I would love to see Frank Caliendo live. Wearing a Favre jersey, huh? Be prepared to be the center of all the Madden jokes...and probably brought on stage!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bretsky
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I would love to see Frank Caliendo live. Wearing a Favre jersey, huh? Be prepared to be the center of all the Madden jokes...and probably brought on stage!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bretsky
I'm sick of being sick. Sick for the third time this winter. Coughed up 4 CCs of greenish brown phlegm this morning before breakfast. Yummy! Headache lasts all day. I need some Hibernol.
VEGAS VACATION
Had a great time in Vegas and for anybody going here are some thoughts
Went to the following shows
CarrotTop--Honestly thought he's suck but best show in Vegas for comedy. Everybody who went to see him that he was hilariously funny for both sexes. My wife's mascara was running all over her face as she was crying of laughter
Frank Caliendo- Front Row Tix; he mocked me a bit. Met the guy and he's actually kind of quite. Solid show for both sexes.
Fantasy- Wifey wanted to see a Burlesque show and who am I to say no. Nice mix of comedy and hooties. Skin warned me about a couple shows that we avoided. This one was decent
Chris Angel- Sucked Donkey Balls. He was trrribble, and Caliendo used when imitating Charles Barkley. The worst 90 minutes in Vegas. Just Trrible
Shark Exhibit and Mand. Bay--Decent; better if you like fish of all kinds. If that stuff interests you it's cool; but you might be a bit bored as well
Titanic Exhibit--Worth going to.
Some great artifacts and pretty well put together
In terms of gambling, the Party Pit at the Luxor Rocked. About fifteen tables for blackjack circled a large stage of which hottied danced with a very very short skirt, high boots, and a bikini top. Changing my karma to gamble within my comfort zone allowed me to make money.
The places I lost money at lacked karma.
Overall had a great time. I'd pay to see CarrotTop tomorrow again if I could; awesome show live.
I'm glad you and Mrs. B had a good time Bretsky. One of these days I'll get out there.
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Originally Posted by MJZiggy
better not go see Fantasy..............you'll get all hot and happy with all those nice girlies
New beau. No time for chicks...
I thought you were banned. Haxor.Quote:
Originally Posted by MJZiggy
I was never banned. How did I get banned?
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Apparently you've been caught sending intimidating/sensual PMs to Kiwon. You are henceforth babisned! I mean banished! Yeeee-hawww!Quote:
Originally Posted by Administrator
Babbikno motherfuckers! Babbikno!
Hmmmm...don't get it, but a vacation's a vacation. Any suggestions on vacations spots?
I have some suggestions, but I don't think you'll like them. :oops:Quote:
Originally Posted by MJZiggy
I KNEW you were thinking of Tahiti!
Saw this today - cracked my shit up! Especially how fast the responses are:
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I ain't sayin', but I'm just sayin' ya know? Sometimes gettin' some from a shadow is better than gettin' none at all.
Jesus, the more I look at that picture, the creepier it gets. I swear to god that shadow is three dimensional.
Is that Rio or Buenos Aires?
That's what he said.Quote:
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Winter baseball in the Midwest :cnf:
Son on 3 teams this season...traveling team w/ out of town tournaments, Little League and HS allowing upcoming freshman this year. See if we break 100 games. Guess I won't have to worry about my tan this summer. :P Actually very exciting (yeah, I know...for a MOM..lol) he's been working with a coach at an indoor facility 4x week since the beginning of Dec. Hitting like CRAZY!
I'm in Canada. There's curling on nearly every channel. What a bunch of hosers.
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Sitting here with likely the most unusual gift I've received since a coworker gave me a bra for Christmas...Japanese seafood wafer crackers. They come in other flavors as well. I've just finished the garden pea and it tasted remarkably like my favorite veggie which makes me even more hesitant to try the squid ink and clam flavors...