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Yes, this is true.
The SkinBasket was recently made a godfather again at a church where they sang some songs, asked for money then ate and drank the Jesus. The god-man also played a guitar.
A fly was swimming in the holy water. Of course the holy water was also home to a handful of those shiny glass beads you put in aquariums, so the Skinbasket is unsure of the fly's spiritual significance. We think he was sucked into a trap meant to keep the holy water clean from such evil agents of Beelzebub.
The Skinbasket now has several stitches in the middle of our lower back. They itch like the dickens and we want to chew them out, but as luck would have it, we are neither flexible enough or long necked enough to accomplish this. As the woman unit refuses to cooperate on this project, do any of you mortals have any suggestions for itchy stitches in hard to reach locations?
Hooker?
coat hanger.
you tell us about being godfathered and about the fly in the holy water but you don't tell where the stitches came from?
The Skinbasket received his stitches from his doctor.Quote:
Originally Posted by hoosier
The Skinbasket had a backiotomy.
the doctor said I need a backiotomy
Must have had a mole removed.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
Does the Skinbasket read? If it hasn't already, it should definitely pick up Louis Ferdinand Celine's Journey to the End of the Night. A book right up Skinbasket's alley.
http://www.cohenufo.org/Images.GIF/Mole.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Freak Out
The Skinbasket required that a certain imperfection be removed so as to not interfere with his transcendence to angelic perfection. Turns out that removing a chunk of flesh the size of a nickel leaves a scar. So ends the SkinBasket's quest for immortality via ethereal transcendence.
Now the SkinBasket must rely on that that stone we bound a portion of our soul to. There may be more wine than soul in that stone, however.
The Skinbasket wonders, does Journey to the End of Night have pornographic scenes?
It will expand your sense of pornography.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
May the Skinbasket have better luck with the wine than with the vodka...Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
*sigh*
The melancholy invades our brain and we feel gray. Even DJ Lance Rock seems sleepy and boring. Is this self pity, or the world's overabundance of pity forcing itself upon us? We are too tired to care.
Asian punk rockers teach our children to count with epileptic musical vomit, but all the children want to do is dance.
*sigh*
The SkinBasket has decided to relieve himself of all decision making responsibilities and instead appoint his cock and balls to handle those duties. Ministers Cock and Balls will hereby be bringing their own unique agenda to an otherwise confused and convoluted process, whereby streamlining and adding much needed confidence to all future decisions. We feel as safe in their hands as they do in ours.
The SkinBasket plans a vacation in sunny Ireland.
The rest of the bottle stares us in our face. Who shall we ally our Kingdom of the Basket with? The spreadable cheese? The guacamole? It matters not for our mistress will have us either way.
GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa!
The Skinbasket commands us all do penance for our waistlines! Now! Wherever you might be, 10 sit-ups now! The sweet smell of sweat and metabolized fat shall weigh heavy in the chilled air tonight.
Sorry, dear, but I have no waistline pennance to do. No situps for me unless I feel like it (or there happens to be a cute guy in the gym...)
NO EXCUSES!! SIT-UPS BENEFIT ALL THE KINGDOM!! NOW SIT! UP! TEN TIMES!Quote:
Originally Posted by MJZiggy