Datline--Alaska, Polar Bear Rips College Burn-out To Shreds
A wise old Polar Bear, who was sick and tired of being harrassed on a daily basis by a jobless punk, swatted him senseless(in .OOO5 seconds), and chewed him up limb by limb. And after many hours of indigestion, (due to the great amount of hot gas in the thankfully departed), dropped his load on the top of Mount McKinley. Many of the mountain folk consider the Bear a godsend, because they all wanted the freeloader off of the public's dime anyway. The Governor gave the Bear the key to the entire city of Anchorage, so he could go house to house and receive the honor and glory that he so richly deserves, for getting rid of the biggest pain in the ass south of the North Pole!
Re: Datline--Alaska, Polar Bear Rips College Burn-out To Shr
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Originally Posted by son of a vic
A wise old Polar Bear, who was sick and tired of being harrassed on a daily basis by a jobless punk, swatted him senseless(in .OOO5 seconds), and chewed him up limb by limb. And after many hours of indigestion, (due to the great amount of hot gas in the thankfully departed), dropped his load on the top of Mount Everest. Many of the mountain folk consider the Bear a godsend, because they all wanted the freeloader off of the public's dime anyway. The Governor gave the Bear the key to the entire city of Anchorage, so he could go house to house and receive the honor and glory that he so richly deserves, for getting rid of the biggest pain in the ass south of the North Pole!
As an extreme liberal, I strongly object to Ted's venue for purging himself of his foul meal.
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Originally Posted by son of a vic
... dropped his load on the top of Mount Everest.... The Governor gave the Bear the key to the entire city of Anchorage
no doubt the bear is still high, so high he thinks that mt. everest is in Alaska!!
