Ted Is Trapped In the Closet, Chap. 12

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07-17-2006, 11:06 PM
Anti-Polar Bear

Ted Is Trapped In the Closet, Chap. 12

Ted Is Trapped in the Closet, Chap. 12 (with John Lennon, legandary musican and true liberal)

The amorous ambiguities of my life
The benevolence of my wife
Live as a liberal, die as a liberal
Such a shame this high is temporal
Allow me to eat up your sorrow
Make love to me til morrow

There Ted sits and he wonders
There Ted sits and he ponders
O, the hour is lonesome late
Polar bear, decide our fate!

As the army of repentance conquers my high
The prophet Lennon gives out a sigh:
We cry in a prison
We love in a prison
We dream in a prison like fools

Ted doesnt care, does he?
He laughs while we fall, doesnt she?
The queen of all fuck ups, it's her inhuman nature
To fondle us with a morose melancholy future

As the army of repentance conquers my high
The prophet Lennon gives out a sigh:
Wood becomes a flute when it's loved
Reach for yourself and your battered mates
Mirror becomes a razor when it's broken
Look in the mirror and see your shattered fate
07-18-2006, 11:30 AM
Anti-Polar Bear

Damn it, people!!! If I dont see more views, I'm gonna have no choice but to move these songs back to JSO, where I avged 100+ views per song.

This is my best song by far, in IMO.
07-18-2006, 12:40 PM
Partial

let me ask you this tank...

where did being a liberal get lennon?
07-18-2006, 12:42 PM
Harlan Huckleby

Quote:

Originally Posted by Partial

where did being a liberal get lennon?

this is dumb
07-18-2006, 12:44 PM
Partial

I just wanted to respond with dead. I didn't mean any political behind it. I wanted to make a family guy style joke.
07-18-2006, 01:21 PM
Anti-Polar Bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby

Quote:

Originally Posted by Partial

where did being a liberal get lennon?

this is dumb

I agree.
07-18-2006, 01:29 PM
Partial

How's work today tank?
07-18-2006, 01:33 PM
Anti-Polar Bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Partial

How's work today tank?

Bored. Back to data entries for now. The girl has to work.
07-18-2006, 01:35 PM
Partial

how is the fair lady? are you two an item now?
07-18-2006, 01:36 PM
Anti-Polar Bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Partial

how is the fair lady? are you two an item now?

Yep, we are.
07-18-2006, 02:03 PM
Partial

did you put it in her butt
07-18-2006, 02:10 PM
Deputy Nutz

What a romantic love story.
07-18-2006, 02:17 PM
Anti-Polar Bear

%)
07-18-2006, 02:22 PM
Partial

did u get 3k of putting it in the butts worth?
07-18-2006, 02:33 PM
Anti-Polar Bear

Since Partail seems to think annals stands for anal, so I am changing the word to ambiguties. See the 1st line. :)
07-18-2006, 02:42 PM
Partial

it had nothing to do with that, I didn't read your story. I just asked if you put it in her butt. The two are completely unrelated topics
07-18-2006, 02:58 PM
Zool

You seem fixated Partial.
07-18-2006, 04:03 PM
GBRulz

Tank, I thought you already did Chapter 12. Shouldn't this be 13?
07-18-2006, 04:25 PM
Anti-Polar Bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBMichele

Tank, I thought you already did Chapter 12. Shouldn't this be 13?

Not sure. I think i am losing track of it. Will check.
07-18-2006, 04:58 PM
Deputy Nutz

I think you had the right idea with taking it back to JSO.
07-19-2006, 08:10 AM
Zool

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Nutz

I think you had the right idea with taking it back to JSO.

If i pitch in a buck can we make this happen?
07-19-2006, 10:54 AM
Anti-Polar Bear

I doubt it. Madtownpacker, the guy who runs this forum, enjoys these songs very much. Plus, i got the 100+ views I wanted. Just dont read them if you dont like them. :cool:
07-19-2006, 11:08 AM
Partial

Mad listens to these fly tunes on his iPod all day long
07-19-2006, 11:10 AM
MadtownPacker

Dammit Tank! I was trying to stay "Trapped In the Closet" about being a "Ted is Trapped in the Closet" fan. :twisted:
07-19-2006, 10:47 PM
Fosco33

Tank - I figured you'd get a kick out a quote from Ted's address to the crowd today.

"You can get a little too excited about the shorts and T-shirts...," Thompson said.

LOL
07-19-2006, 10:53 PM
Anti-Polar Bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fosco33

Tank - I figured you'd get a kick out a quote from Ted's address to the crowd today.

"You can get a little too excited about the shorts and T-shirts...," Thompson said.

LOL

He said that? That is so gay. :cool:
07-20-2006, 12:40 PM
GBRulz

LOL Fosco - just add fuel to the fire that Tank has for TT !!!
01-24-2015, 03:11 PM
Joemailman

You can ban him, but his legacy will live on.
01-24-2015, 03:44 PM
KYPack

Really.

Bring back GBR and all the Packer Gurlzz.
01-24-2015, 05:25 PM
mraynrand

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joemailman

You can ban him, but his legacy will live on.

Hundreds of years before the dawn of history, lived an ancient race of people, the Tankdukes.

no one knows who he was or, what he was doing, but his legacy remains, hewn, into the living servers of Packerrats.

And where is he now, the little child of Packerrats?
01-25-2015, 05:06 PM
Joemailman

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01-26-2015, 08:37 AM
SkinBasket

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joemailman

http://www.actnowpng.org/sites/defau...ld.preview.JPG

That might be the most unintentionally racist photo I've seen in at least six or seven days.
01-27-2015, 07:41 AM
woodbuck27

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...5kkxX0YWU3p5gQ

I get it...................

multiple accounts says bye bye.