Tyrone is ready to join your gym. He will inspire you!!Quote:
Originally Posted by MJZiggy
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Tyrone is ready to join your gym. He will inspire you!!Quote:
Originally Posted by MJZiggy
The Skinnedbasket is drunk, this thread only gets replies when "the Creepy One" binges on booze.
Who wants to train me?!?!?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
That's a quote from that VH1 show Acceptable TV. DO NOT google images for the quote without a filter on. You will not like the results.
7.00 dollars for a pack of cigarettes. What is this world coming to. No more smoking on this guys dime.
The SkinBasket will pay. The Skinbasket cares for tobacco and Nutz.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
This is eerily like the exercises Winston had to do in 1984.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
Is the SkinBasket Big Brother?
The Skinbasket tried to watch that garbage once and fell asleep. Or was it Brazil? No matter. Has the meager Ballhawk done his required penance yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by BallHawk
This is what I used to smoke until I stopped 8 years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
http://www.natsherman.com/product.cf...productid=1104
They were $7 back then. Worth every fucking penny though.
Ballhawk recommends you read the book instead of watching crappy movie versions.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
And, yes, Ballhawk has done his required tasks. Do I get my rations now?
Yes. You may now masturbate.Quote:
Originally Posted by BallHawk
But I thought the Kingdom of the Basket disapproved of hairy palms?Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
The Knights of the Kingdom all have hairy palms. It is a requirement, not a crime.Quote:
Originally Posted by BallHawk
And what is the rule of the land when it comes to strained eyes?Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
The SkinBasket has lost his notes on Paradise Lost and must now start all over from the beginning again. We think Jesus is angry at us for enjoying Milton and is hiding our notes. Goddamn it Jesus! There was some important shit in there. If he hid them in the Bible, the SkinBasket shall forgive him his kooky sense of humor.
The SkinBasket had our balls fondled by a man yesterday and is still feeling confused. Confused as to what the medical excuse is for doctors grabbing our mansack every few years.
On a positive note, the SkinBasket delivered an exceptional blood panel.
62 HDL
114 LDL
A 3.1 ratio.
The SkinBasket also lowered our triglycerides from 190 a year ago to 83. The doctor is less worried about the SkinBasket's eminent death now. We are unsure if he feels that way due to the blood test or the fondling of the testicles.
If all we had to do was get a little felt up... :roll:
I had the digital rectal exam once when I was in the Army, and that was enough to last me a lifetime. :whaa:Quote:
Originally Posted by MJZiggy
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Originally Posted by Iron Mike
I got ten bucks that says Harlan is wondering if he's too old to enlist.
Last physical I had was a 25 y/o nurse practitioner student who was rockin. Really hard to concentrate on horrible ugly things while she's "checking for cancer".