and be more alliterative with "centrifugal".)

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ROFL!!!!! Why oh why can't we rep the same post more than once!

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Originally Posted by swede

Thank you

I used to make cakes for a hobby but i like poetry more so things have gone from batter to verse.

I was simply trying to divert a sudden rush of negative energy that had entered our Favre thread by inserting a ridiculous poem as a baffling non sequitur.

The Favre thread inspired me to muse upon turds that won't go away.

(In retrospect, "surfing" would be better than the redundant second "riding" and be more alliterative with "centrifugal".)

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I was going to attempt the same but you artfully and masterfully beat me to the punch.

I bow to your virtuosity, sir.

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Originally Posted by MJZiggy

I believe he meant Christian Grey of Shades fame...

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i think he meant fletcher christain of bounty fame...

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Originally Posted by pbmax

Nutz, you used to tell us what you thought about the game and how the players played it. But more often now we get to hear what "Packer Fan" is thinking or doing. You admittedly don't include yourself in this group and the comments are clearly all condescension.

Most on here knocking Favre are actually knocking the player. Right or wrong, its a critique of a former player. There has been criticism of his defenders (much of it unwarranted) and it still pops up from time to time, but most of that has gone away and we enjoy a measure of peace because of it.

But I think the comments Zool points to are the continued insults of posters, radio show callers and other assorted "Packer Fans". I don't think you are being held to a different standard. This board does better when the disagreements don't get personal. Everyone could hold a grudge about something someone has written about them on this board. There is no justice though, the only option is restraint.

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When the games start I will be happy to comment on them. Training camp battles, sure I will comment on them now that we are in the second week of training camp, but I would like to actually watch a preseason game first. I don't have a problem with anyone on these forums. Zool has made it his duty to continue to call me out, and that if fine, but until he shuts up I will continue my cheap and disrespectful outbursts at Packer fan and the tit that they continue to suckle for their warmth and self esteem.

http://i48.tinypic.com/2r59oog.jpg

What goes around, comes around

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Originally Posted by green_bowl_packer

http://i48.tinypic.com/2r59oog.jpg

What goes around, comes around

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My God. Why does that clip make me want to like him again?

Give 'em hell, coach! :lol:

He is a coach's son. Apple didn't fall far from the tree.