Originally Posted by
MadtownPacker
I wouldnt have any problem with him saying "Im not telling you guys shit, now report that!".
Exactly Madtown, except you have him say this:
"Brett Favre, 3 time MVP and owner of the longest consecutive starts streak in the NFL, participated in camp Monday performing conditioning and weightlifting drills under the direction of our top flight physical conditioning staff. This was his assigned workout designed to maximize his physical gifts and minimize wear and tear on his body.
As for the cornerback position, Ahmad Carrol returned to practice and started alongside Mike Hawkins. Their continued development has been one of the highlights of the offseason and promise stiff competition among the DBs and providing something this team had been sorely lacking for the past few years, depth.
We also like that Donnell Washington has lost another 6 ounces and that Allen guy has surprised us with his ability to stand up and leave the buffet line. As our defensive line showed last year, important game-changing contributions can be made by the tackles in a rotation used smartly."
"But coach, what about Charles Woodson?"
"We were going to surprise him with sometime at WR"
"What about Al Harris?"
"No new developments since Al last practiced."
He has then said nothing, but sounds like something, until the reporters get home and realizes he has nothing.